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The Conjurationing
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
Internal name(s): TheConjurationing
ID(s): 261011 - 261015
Previous quest(s): Too Cool for Ghoul
Next quest(s): The Real Horror Was the Friends We Made Along the Way


The Conjurationing is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between October 30, 2022 and November 16, 2022
Lisa - Worried So it's Mopey Mary…fine. I'm just glad you're teaching Springfield what macabre really is, Mr. Poe.
Edgar Allan Poe - Happy Mopey Mary, if you would be so kind as to terrorize the oafish denizens of this forlorn municipality…
Mopey Mary - Surprised I'm on it! Springfield, prepare to have your souls plunged into darkness, despair, and—
Mopey Mary - Confused Wait, is that a pumpkin bouncy house?
Bart - Sneaky You betcha.
Mopey Mary - Happy BOUNCY-BOUNCY-BOUNCY!
Task: "Collect Tombstones" (x115).
Task: "Make Lisa Try to Convince Mary to Be Scary". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Edgar Allan Poe is owned: Task: "Make Poe Be Disappointed in His Summoning". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mopey Mary is owned: Task: "Make Mopey Mary Play in the Bouncy House". The job takes place at Jack-O-Lantern Bouncy House, Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Edgar Allan Poe - Confused But…I don't understand. I was sure Mopey Mary would terrify your entire city!
Lisa - Sad Things not working out…you'll get used to it with this town.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Father Ben

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty Father Ben, come quick! We need an exorcism on this monstrous child!
Mopey Mary - Annoyed Jeez, lady. Take a chill pill.
Lewis Clark - Annoyed Mopey Mary is our friend.
Father Ben - Confused Well then which one is the possessed child?
Helen Lovejoy - Angry The demonic-looking one!
Father Ben - Annoyed You'll have to be more specific. All children have a little devil in them.
Task: "Collect Tombstones" (x115).
If Helen Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Helen Lovejoy Demand a Child Exorcism". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Father Ben Try to Figure Out Who to Exorcise". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Mopey Mary is owned: Task: "Make Mopey Mary Run Off". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Avoid Being Exorcised". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Father Ben - Annoyed All right, spikey-headed demon! Prepare to vacate this innocent child's body!
Lisa - Shouting I'm not possessed! And FYI, the spikes are my chosen hairstyle!
Father Ben - Confused Then where is the child I'm to be exorcising?
Lisa - Annoyed Mopey Mary ran off.
Father Ben - Happy I suppose I should get after her then. A little exercise before exorcising never hurt anyone, right?
Lisa - Nagging Less hilarity, more holy water, Father.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Crate and Burial

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Bart - Laughing Lisa, your dusty old dude is so lame!
Lisa - Shouting And what have YOU done to make Halloween scarier?
Bart - Sneaky Allow me to summon the TRUE fossil of fear!
Edgar Allan Poe - Angry Who are you summoning, young man?
Bart - Determined Gimme some room and you'll see…MAGIC! *waves hands magically*
Lisa - Smug Was that supposed to do something? Because it didn't.
Bart - Frustrated Those were "spirit fingers". And again — KABOOM! *waves hands magically*
Edgar Allan Poe - Confused I'm not seeing the kaboom, boy.
Task: "Collect Tombstones" (x145).
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Wave His "Magic Hands" Harder". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Wonder Who Bart Is Trying to Summon". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Edgar Allan Poe is owned: Task: "Make Poe Wonder Who This "Real Master of Horror" Is". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Bart - Confused I don't get it, my hands used to be jammed full of magic!
Lisa - Eye Roll Bart, you don't need magic to summon someone to Springfield. Just ask Sky Finger.
Edgar Allan Poe - Confused Pray tell, who is this "Sky Finger"?
Bart - Happy A very smart and attractive person who loves donuts…trays of donuts…truckloads…I'm talking Montana-size!
Lisa - Nagging We really have no shame.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Forever Cemetery

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Edgar Allan Poe - Happy "Non-Euclidian geometry" is the root of your horror? That just means you're frightened of curved surfaces.
H.P. Lovecraft - Annoyed Don't say curved! Walls should be straight!
Lisa - Eye Roll And this is what the "Masters of Horror" have reduced Halloween to.
Bart - Happy At least with these two lamewads we're not running for our lives.
Task: "Collect Tombstones" (x145).
If H.P. Lovecraft is owned: Task: "Make Lovecraft Compare Poe's Mother to Nyarlathotep". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Edgar Allan Poe is owned: Task: "Make Poe Read Lovecraft's Work So He Can Mock It". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Feel Embarrassed for Them Both". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Laugh at Their Lame Insults". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Ghost Cemetery

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Mopey Mary Hey, check it out — there's a zombie outbreak happening at the cemetery on the edge of town.
Lisa - Shocked Real zombies?
Mopey Mary Totes. They're eating people's brains too! Or trying to. Not sure they're finding much brain meat in Springfield.
Lisa - Angry I have a brain, so I get that!
Edgar Allan Poe - Surprised Flesh-eating zombies?! This is terrible!
H.P. Lovecraft - Surprised My brain is too superior to be eaten!
Bart - Rolling Eyes Relax, guys. This happens every couple of years. Someone will stop them.
Edgar Allan Poe - Annoyed And that someone is Edgar Allan Poe! I know just what to summon to thwart this zombie infestation!
H.P. Lovecraft - Smug Not if I summon my vastly superior solution first!
Lisa - Worried I'm thinking a healthy horror writers' competition is a good thing, right?
Task: "Collect Tombstones" (x185).
If Edgar Allan Poe is owned: Task: "Make Poe Try to Summon His Raven". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If H.P. Lovecraft is owned: Task: "Make Lovecraft Try to Summon Cthulhu". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Wonder About Summoning Better Authors". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Wish He'd Read More Books". The job takes place at Spine Chills, Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Edgar Allan Poe - Annoyed Where is my infernal raven! Pecking zombies to death would have been so righteous!
Lisa - Embarrassed The raven is already in the game…I mean in Springfield.
H.P. Lovecraft - Annoyed And why isn't my mighty Cthulhu answering my call?
Bart - Happy He's already here, too.
Mopey Mary - Annoyed And he's totally hogging the bouncy house, so if you could tell him to get his big butt out of there, that would be swell.
H.P. Lovecraft - Annoyed Ugh. Having all your stories in the public domain is the worst.
Edgar Allan Poe - Annoyed Agreed. It's so hard to control anything from the grave.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Luxury Crypt

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the supernatural horror film The Conjuring.