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The Trouble With Twins
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| The Trouble With Twins
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The Trouble With Twins is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 34 content update. It requires Sherri and Terri to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
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I love that in New Springfield, we're premium characters
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Check out these lame, non-premium boy characters.
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How I pity their easy affordability. Could they cost fewer donuts? The answer is no, because they cost zero donuts.
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To cost less, they'd have to cost negative donuts, which there's no such thing as.
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You can't bake a negative donut. And even if you could, you could never glaze it. Because glaze is positive. Poor, poor boys.
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Let's mock them some more, shall we? But using our secret, unbreakable code language so they won't understand what we say.
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Switching to secret code language... now. B-come bin b-Terri. B-do b-you b-read b-me, b-Terri?
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B-loud band b-clear, b-secret b-code blanguage b-buddy!
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". The task takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
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Bi b-wonder bif b-Milhouse's b-cooties b-have b-blue beyebrows b-too?
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I can tell you're talking about me. But why are you using that secret, unbreakable code language?
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B-Milhouse b-thinks b-we're b-talking babout b-him. B-That's b-so b-sad.
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Beven b-though b-he's b-correct, bit's b-sad b-he'd b-think b-so.
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It's no fair to exclude other people. All the TV cartoons agree. So I'm going to put a stop to this!
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". The task takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Principal Skinner, the twins are using a secret language that the rest of us can't understand.
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Son, I realize schoolyard politics can be difficult. But dealing with difficult social situations is how we grow.
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If I step in now, I'm doing you a disservice.
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I see. Maybe I'll just a register a complaint with Superintendent Chalmers.
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A complaint?! Attention, children! Effective immediately, all secret languages are banned on school property!
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Any kindergarteners babbling incoherently will be assumed to be speaking a secret language, and will be expelled.
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You ratted on us, Milhouse. And now you will receive the worst punishment we can dish out.
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The super-creepy, super-intense Sherri/Terri double stare of death.
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No, please! Anything but that! It's off-putting! Off-puttiiinnnnnggggg...
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". The task takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark
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Lisa, save me from Terri and Sherri! Their eyes are swirling pools of liquid hate.
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The kind of hate only found in Magnetos, Emperors Palpatine and little girls!
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I won't help you! You got our secret language banned!
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Wait a second -- you speak it too? But I thought it was a twin language between Sherri and Terri.
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No, it's a secret language all the girls at this school speak. We'll explain why in a few quests.
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But right now, you're to come with me. The girls want an explanation...
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No! I can't! I don't know how to talk to girls yet!
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| Tasks: "Have a Shrub" and "Make Milhouse Hide From Girls". The task takes place at a Shrub and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark
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Help, I'm being pursued by women! It's every guy's nightmare!
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Milhouse, follow me. I don't know what you did, but you pissed off boykind's natural enemy, the girl, and we're eternally grateful.
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We hereby grant you asylum in the one place no female can ever reach you -- the boys' bathroom.
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Attention, boys! The girls demand immediate extradition of Milhouse Van Houten.
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His actions have compromised the safety of everyone at this school, and he must answer for his crimes.
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Not a chance. Boy Power!
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Then you leave us no choice. Time to pull out our ultimate weapon. Just try to resist this!
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Cry to Get What They Want". The task takes 16 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
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We demand you hand over Milhouse at once! He is a known tattletale and a convicted Knockout cheat.
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And by harboring him, you seriously jeopardize historically fragile boy-girl relations.
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Uh, listen. I don't think he'll leave the bathroom. He seems to really love it.
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Bathroom life is sweet! There's so much to do! Sink showering, mirror staring, smell smelling...
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Ew. I could never spend my nights sleeping on the couch in the girls' bathroom.
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You have a couch in there? I knew it! I knew the girls' bathroom was nicer than ours!
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Torment Bart". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary, requires Bart, and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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What's so important about protecting your secret girl language anyway? I can't imagine even girls care about the dumb things girls say.
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For your FYI, we use our secret language to protect you.
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Oh my OMG, what kind of an idiot do you think I am? You seriously expect me to believe that you talk in code to protect boys?
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It's the truth. You see-- wait, was that the recess bell I just heard? Can we pick this up later?<
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Of course. We may hate each other, and that's a wonderful thing, but nothing is more important than recess.
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| Tasks: "Make Sherri and Terri Play Kickball" and "Make Kids Play Kickball" (x4). The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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And we're back. Good game, by the way.
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GG, Bart! Now, I was explaining how our secret language protects you. It's very simple -- you aren't prepared to hear what girls say about you.
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You see, we girls grow up faster than you. We understand fashion, social cues, music, trends, etc., at a level far, far superior to your own.
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We could verbally rip you to shreds any time we please. But that would destroy you.
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And then come middle school, we would have no one to date.
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So you see, our having a secret language is really the best thing for everybody.
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That's crazy! Why would I ever care what a girl thinks about me?
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Then you leave us no choice. I'm sorry, Bart. I'd hoped we could avoid this.
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 9
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Wait a second! Where do you girls get off calling my look "so 1989."
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I wasn't even born then! And I certainly wasn't a ten year old boy in 1989. I would have aged by now!
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Bart, the girls say my vest doesn't flatter my shape. Tell me that's not true! It'd ruin me!
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What's wrong, Bart? Can't handle a little constructive criticism?
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When you said you'd bag on the boys, I never dreamt you meant me. Everyone knows my moves are the freshest and my threads are the dopest!
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This can end anytime you want. Just give us Milhouse.
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Never!
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 10
| After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
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Bart, the girls can tell I have a crush on the art teacher. How is that possible?!
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They're calling me "uncouth!" Make it stop!
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Don't listen to them, men! Don't let the girls win!
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 11
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Augh! I don't want to understand another awful word from you terrible, horrible creatures.
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Ladies, take Milhouse. He's yours. Just bring back your secret language!
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No, you have to protect me. I'm a whistleblower! I was performing a public service! Don't let the twins have me!
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You belong to us now, Milhouse.
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Come here. Come here and accept your punishment.
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| Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". The task takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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