Unforgivably Headless

Unforgivably Headless

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIII Required characters: The Headless Horseman, Homer, Youngsters Optional characters: Milhouse, Bart, Barney, Moe, Cthulhu, M'nthster, Howard K. Duff, Duffman Internal name(s): UnforgivablyHeadless ID(s): 261037 - 261044

Unforgivably Headless is a premium in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update. It requires The Headless Horseman to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark I dunno about this, Bart. Stop worrying, Milhouse. There's no such thing as a haunted beer keg. It's only a matter of time before someone puts one into the game. C'mon, let's go over the plan again. I watch the front door of Moe's, and when your dad leaves, I bang on the trash can three times. When you do that, I dump the slime on him from the roof. It's foolproof! Why do I keep letting you talk me into these foolproof things? Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! Aaaah! *bangs furiously on trashcan* Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Wail Into the Night". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Signal Too Early". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Dump the Slime". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Leave Moe's at the Wrong Time". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Guess I'll head home. *belches* Which way is home? *belches* Wait. I don't have a home… Eat slime, Homer! *dumps the slime* Agh! The sky's throwing up on me! Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! Baaaaaaaart! Milhouse, that's not Homer! I know, but there's something in the alley! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark See, Milhouse. There's nothing here. I'm telling you, there was something in the alley with me! Oh, spooky ghost in the alley! Come out and scare us! See…nothing— Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! AAAAAAAH! *runs away* Who's out here blowin' all that noise? Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! Oh geez. I've been inhaling too many dirty bar rags. Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Ride Towards Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Convince Himself He's Hallucinating". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Slip in the Slime Again". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Okay, you're more real than most of my hallucinations. What are you s'posed to be? Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! Okay, headless creepy guy. Big deal. I'm a creepy guy WITH a head. Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! Moe! The bar's throwing up on me! Eh, only seems fair. You've thrown up enough on the bar. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark Okay, Headless. What brings you to my place? Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! Yeah, I heard ya the first time. What else ya got? Hey Moe, look what I found! A cool pumpkin that's all hollow inside. I'll bet it'd hold a whole pitcher of Duff! Start pouring! Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…! Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Reach for His Head". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Fight Him Off". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Reconsider His Life Choices". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Hey, Headless, get your own novelty beer mug! Unhand my head, you pumpkin pirate! *grabs his head out of Homer's hands* Aah! My mug talks! Finally. I have a head on my shoulders again. Call me a headhunter, 'cause I'm a guy who helped find your head. Heh heh heh. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark All right, bartender. Now that I'm back together, it's time to accomplish my ultimate goal. And, uh…what would that be, Seeds-for-Brains? This Homer oaf had the right idea. A pint of your finest ale! Come again? Fill me up to my eye holes! *shrugs* Me too! If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Fill the Head With Duff". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Gurgle Happily". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Try to Remove His Own Head". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Darn! Why won't my head come off?! *hic* Count yourself lucky. For it *hic* 'twas an axe *hic* what rent my head from *hic* my body. *hic* And a witch who cursed me with pumpkin for a head. *hic* Now there's a witch? The ale has soaked into your rind, buddy. Don't suppose you've got any money in that squash head of yours to pay for the beer you're swillin'? *pats head* Um…I must have left it in my other pumpkin. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark Bartender, I find your ale quite lacking. All complaints should be directed to the complaints department. *sound of a shotgun cocking under the bar* Now. Go ahead and complain. Nay, bartender! 'Tis the fault of the one who brewed it, not the one who sold it. Then that'd be the Duff Brewery's fault. Go complain to their shotgun. Thank you. I will. Tis strange that citizens wander the streets surrounded by horrific terrors without batting an eye. Get used to it. We've been here for years, people barely even notice us anymore. There must be a way to instill terror in their hearts again! Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Scare Townsfolk". The job takes 4 hours. If Cthulhu is owned: Task: "Make Cthulhu Convert Non-Believers". The job takes 4 hours. If M'nthster is owned: Task: "Make M'nthster Conquer the World". The job takes 4 hours. Terror is rejuvenated! It's been ages since I've heard that many screams! Thank you for inspiring us, odd pumpkin man. My pleasure. Now I must ride away, for a crime most unforgivable has been committed. And for this, heads…will roll. *dramatic thunder as he rides away* His "heads will roll" exit was feeble. I know. I wasn't going to say anything. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark Foul creators of this accursed beverage! I bring the justice of the grave upon thee! Okay, pal, did you wander away from the brewery tour? You should run in fear at my presence! You'll be running when you see how our beer is made! Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Loom Ominously". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Howard K. Duff is owned: Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Take a Mental Vacation". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Duffman is owned: Task: "Make Duffman Feel He is Needed". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Look into my blazing eyes! Come on! Pay attention to me when I'm scaring you. Ahh…in my mind I'm a thousand miles away…golden sands, sunny beaches… *hip thrust* Step away from the man who makes the beer I thrust my hips for! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark Duff Beer is legally recognized as beer in thirty-five American States! That is a strange marketing slogan. Your Duff Beer has no head no matter how it is poured! And I suppose you're some kind of expert on heads? No, but I am considered an expert on HEADLESSNESS! Oh no! Then there's only one solution! And what might that be? More Duff Beer, oh yeah! *hip thrusts* Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Drink More Duff". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Duffman is owned: Task: "Make Duffman Dance the Blues Away". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. I *hic* say. I say, good *hic* sir. What's that? Ready for another icy-cold, mountain stream-aged Duff? You may…*hic* fill my pumpkin head *hic* again , sir. Oh yeah! *hip thrusts* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark Perhaps *hic* I have been too hasty. *hic* Perhaps this *hic* beer is exactly what I *hic* needed. Halloween! My *hic* favorite time of year. And now… *hic* to make it last *hic* forever! Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Enjoy Permanent Halloween". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Youngsters Try to Get Candy" (x5). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXIII quests
Too Cool for Ghoul • The True Meaning of Halloween • The Hip Hop Haunting of House Hill • The Conjurationing • At the Suburbs of Madness • The Real Horror Was the Friends We Made Along the Way
The Headless Horseman	Unforgivably Headless
Mopey Mary	The New Ghoul in Town
Edgar Allan Poe	Once Upon a City Dreary
H.P. Lovecraft	The Greed-Quest of Well-Known Kadath
Sideshow Chicken	Little Chicken Monster
Frankenscratchy	This Cat, This Monster
Mad Doctor Itchy	A Shady Day of Hazing
Willie the Riveter	A Riveting Performance
Father Ben	Is There an Exorcist in the House?