| Money Vs. Milhouse
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Money Vs. Milhouse is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 37 content update. It requires Luann to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark
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Oh Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.
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You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.
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Not so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter – crackers!
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Can you make yourself dinner?
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Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.
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*Sigh* Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks.
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Hold on and I'll cook you something nutritious to eat.
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Task: "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". The job takes place at the Cracker Factory and takes 12 hours.
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Milhouse, sit down, I've got some big news to tell you.
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I can't sit down. I'm only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.
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That is exactly the tomfoolery I won't have time for when I'm running the cracker factory!
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I became the new owner today!
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What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?
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My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.
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Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark
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Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.
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I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.
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No, I don't want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories.
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So where are you going to network?<
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At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.
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Just don't come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies.
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Task: "Make Luann Go to Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Go to his Room". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?
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Well, they're presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!
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Task: "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Mom, you've been a CEO for a week and haven't gone into the office once.
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You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.
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I'll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.
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Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.
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If your father's so smart, then why didn't he inherit a cracker factory?
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I'm just worried about paying for all this stuff.
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Don't be. Because I'm going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!
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| Task: "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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I know that look. It's the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.
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Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?
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No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.
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Looks like we'll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.
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The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They're both going to be disappointed.
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I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.
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But I thought you said all the money was gone.
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Remember when Mommy and Daddy weren't talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?
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I was going to buy Lisa's love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.
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Task: "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" (x2). The job takes place at the Cracker Factory and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfield's Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory" (x3). The jobs take place at the Cracker Factory and take 10 hours.
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Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.
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That's great! Does this mean I get my money back?
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Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.
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And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can't be more than 80% cardboard.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Work at the Cracker Factory" task are:
