| A Riveting Performance
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Riveting Performance is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update. It requires Willie the Riveter to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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I'm 'ere fer the job interview.
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Which job? Evil henchman or uninformed workman?
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I was gonna say workman, but I'm curious about yer henchman position.
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As henchman, you'll eliminate my enemies — dip them in acid, shove them into wood chippers...entry-level stuff.
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Sounds a wee bit violent.
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It comes with a health package! As long as you're alive to use it.
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Nae, a bottle of whiskey is all a Scot needs to cure what ails 'im.
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What if I toss in free henchmen haircuts...every Friday?
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Head hair isn't the problem. It's me chest and back that's a forest of brambles.
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Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Learn More About the Job". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Look for Other Henchmen". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Here's where you'll be working. I trust you have experience as a riveter?
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I'm dressed as one fer Halloween ain't I?!
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Perfect. Don't ask any questions and we'll get along great.
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I only have one...what the heck is this thing?
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Okay. One answer only...this is my industrial death ray!
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A what?
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That's a second question but somewhat tied to the first. It's like a normal death ray, but much bigger!
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I'm wonderin'—
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Bup-bup. Question time is over.
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Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Figure Out How to Use a Riveter". The job takes 4 hours.
If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Admire His Death Ray". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Are you sure you know what you're doing?
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A few more rivets and yer breath spray contraption will be finished.
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No, it's DEATH RAY! I don't want minty fresh breath! I want minty fresh DEATH!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Gah, I'm no riveter. I cannae do this job.
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You're riveter enough for me.
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Good heavens, what's a lass like you doin' here?
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I'm an evil henchman. Well, evil henchwoman.
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Don't let me stop you. Keep riveting. You're on the verge of a breakthrough.
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So you really think I can finish this deathy doodad?
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No, you're the worst riveter I've ever seen, but you're about to break through the glass you're standing on.
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*gasp* Help me!
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Sorry. Evil henchwomen don't do the whole "help" thing.
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Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Fall Through a Window". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Femme Fatale is owned: Task: "Make Femme Fatale Trademark the Word "Henchwomen"". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Willie, you seem like a nice guy...or at least you seem like a guy. But I have to let you go.
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Let me go? But I din't do nae a thing!
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That's part of the problem. But you also riveted my car.
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I'm a riveter. I rivet. Rivetin's what I know.
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It seems like you don't even know that.
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Tell you what. I'll give you two weeks' severance pay. But don't tell anyone I was fair. Gotta keep my villain cred up.
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Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Look for Work". The job takes 4 hours.
If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Prepare a Severance Package". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Where the heck have you been, Willie? The school is in shambles.
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I'm not a custodian. I'm a riveter now.
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We're not building battleships! We're building young minds...not very well, but still...
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Imagine how the hooligans here would fall into line if'n ye DID have a battleship!
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Willie we can't even afford history books with pictures of battleships.
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My friend, I'm afraid it's back to mopping vomit and scrubbing graffiti...just like on a battleship.
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I'm always a "friend" when there's vomit to mop and "Skinner's a dink" to scrub off a wall.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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