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{{TB|Hey! When I put Apu's car in the classifieds without him knowing, it sold way above its Blue Book value. He even gave me a commission!}}
 
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{{TB|Gather 'round and witness the spectacle of magic!}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah, and Hudson is having an amazing time too! I'm surprised, Marge. You seem to have actually put on a pretty good party.}}
 
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{{TB|Thanks, Courtney…}}
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{{TB|And now, I need a volunteer. Who shall I pick?}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}throws the mystical powder{{*}}}}
 
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{{TB|Long enough to sit through Homer attempt and reattempt to "get into" HBO's "The Wire" only to give up around the 3rd episode each time.}}
 
{{TB|Long enough to sit through Homer attempt and reattempt to "get into" HBO's "The Wire" only to give up around the 3rd episode each time.}}
 
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{{TB|People keep telling me it'll get good by episode 5, but why don’t they just start there then?}}
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{{TB|Anyway, now that you, The Great Simpsina, have returned to the stage, it's time to settle the ultimate question: which of us truly is the best magician?}}
 
{{TB|Anyway, now that you, The Great Simpsina, have returned to the stage, it's time to settle the ultimate question: which of us truly is the best magician?}}
 
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{{TB|Um, well, you're definitely better… I mean, I'm pretty good, but you're a professional and have your own TV show and Vegas residency…}}
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{{TB|Well, I, Cregg Demon, challenge you to a magic-off! We will each perform our greatest trick and see who can Magicfreek the hardest!}}
 
{{TB|Well, I, Cregg Demon, challenge you to a magic-off! We will each perform our greatest trick and see who can Magicfreek the hardest!}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Magic Wands|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make The Great Simpsina Perform Her Hardest Magic Trick|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cregg Demon MAGICFREEK Everyone|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Cregg Demon]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Worry That This Isn't Appropriate|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Magic Wands|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make The Great Simpsina Perform Her Hardest Magic Trick|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Cregg Demon MAGICFREEK Everyone|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Cregg Demon]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Worry That This Isn't Appropriate|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|So… Mr. Demon, if I give you a dollar, will you turn my glass of water into an ice-cold Duff?}}
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{{TB|I knew it! You CAN'T even do magic!}}
 
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{{TB|MAGICFREEK!}}
 
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{{TB|MAGICFREEK!}}
 
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{{TB|Uh, I can try. Presto Beer-o?}}
 
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{{TB|Oh no! Maybe I have the magical yips!}}
 
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{{TB|What's Zelle?}}
 
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{{TB|Lisa, go see Princess Opal. She's a bit strange, but trust us — she'll sort everything out.}}
 
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{{TB|What's Zelle?}}
 
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{{TB|It says on your website you accept it, along with Venmo…}}
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{{TB|Really? Never heard of it. But what I have heard of is cold, hard, cash.}}
 
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{{TB|You are brave, and confident, and capable. You can do anything your mind can imagine.}}
 
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{{TB|Ooh, a destination showdown!}}
 
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{{TB|Your wordplay sucks, Demon!}}
 
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{{TB|And voila! I am free from my straightjacket!}}
 
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{{TB|All I know is, her act is way better than anything I've ever done.}}
 
{{TB|All I know is, her act is way better than anything I've ever done.}}

Latest revision as of 14:22, August 29, 2025


The Greatest Trick Ever Performed
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 10
Update: Tragic Magic
Required characters: Lisa, The Great Simpsina, Homer, Normal Springfielders
Optional characters: Maggie, Hudson, Marge, Cregg Demon, Selma, Princess Opal, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TheGreatestTrickEverPerformed
ID(s): 260001 - 260005
Previous quest(s): Party Woes
Next quest(s): The Cards Have Fallen


