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At the Suburbs of Madness
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
Required characters: Lisa, Regular Characters
Optional characters: Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Bart, Mopey Mary, Sideshow Bob, Mad Doctor Itchy, Premium Characters, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): AtTheSuburbsOfMadness
ID(s): 261016 - 261020
Previous quest(s): Too Cool for Ghoul
Next quest(s): The Real Horror Was the Friends We Made Along the Way


At the Suburbs of Madness is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between November 8, 2022 and November 16, 2022
Homer - Horrified People-chomping zombies! Run!
Homer - Confused But first it's always more important to shoot video and post it!
Lisa - Annoyed Ugh! This is what I'm talking about! People screaming, zombies slow-walking, biting, blood spraying everywhere — BOR-ING!
H.P. Lovecraft - Surprised A weird mind like mine could never be frightened by such banal grotesqueries.
Edgar Allan Poe - Surprised Yes. So prosaic! Now go over there and flash your big brain.
Shuffling Zombie You has-beens are just jealous because everyone loves zombies, and no one reads your dusty old "books" unless a teacher forces them to!
H.P. Lovecraft - Annoyed Now you've gone too far, vile creatures!
Edgar Allan Poe - Angry Indeed! Quoth the Raven: Eat my shorts!
Bart - Confused Hey! That "quoth" is from the Bartman!
Task: "Collect Eyeballs" (x115).
If Edgar Allan Poe is owned: Task: "Make Poe Throw Zombies Down the Bottomless Pit". The job takes place at the Springfield Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If H.P. Lovecraft is owned: Task: "Make Lovecraft Throw Zombies Into the Bottomless Pit". The job takes place at the Springfield Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Finally Be Impressed by These Old Dudes". The job takes place at the Springfield Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mopey Mary is owned: Task: "Make Mopey Mary Hide Her Laughter". The job takes place at the Springfield Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Give Up on Halloween". The job takes place at the Springfield Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Edgar Allan Poe - Happy The zombies are vanquished, and Halloween is near complete. I declare myself the victor!
H.P. Lovecraft - Surprised By what right?
Edgar Allan Poe I ingeniously summoned Mopey Mary.
H.P. Lovecraft - Annoyed She didn't scare anyone!
Mopey Mary - Annoyed True. My whole "crawling out of the TV" bit is pretty much all I've got.
Edgar Allan Poe - Annoyed Fine! You have one final shot, Lovecraft. What have you got?
H.P. Lovecraft - Happy Only my most twisted creation yet!
Homer - Drool Twisted creation? As in pretzels! Yum!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Zombie Billboard Bundle

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Lisa I know you can do it, Mr. Lovecraft! Bring the true meaning of dread back to Springfield.
Edgar Allan Poe - Surprised Lisa, how could you?! I thought you were Team Poe.
Lisa - Sad I'm Team Whoever can deliver true horror that isn't just gore and cheap thrills.
Lisa - Embarrassed Plus, curved surfaces kind of scare me, too.
H.P. Lovecraft - Smug Worry not, fellow non-Euclidean devotee. Prepare for horror beyond imagining! I'll need a reanimator. Gently used if new is not available.
Lisa - Confused There's not anything like that in Springfield.
Bart Sure there is. Mad Doctor Itchy has one at his castle on the edge of town.
H.P. Lovecraft Excellent! But first we need to make a brief stop at the abandoned lighthouse.
Bart - Confused What for? The only person who currently lives there is...Sideshow Bob!
H.P. Lovecraft - Happy Exactly.
Task: "Collect Eyeballs" (x115).
If H.P. Lovecraft is owned: Task: "Make Lovecraft Kidnap Sideshow Bob". The job takes place at Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier, Squidport Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Get Kidnapped". The job takes place at Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier, Squidport Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Like Where This is Going". The job takes place at Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier, Squidport Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Worry About Where This is Going". The job takes place at Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier, Squidport Entrance, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
H.P. Lovecraft - Smug *knock knock knock*
Sideshow Bob - Exhausted What is this? I was nearly napping, when suddenly there comes a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at the lighthouse door.
Edgar Allan Poe - Annoyed Finally! Someone with some culture.
H.P. Lovecraft - Annoyed Moribund and monotonous!
Sideshow Bob - Surprised Edgar Allan Poe! And H.P. Lovecraft!
H.P. Lovecraft You're probably wondering why I'm here, and why I have this chloroform, gag, and length of rope.
Sideshow Bob I recognize a kidnapping when I see one.
Bart - Frustrated He has some experience in the field.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Bottomless Pit

