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A Riveting Performance

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 10 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIII Required characters: Willie the Riveter Optional characters: Hank Scorpio, Femme Fatale Internal name(s): ARivetingPerformance ID(s): 261022 - 261025

A Riveting Performance is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update. It requires Willie the Riveter to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark I'm 'ere fer the job interview. Which job? Evil henchman or uninformed workman? I was gonna say workman, but I'm curious about yer henchman position. As henchman, you'll eliminate my enemies — dip them in acid, shove them into wood chippers...entry-level stuff. Sounds a wee bit violent. It comes with a health package! As long as you're alive to use it. Nae, a bottle of whiskey is all a Scot needs to cure what ails 'im. What if I toss in free henchmen haircuts...every Friday? Head hair isn't the problem. It's me chest and back that's a forest of brambles. Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Learn More About the Job". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Look for Other Henchmen". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark Here's where you'll be working. I trust you have experience as a riveter? I'm dressed as one fer Halloween ain't I?! Perfect. Don't ask any questions and we'll get along great. I only have one...what the heck is this thing? Okay. One answer only...this is my industrial death ray! A what? That's a second question but somewhat tied to the first. It's like a normal death ray, but much bigger! I'm wonderin'— Bup-bup. Question time is over. Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Figure Out How to Use a Riveter". The job takes 4 hours. If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Admire His Death Ray". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Are you sure you know what you're doing? A few more rivets and yer breath spray contraption will be finished. No, it's DEATH RAY! I don't want minty fresh breath! I want minty fresh DEATH! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark Gah, I'm no riveter. I cannae do this job. You're riveter enough for me. Good heavens, what's a lass like you doin' here? I'm an evil henchman. Well, evil henchwoman. Don't let me stop you. Keep riveting. You're on the verge of a breakthrough. So you really think I can finish this deathy doodad? No, you're the worst riveter I've ever seen, but you're about to break through the glass you're standing on. *gasp* Help me! Sorry. Evil henchwomen don't do the whole "help" thing. Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Fall Through a Window". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Femme Fatale is owned: Task: "Make Femme Fatale Trademark the Word "Henchwomen"". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark Willie, you seem like a nice guy...or at least you seem like a guy. But I have to let you go. Let me go? But I din't do nae a thing! That's part of the problem. But you also riveted my car. I'm a riveter. I rivet. Rivetin's what I know. It seems like you don't even know that. Tell you what. I'll give you two weeks' severance pay. But don't tell anyone I was fair. Gotta keep my villain cred up. Task: "Make Willie the Riveter Look for Work". The job takes 4 hours. If Hank Scorpio is owned: Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Prepare a Severance Package". The job takes place at the Volcano Lair, Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle, Death Mountain, Monster's Castle, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Where the heck have you been, Willie? The school is in shambles. I'm not a custodian. I'm a riveter now. We're not building battleships! We're building young minds...not very well, but still... Imagine how the hooligans here would fall into line if'n ye DID have a battleship! Willie we can't even afford history books with pictures of battleships. My friend, I'm afraid it's back to mopping vomit and scrubbing graffiti...just like on a battleship. I'm always a "friend" when there's vomit to mop and "Skinner's a dink" to scrub off a wall. Quest reward: 200 and 20