Difference between revisions of "Climbing Hamburger Hill"

{{TB|Kent Brockman here for "Eye on Springfield" — although since we're talking about fast food restaurants, maybe we should call it "Tongue on Springfield".}}

{{TB|Kent Brockman here for "Eye on Springfield" — although since we're talking about fast food restaurants, maybe we should call it "Tongue on Springfield".}}

{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Grim}}

{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Grim}}

{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}

{{TB|We're here with some entrepreneurs who are starting up restaurants hoping that Springfielders are tired of waiting to get into Krusty Burger.}}

{{TB|We're here with some entrepreneurs who are starting up restaurants hoping that Springfielders are tired of waiting to get into Krusty Burger.}}

{{TB|Mr. Simpson, will you stop trying to eat your hand!}}

{{TB|Mr. Simpson, will you stop trying to eat your hand!}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Condiments|125}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Be Confused About What "Fried Simpson" Is|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Burns Mess With the Tree Huggers|4 hours|the [[World's Largest Redwood]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Flock to Dimwillie's|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Condiments|125}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Be Confused About What "Fried Simpson" Is|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Burns Mess With the Tree Huggers|4 hours|the [[World's Largest Redwood]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Flock to Dimwillie's|4 hours|[[Dimwillie's]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Happy}}

{{TB|Relax, I checked with a veterinarian and he said you can feed a tiger anything Grade C and above.}}

{{TB|Relax, I checked with a veterinarian and he said you can feed a tiger anything Grade C and above.}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon}}

{{TB|Did someone say my name?}}

{{TB|Did someone say my name?}}

{{TB|Okay, but can Dimwillie make you a star? I still have my own studio and a TV show, you know.}}

{{TB|Okay, but can Dimwillie make you a star? I still have my own studio and a TV show, you know.}}

{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Scared}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Scared}}

{{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't accept unsolicited ideas. Or solicited ones.}}

{{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't accept unsolicited ideas. Or solicited ones.}}

{{TB|Easy there, Alfred Half-cocked. This is a kid's show filmed in a Cold War-era studio that's mostly made of asbestos.}}

{{TB|Easy there, Alfred Half-cocked. This is a kid's show filmed in a Cold War-era studio that's mostly made of asbestos.}}

{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Joking}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Joking}}

{{TB|Hey-hey, kids! Today we've got a very special guest who just LOVES eating at Krusty Burger. Isn't that right, Rich Texan?}}

{{TB|Hey-hey, kids! Today we've got a very special guest who just LOVES eating at Krusty Burger. Isn't that right, Rich Texan?}}

{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon|Sad}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[X-Cell-Ent Burger]]|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[X-Cell-Ent Burger]]|colspan=2}}

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{{TB|I haven't froze up like that since I went ice fishing during a blizzard in my skivvies while drinkin' a frozen daiquiri and then forgot what I was supposed to say!}}

{{TB|I haven't froze up like that since I went ice fishing during a blizzard in my skivvies while drinkin' a frozen daiquiri and then forgot what I was supposed to say!}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Angry}}

{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Angry}}

{{TB|Hey look, it's that moron from Krusty Burger who couldn't remember his line!}}

{{TB|Hey look, it's that moron from Krusty Burger who couldn't remember his line!}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}

{{TB|Never want to go to Krusty Burger again?}}

{{TB|Never want to go to Krusty Burger again?}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Drunk}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Drunk}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}

{{TB|Relatable?}}

{{TB|Relatable?}}

{{TB|Don't worry, pal, there's plenty of stupidity to go around.}}

{{TB|Don't worry, pal, there's plenty of stupidity to go around.}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Sinister}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Sinister}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Condiments|150}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dimwillie Unleash Burger Army|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]] or {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Dimwillie]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Cringe at the Carnage|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]] or {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Run for Cover|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, [[Simpson House]], or [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Condiments|150}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dimwillie Unleash Burger Army|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]] or {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Dimwillie]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Cringe at the Carnage|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]] or {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Run for Cover|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}, [[Simpson House]], or [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}

{{TB|I can't believe you people are letting these burger soldiers force you to eat at Dimwillie's.}}

{{TB|I can't believe you people are letting these burger soldiers force you to eat at Dimwillie's.}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Dying Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Dying Happy}}

{{TB|It must be! I love when things are non-canonical. Hey, watch — I'm gonna smash my arm though this window and nothing's gonna happen!}}

{{TB|It must be! I love when things are non-canonical. Hey, watch — I'm gonna smash my arm though this window and nothing's gonna happen!}}

{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Anguished}}

{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Anguished}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}

{{TB|Aw, don't worry, he fell into the condiments station. The Dimwillie's special sauce stopped the bleeding.}}

{{TB|Aw, don't worry, he fell into the condiments station. The Dimwillie's special sauce stopped the bleeding.}}

{{TB|I love this familiar flavor. {{*}}drinks more{{*}}}}

{{TB|I love this familiar flavor. {{*}}drinks more{{*}}}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}

{{TB|You mean weirder than an army of burger-people taking over our town and making people eat here at Dimwillie's?}}

{{TB|You mean weirder than an army of burger-people taking over our town and making people eat here at Dimwillie's?}}

{{TB|Looks like my brand of simple folksiness and the lowest prices in town have put me on top.}}

{{TB|Looks like my brand of simple folksiness and the lowest prices in town have put me on top.}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}

{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}

{{TB|Not so fast, Dimwillie!}}

{{TB|Not so fast, Dimwillie!}}

{{TB|That would be me and my army of fellow trial lawyers.}}

{{TB|That would be me and my army of fellow trial lawyers.}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Dimwillie Icon|Sad}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Fast Food Grampa]]|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Fast Food Grampa]]|colspan=2}}

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