James Patterson

This article is about the character. For the guest star, see James Patterson.

James Patterson

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Non-canon Hair: Gray Occupation: Author First appearance: "Yokel Chords" Voiced by: Himself

James Patterson is an American author.

History

Marge dreamed that she was reading James Patterson's novel, Kiss the Girls, on a beach. In her dream, James Patterson showed up on a horse and asked her to join him so she could help him think of "nursery rhyme" titles for his thrillers. As she came up with one, Patterson said, "Marge, the real mystery is why we're still talking when I could be kissing your..." He was abruptly cut off, however, by Marge's alarm clock going off and waking her up.

Appearances

• Episode – "Yokel Chords"

Authors

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