Fake Cough Johnson

Fake Cough Johnson

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Deceased Hair: Brown Occupation: Baseball player First appearance: "Abe League of Their Moe" Voiced by: Hank Azaria

Fake Cough Johnson was a baseball player for the Springfield Isotopes in 1944.

History

Fake Cough Johnson was one of the Isotopes players who faked being ill to get out of taking part in World War II. He continued playing baseball, where the Isotopes would play against teams of children and seniors.

Appearances

• Episode – "Abe League of Their Moe"

Athletes

Baseball players Sandy Alomar • Cap Anson • Flash Bailor • Sal Bando • Johnny Bench • Wade Boggs • Barry Bonds • Mordecai Brown • Bill Buckner • Brett Butler • José Canseco • Roger Clemens • Ty Cobb • Jim Creighton • Yu Darvish • Smash Diggins • Dom DiMaggio • Joe DiMaggio • Danny Dings • Willy Dipkin • Dick Drago‎ • Rollie Fingers • Carlton Fisk • Whitey Ford • Ray Fosse • Terry Francona • Eddie Gaedel • Oscar Gamble‎ • Lou Gehrig • Kirk Gibson • Zack Greinke • Ken Griffey, Jr. • Tommy Henrich • Pinky Higgins • Harry Hooper • Steve Howe • Carl Hubbell • Reggie Jackson • Shoeless Joe Jackson • Derek Jeter • Fake Cough Johnson • Randy Johnson • Chipper Jones • Wally Joyner • Sandy Koufax • Joe LaBoot • John Lackey • Napoleon Lajoie • Cliff Lee • Connie Mack • Mickey Mantle • Don Mattingly • Bill McCloskey • Mark McGwire • Kevin Millar • Buck Mitchell • Tomokazu Ohka • David Ortiz • Mel Ott • Mike Piazza • Alex Rodriguez • Pete Rose • Babe Ruth • Babe Ruth IV • Deion Sanders • Ron Santo • Steve Sax • Mike Scioscia • Ozzie Smith • Warren Spahn • Bart Simpson • Darryl Strawberry • Gabby Street • Ron Swoboda‎ • Gene Tenace • Frank Thomas • Tito • Tommy • Joe Torre • Pie Traynor • Bob Uecker • Fernando Valenzuela • Omar Vizquel • Honus Wagner • Fishbone Walker • Aeropos Walkov • Chuck Wildler • Ted Williams • Tork Williams • Esteban Yan • Carl Yastrzemski Basketball players Kareem Abdul-Jabbar • Charles Barkley • Larry Bird • Kobe Bryant • Canadian basketball player • Calbert Cheaney • Stephen Curry • Patrick Ewing • Blake Griffin • LeBron James • Magic Johnson • Michael Jordan • Lisa Leslie • Yao Ming • Muk Mu • Shaquille O'Neal • Lamar Odom • Fung Pang-Li • Robert Parish • Scottie Pippen • David Robinson • Dennis Rodman • Tree Rollins • Bill Russell • Bill Walton • Babe Didrikson Zaharias Boxers Muhammad Ali • Rocky Balboa • Boxcar Bob • Gerry Cooney • James J. 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Simpson • Mike Singletary • Bubba Smith • Ken Stabler • Michael Strahan • Bryan Bartlett Starr • Pat Summerall • Stan Taylor • Joe Theismann • Y. A. 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Springfield Isotopes
Current Players
Flash Bailor • Smash Diggins • Danny Dings • Willy Dipkin • Bill McCloskey • Buck Mitchell • Babe Ruth IV • Tito • Fishbone Walker • Chuck Wildler
Former Players
Fake Cough Johnson • Aeropos Walkov
Other People
Howard K. Duff VIII • Duffman • Gertie Feesh
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Duff Stadium • Isotope Stadium • Springfield War Memorial Stadium

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