A Healthy Distaste

A Healthy Distaste

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 7 Update: Food Wars Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Krusty, Normal Springfielders Internal name(s): AHealthyDistaste ID(s): 270000 Next quest(s): Climbing Hamburger Hill, Pt. 1

A Healthy Distaste is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Food Wars content update.

Dialogue

After starting the update What's going on? There are cars backed up around the block. Bart, did you change the street signs to Japanese again? Yeah. Why you little! But I did that over in Shelbyville, not here. Heh-heh, stupid monolingual Shelbyvillians... Looks like the traffic jam is from a new fast food restaurant that just opened up. New fast food restaurant?! Marge, pull over! Homer, you're driving! AHHH! Hey-hey-hey, don't change the subject. I wonder what kind of fast food joint it is — Nashville chicken? Hot chicken?? NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN?! "Low-Fat Lad" restaurant?? Looks like Lard Lad is rebranding. I hope their menu is more creative than their new name... Low Fat? What's the point of eating fast food if it's healthy?! Oh, it's still overly processed and packed with chemicals. They just use words like "Organic" and "Cleanse" on it now. Ooh, "cleanse". I like the sound of that! "Cleanse" means diarrhea, Mom. So it IS like regular fast food! Gimme-gimme-gimme! Uh oh, even Homer Simpson is into Low-Fat Lad? And I just made plans to expand my Krusty Burger empire. I gotta back out of this deal faster than Johnny Carson at a valet stand. Zing! Task: "Make Springfielders Flock to Healthy Restaurants" (x5). The jobs take place at an Eatery or Krusty Burger and take 6 seconds. Task: "Make Krusty Cancel Expansion Plans". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger or the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. That Low-Fat Lad meal was so gross! I bet the wrapper tastes better than the food. Mmm...greasy wrapper. Homer, don't eat it! These wrappers are made from recycled material. You don't know where it's been! Maybe it was recycled from old Krusty Burger wrappers? No, the recycling plant turned us away. So did the landfills. But I do own the largest floating garbage island in the Pacific! Speaking of which, do you have time to talk about an AMAZING timeshare opportunity? Will there be free Krusty Burgers at the presentation? No, our margins are razor thin after those people sued us for finding razors in their food. Move outta my way, I gotta get to Krusty Burger and get this disgusting healthy taste out of my mouth! Me too! Low-Fat Lad is leaving a worse taste in my mouth than the latest Radioactive Man re-reboot: "The Multiverse of Meaninglessness"! What the heck, there's a huge line outside Krusty Burger! Krusty, you need to build more restaurants! I gotta cancel my plans to cancel my expansion plans! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Food Wars quests
A Healthy Distaste • Climbing Hamburger Hill • Victory With a Side of Fries
Dimwillie	Law & Side Orders
Hero Kirk	Everybody's Hero
Fast Food Grampa	I'll Flip the Burger and Melt Cheese With You