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
H.P. Lovecraft Pardon us for dropping in unannounced on All Hallow's Eve, Doctor Itchy.
Mad Doctor Itchy You can call me "Mad".
H.P. Lovecraft I have a friendly wager with Mr. Poe as to who can create the greatest horror. I've something in mind that will chill you to the very marrow.
Mad Doctor Itchy - Happy If there's marrow involved, count me in!
Task: "Collect Eyeballs" (x145).
If H.P. Lovecraft is owned: Task: "Make Lovecraft Make an Insane Pitch to Doctor Itchy". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mad Doctor Itchy is owned: Task: "Make Mad Doctor Itchy Say He's All About the Crazy". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Get Excited for Crazy". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Worry About How Crazy This is Going to Get". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
H.P. Lovecraft The first thing I need is—
Mad Doctor Itchy *cuts off Sideshow Bob's head*
H.P. Lovecraft - Confused How did you know that's what I needed?
Mad Doctor Itchy - Confused First I was going to cut off your head, but you were talking so...
Bart - Sneaky Best Halloween ever!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Reanimator

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
H.P. Lovecraft - Happy All I need is but a moment at Mad Doctor Itchy's reanimator, and Springfield shall know true horror at last!
Edgar Allan Poe - Annoyed You're getting desperate, Lovecraft! All you've got is the head of a sideshow buffoon and some spare parts.
H.P. Lovecraft - Smug Just wait and see!
Task: "Collect Eyeballs" (x145).
If Edgar Allan Poe is owned: Task: "Make Poe Mock Lovecraft's Desperation". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If H.P. Lovecraft is owned: Task: "Make Lovecraft Create a New Horror". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Root for Lovecraft". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Root for This to End". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
H.P. Lovecraft - Happy I give you the greatest horror Springfield has ever known!
Bart - Surprised Eaggh! Sideshow Bob's head!
Mad Doctor Itchy - Surprised You're forgetting the body of a chicken!
Lisa - Shocked And deer antlers? Why?
H.P. Lovecraft Eh, I had them laying around.
H.P. Lovecraft - Smug Behold! Sideshow Chicken!
Sideshow Chicken - Annoyed Cluck-cluck-kill!
Edgar Allan Poe I admit it, Lovecraft: you have beaten me. I can conceive of no horror greater than this.
Sideshow Chicken - Happy Now to lay an egg of terror in the heart of Springfield!! *runs out of the castle*
H.P. Lovecraft - Happy I'm so proud. It's like seeing your child go off to college.
Bart - Happy Cool! If that's college, I wanna go!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Abandoned Lighthouse

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Sarah Wiggum - Surprised Oh my God! It has the body of a chicken!
Smithers - Surprised And the head of Sideshow Bob!
Otto - Surprised And a nice set of honkin' antlers!
Sideshow Chicken - Annoyed Quit staring at my rack! My eyes are down here!
Wiggum - Pained It's so horrible! So monstrous!
Sideshow Chicken - Happy That's right, Springfield! Flee! Flee into madness!
Lisa - Shocked Really? Bob's head on a chicken body? That's what gets this town to feel real terror?
Wiggum - Surprised It's so scrawny...no plump white meat or delicious dark meat! Aaagh!
Task: "Collect Eyeballs" (x185).
Task: "Make Lisa Cringe as Sideshow Chicken Rampages". The job takes place at Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Get Bored of Sideshow Chicken" (x5). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 4 hours.
Wiggum - Exhausted *yawn* Okay, that's enough excitement for one night. I'm hitting the sack. By which I mean my trick-or-treat sack. Then I'm going to bed.
Skinner Me, too. See everyone next Halloween.
Sideshow Chicken - Surprised Wait, what? Aren't you terrified of me anymore?
Otto Sorry, chicken dude. We've been overrun by so much weird stuff that nothing freaks us out for very long.
H.P. Lovecraft - Surprised So that's it?
Edgar Allan Poe Halloween ends not with a scream, but with a yawn?
Marge - Happy Now we roll right into Thanksgiving!
Agnes That's the turkey holiday, so no chickens allowed!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Sideshow Chicken

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Pluck Eyeballs from Monsters Homer, Lisa, Marge, Bart, Milhouse, Skinner, Wiggum, Krusty 4h Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, Brown House Eyeball5, XP45
Donate Eyeballs from Laboratory Storage The Headless Horseman, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Mad Doctor Itchy Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, House of Pain, Brown House Eyeball8, XP70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the science-fiction and cosmic horror novel At the Mountains of Madness by H. P. Lovecraft.