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| − | :'''Apu: '''What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream! | + | |
| − | :'''Homer: '''The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" '' | + | :'''[[Apu]]:''' What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream! |
| − | :'''Krusty: ''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" ''[chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot]'' |
| − | :'''Homer: '''Sorry pal! '' | + | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' Ow! My foot you stupid lousy clumsy...! |
| − | :'''Krusty: ''''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Sorry pal! ''[gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]'' |
| − | :'''Apu: '''Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! '' | + | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' ''[pointing gun a Apu]'' Hand over all your money in a paper bag! |
| − | :'''Apu: ''''' | + | :'''Apu:''' Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! ''[hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees]'' |
| − | :''Homer gasps with relief'' | + | :'''Apu:''' ''[to Homer]'' You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone. |
| + | :''[Homer gasps with relief]'' | ||
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| − | :''Springfield Courthouse. Krusty is being indicted.'' | + | |
| − | :'''Judge''' | + | :''[Springfield Courthouse. Krusty is being indicted.]'' |
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :'''Judge:''' How does the defendant plead? |
| − | :''Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.'' | + | :'''Krusty:''' I plead guilty, Your Honor. |
| − | :'''Defense attorney''' | + | :''[Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.]'' |
| − | :''Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty.'' | + | :'''Defense attorney:''' No, no! |
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :''[Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty.]'' |
| + | :'''Krusty:''' Oops, I'm sorry. I plead not guilty, Your Honor. Opening night jitters! | ||
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| − | :''Krusty's trial. Judge | + | |
| − | :'''Prosecutor | + | :''[Krusty's trial. Judge Snyder is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart]'' |
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :'''Prosecutor Snyder:''' Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' Huh? Wh-What do you mean? |
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :'''Snyder:''' The one with the "B". |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' Uh...Uh... |
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :'''Snyder:''' What is the matter, can't you read? |
| − | :''Courtroom audience and jury | + | :'''Krusty:''' ''[distraught]'' No, ok?! I'm illiterate! |
| − | :''' | + | :''[Courtroom audience and jury gasp]'' |
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :'''Snyder:''' I do not believe it: the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' Is it a crime to be unable to read? |
| − | :'''Krusty''' | + | :'''Snyder:''' Well, no, so I will point it out for you. OK, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. Betting slips! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Krusty:''' Is it a crime to wager on sporting games? |
| + | :'''Snyder:''' Yes it is. | ||
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| − | :''Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products'' | + | |
| − | :'''Peddler''' | + | :''[Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products]'' |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Peddler:''' Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them! |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | ---- |
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| + | :''[Homer has confiscated all of Bart's Krusty toys and loaded them in a wheelbarrow.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' No I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on boy, join the winning team! | ||
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- Apu: What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream!
- Homer: The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" [chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot]
- Krusty: Ow! My foot you stupid lousy clumsy...!
- Homer: Sorry pal! [gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]
- Krusty: [pointing gun a Apu] Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
- Apu: Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! [hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees]
- Apu: [to Homer] You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
- [Homer gasps with relief]
- [Springfield Courthouse. Krusty is being indicted.]
- Judge: How does the defendant plead?
- Krusty: I plead guilty, Your Honor.
- [Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.]
- Defense attorney: No, no!
- [Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty.]
- Krusty: Oops, I'm sorry. I plead not guilty, Your Honor. Opening night jitters!
- [Krusty's trial. Judge Snyder is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart]
- Prosecutor Snyder: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?
- Krusty: Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
- Snyder: The one with the "B".
- Krusty: Uh...Uh...
- Snyder: What is the matter, can't you read?
- Krusty: [distraught] No, ok?! I'm illiterate!
- [Courtroom audience and jury gasp]
- Snyder: I do not believe it: the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to be unable to read?
- Snyder: Well, no, so I will point it out for you. OK, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. Betting slips! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to wager on sporting games?
- Snyder: Yes it is.
- [Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products]
- Peddler: Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them!
- [Homer has confiscated all of Bart's Krusty toys and loaded them in a wheelbarrow.]
- Bart: Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality!
- Homer: No I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on boy, join the winning team!