The Greatest Trick Ever Performed is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tragic Magic content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Party Woes
Bart - Annoyed Mom, Maggie's birthday is so boring! Plus, Milhouse and I were planning to take photos of Skinner's Prius and sell it online.
Marge - Angry Bart, you're staying put until the end. Also, you have to stop selling people's cars without them knowing!
Bart Hey! When I put Apu's car in the classifieds without him knowing, it sold way above its Blue Book value. He even gave me a commission!
Marge - Annoyed Shh... Lisa's magic show is about to start.
The Great Simpsina Gather 'round and witness the spectacle of magic!
Maggie - Happy *suck suck*
Hudson - Pacifier Happy *suck suck*
The Great Simpsina Presto! The rings, once separate, are now...
The Great Simpsina - Dramatic ...linked together!
Maggie - Happy *excited clapping*
Hudson - Pacifier Happy *excited clapping*
Baby Gerald - Surprised *tries to pull apart his unibrow*
Marge - Happy I'm so proud of my little birthday girl. Maggie's having the best time!
Courtney Yeah, and Hudson is having an amazing time too! I'm surprised, Marge. You seem to have actually put on a pretty good party.
Marge - Eye Roll Thanks, Courtney...
The Great Simpsina And now, I need a volunteer. Who shall I pick?
Maggie - Happy *waves frantically*
The Great Simpsina - Happy You — the little lady with the red pacifier!
Maggie - Embarrassed *crawls forward*
The Great Simpsina You will help me with my greatest trick yet!
The Great Simpsina - Dramatic I shall summon a horrifying monster from the great beyond, and you will banish it by throwing this mystical powder at it!
Maggie - Scared *suck suck*
Task: "Collect Magic Wands" (x185).
Task: "Make Lisa Summon the Lard-Beast of Donuth". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Banish the Beast". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Hudson is owned: Task: "Make Hudson Watch and Be Amazed". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Grumble About Courtney's Presence". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
The Great Simpsina - Happy Behold, The Lard-Beast of Donuth!
Homer - Delirious GROAAAR!
Maggie - Scared *suck suck*
Maggie - Determined *throws the mystical powder*
Homer - Confused AHH! Wait, is this...powdered sugar?
Homer - Drool Mmm... disappearing sugar...
The Great Simpsina Begone, beast! *puff of smoke*
Maggie - Thumbs Up *suck suck*
Homer - Mouth Full *eating noises*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Great Simpsina

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Marge - Happy You did so well, Lisa! Maggie was so happy!
Lisa - Blushing Aww, thanks Mom.
Cregg Demon The Great Simpsina!
Cregg Demon *puff of smoke*
Cregg Demon I've been waiting under this magical couch for you to return to the stage.
Lisa - Shocked Cregg Demon, the Magicfreek? How long have you been under there?
Cregg Demon - Annoyed Long enough to sit through Homer attempt and reattempt to "get into" HBO's "The Wire" only to give up around the 3rd episode each time.
Homer - Curious People keep telling me it'll get good by episode 5, but why don't they just start there then?
Cregg Demon Anyway, now that you, The Great Simpsina, have returned to the stage, it's time to settle the ultimate question: which of us truly is the best magician?
Lisa - Worried Um, well, you're definitely better... I mean, I'm pretty good, but you're a professional and have your own TV show and Vegas residency...
Cregg Demon Well, I, Cregg Demon, challenge you to a magic-off! We will each perform our greatest trick and see who can Magicfreek the hardest!
Homer - D'oh Abracadab-D'OH!
Bart Shouldn't it just be "Abraca-D'oh"?
Homer - D'oh D'OH!
Task: "Collect Magic Wands" (x150).
Task: "Make The Great Simpsina Perform Her Hardest Magic Trick". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Cregg Demon is owned: Task: "Make Cregg Demon MAGICFREEK Everyone". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Worry That This Isn't Appropriate". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Homer So... Mr. Demon, if I give you a dollar, will you turn my glass of water into an ice-cold Duff?
Cregg Demon - Annoyed Dude, I'm not Jesus.
Homer - Angry I knew it! You CAN'T even do magic!
Cregg Demon - Annoyed Fine, here's some magic for you...
Cregg Demon - Happy MAGICFREEK!
Donut Homer - Surprised What?! You turned me into a donut!
Donut Homer - Sad Now I'll have to stop me from eating me for the rest of my life!
Donut Homer - Drooling Mmmm... toroidal quandary...
Cregg Demon - Happy MAGICFREEK!
Homer - Sad Aw man, now I'm just a middle-aged loser again.
Homer - Sad Lisa, can you cheer me up by turning my water into a beer?
The Great Simpsina - Confused Uh, I can try. Presto Beer-o?
Homer ...
The Great Simpsina - Worried Nothing happened? Presto Beer-o! Nothing again?
The Great Simpsina Okay, maybe this time — PRESTO BEER-O!
Homer - Sad Lisa! It's still water! Magic sucks.
The Great Simpsina - Worried Oh no! Maybe I have the magical yips!
Cregg Demon - Annoyed Or... never had the skills in the first place. You know, I expected to win, but not to be bored doing it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Tarot Table

