Unnamed surfing rabbi

Unnamed surfing rabbi

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Unknown Hair: Brown Occupation: Rabbi Author First appearance: "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot"

An unnamed surfing rabbi is the author of When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children. Marge buys his book.

Appearances

• Episode – "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" (book cover)
• Episode – "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" (picture in Annie Dubinsky's office)

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