| Little Chicken Monster
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Little Chicken Monster is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update. It requires Sideshow Chicken to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Sideshow Chicken's exclamation mark
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Well, I'm free to live the life of an experiment gone too far.
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Science always goes too far!
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Everything in our house talks now, and I just want it all to shut up. I don't care what the refrigerator thinks!
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Madame, let me educate you on the difference between science and MAD science...
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Aw jeez, more cluck-cluck talk!
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Task: "Make Sideshow Chicken Give a Mad Science Lecture". The job takes 4 hours.
If Agnes is owned: Task: "Make Agnes Skinner Kick Her Refrigerator". The job takes place at the Skinner House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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A four-hour lecture that boils down to "Science good, mad science bad".
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Heavens, no! You've got it backwards!
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Science is boring, mad science is awesome!
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Just go back to laying eggs, will ya.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Sideshow Chicken's exclamation mark
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Springfield doesn't have much in the way of the fine arts, but at least there's a decent museum where one may contemplate true beauty in solitude.
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Hey, chicken feller!
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Solitude just transformed into ineptitude.
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What is a yokel like you doing in Springfield's Museum of Fine Art?
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"Fine Art?" It's "Find Art". Art's my coonhound's name and it looks like he's sniffed out a chicken man.
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*dog howl*
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You best be hightailin' it outta here or you'll be in my stew pot by nightfall!
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Ugh. I am so done with this town.
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Why'd the chicken man cross the road?
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I don't know. Why did the chicken man cross the road?
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You kicked in the head or something? I just asked YOU that!
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Fine. This Chicken man crossed the road to get away from the slack-jawed imbecile.
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That's funny but who's this slack-jawed imbecile in yer punchline?
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This chicken is crossing the road NOW.
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| Task: "Make Sideshow Chicken Read a Good Book". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sideshow Chicken's exclamation mark
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So it turns out there's not much to do around here for an intellectually superior chicken monster.
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So this is my life now — endlessly wandering the streets of this forsaken city over and over and over again...
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Really, Sideshow Chicken, such world-weariness is beneath an intellect such as ours!
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Sideshow Bob!
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Of course. Now join me in the venture of plotting revenge on Bart Simpson!
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Count this chicken in!
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If Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Plot Revenge on Bart". The job takes place at the Abandoned Lighthouse, Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Sideshow Chicken Help Plot Revenge on Bart". The job takes place at the Abandoned Lighthouse, Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Feel Like He Should Watch His Back". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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...and that will cause the whale to confuse Bart Simpson with krill and eat him alive!
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Brilliant! But you do realize these schemes are all absurd and will never work.
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Of course! But who would Sideshow Bob be without fanatical schemes?!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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