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Lisa - Sad I don't know why I agreed to compete against Cregg Demon! He's a professional magician! There's no way I'm going to beat him!
Homer You WILL beat him!
Homer - Inspired You're going to wipe that smug eyeliner off that magicfreek!
Selma Strong words, Homer.
Patty Yeah, but you know what speaks louder than words?
Homer - Confused Louder words?
Selma Actions.
Homer - Annoyed Who let the vampire twins into the house?
Selma We're coded into the game. We can appear in and out of your little quests whenever we want!
Selma See? Disappear!
Selma Appear!
Homer - Horrified DARK MAGIC!
Patty Anyway, it seems that Lisa is in the need of our Aunty advice.
Lisa - Sad I'll take anything!
Selma There's a woman who might be able to give you your magic back. And yes, she takes Venmo and Zelle.
Lisa - Confused What's Zelle?
Selma - Mysterious Nobody knows...
Selma Lisa, go see Princess Opal. She's a bit strange, but trust us — she'll sort everything out.
Patty And worst case, she'll give you a fun tarot reading.
Lisa - Nervous Okay, I guess I can try it out, but only as long as you guys come with me.
Patty and Selma It's a deal!
Homer - Cautious So this means you'll all leave?
Patty and Selma Disappear!
Homer - Relieved Finally, some peace and quiet. Maybe I should try watching "The Wire" — it has to be good this time!
Patty and Selma Appear! It gets good around episode 5.
Homer - D'oh D'OH!
Task: "Collect Magic Wands" (x150).
Task: "Make Lisa Visit Princess Opal's". The job takes place at Princess Opal's, a Shop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Take Lisa to Princess Opal's". The job takes place at Princess Opal's, a Shop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Princess Opal is owned: Task: "Make Princess Opal Be Thankful for a Distraction". The job takes place at Princess Opal's and takes 4 hours.
Princess Opal Welcome to "Princess Opal's Potions, Hexes, and Fax Machine."
Lisa - Annoyed I guess she couldn't predict the demise of the fax machine.
Princess Opal - Annoyed Hey! I heard that!
Princess Opal - Annoyed I'd change the sign, but it's canon.
Patty Princess Opal, Lisa here is in need of a confidence boost. She is a great magician, but she can't access her magic.
Princess Opal Mm, sounds like a case of low self-esteem.
Selma Can you help her?
Princess Opal Probably not. My potions are 85% corn syrup and 15% high-fructose corn syrup, so there's very little chance they do anything.
Patty What if I Zelle you $50?
Princess Opal - Confused What's Zelle?
Selma - Annoyed It says on your website you accept it, along with Venmo...
Princess Opal Really? Never heard of it. But what I have heard of is cold, hard, cash.
Selma - Sad Okay, I'll try to find an ATM.
Princess Opal Come on Lisa, let's get your magic back.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Magic Shop

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Selma - Annoyed So, no. Turns out Princess Opal is a total scam artist. She couldn't help Lisa at all.
Homer - Sarcastic Well, I guess "actions" don't speak louder than words.
Homer - Happy Anyhoo, I'm proud to announce that I have solved all of Lisa's magic problems, with my own form of magic.
Lisa - Worried I feel like that should make me happy, and not fill me with dread — but all I feel is dread.
Marge Don't worry, sweetie. That's a very normal reaction to your father's plans.
Homer Come with me, Lisa! We'll get your confidence back and then you can show that no-good Magicfreek that you're the best magician around.
Task: "Collect Magic Wands" (x185).
Task: "Make Homer Take Lisa to the Magic Palace". The job takes place at the Magic Palace, Magic Shop, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Try Not to Panic". The job takes place at the Magic Palace, Magic Shop, Casinos, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Confused The Magic Palace?
Homer Yup! And there he is! The man, the myth, the magician himself, Dr. Mesmerino.
Mesmerino - Annoyed It's just Mesmerino.
Homer Look, I don't care what you call yourself. All I know is that my little girl needs a confidence boost so that she can teach that no-good Cregg Demon that she's the best magician in town.
Mesmerino - Annoyed Cregg Demon! I hate that hack! His Magicfreek show exposed several of my greatest secrets.
Mesmerino - Happy I will help you, Lisa — free of charge.
Lisa - Worried Thanks, but I don't know if my problem is fixable.
Mesmerino - Watch Just keep your eyes on this watch. Stay focused on it.
Lisa - Suspicious Hypnosis? Really?
Lisa - Hypnotized ...
Mesmerino - Watch You are brave, and confident, and capable. You can do anything your mind can imagine.
Mesmerino - Watch And you will come up with the greatest magic trick of all time and thoroughly humiliate that fool, Cregg Demon.
Lisa - Hypnotized Yes, I will. I will humiliate the fool, Cregg Demon.
Homer Okay, Mesmerino, now it's my turn. I want you to hypnotize me into becoming super rich!
Mesmerino Free of charge for her, but $50 for you.
Homer Okay, fine. Do you take Zelle?
Mesmerino - Confused What's Zelle?
Homer - Sad Fine... I'll try to find an ATM...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mesmerino

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
The Great Simpsina Behold! I, The Great Simpsina, have returned, and have come up with the greatest trick ever conceived!
The Great Simpsina I will perform a trick of such daring, such brilliance, that Cregg Demon will be forced to realize that he's nothing but a second-rate magic thief!
Marge - Thoughtful Homie? Where did you take her?
Homer - Happy To see Mesmerino! He hypnotized her to make her more confident. He also got her to quit smoking.
Marge - Confused But Lisa doesn't smoke.
Homer Not any more, she doesn't.
The Great Simpsina - Happy Now, come with me! To the site of my greatest trick!
Marge - Happy Ooh, a destination showdown!
Narrator Later, at Springfield Gorge...
Marge - Scared Homer, this is too dangerous! Do something!
Homer - Annoyed But I just found a good seat. Also, it's not like anything bad ever happens at the Gorge!
The Great Simpsina - Happy Greetings, Springfielders, and welcome to the site of the greatest escape act that has ever been and will ever be!
The Great Simpsina I will be strapped into this straightjacket, and then chained up.
Cregg Demon - Annoyed Straightjacket? All right, Harry Hou-tweeny...
Homer - Furious Your wordplay sucks, Demon!
The Great Simpsina - Serious And then, I will be lowered into this small clear container filled with water, which will be closed and locked.
Cregg Demon Getting more interesting, but I've done far more challenging escapes.
The Great Simpsina And then, this container will be hung over this rope bridge crossing the gorge, which will be lit on fire on both ends, giving me only two minutes to escape!
The Great Simpsina - Serious If I fail, then I'll either drown, or fall to my death at the bottom of the gorge below.
Cregg Demon - Surprised Okay, this is like way cooler than anything I've ever done.
Marge - Scared HOMER! We can't let Lisa do this!
Homer - Snobby Marge, she goes by the Great Simpsina now.
Task: "Collect Magic Wands" (x230).
Task: "Make The Great Simpsina Perform an Exceptionally Dangerous Escape". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Casinos, the Magic Palace, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Take Matters Into Her Own Hands". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Casinos, the Magic Palace, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Not Notice Marge has Disappeared". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Casinos, the Magic Palace, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cregg Demon is owned: Task: "Make Cregg Demon Be Entertained Despite His Best Efforts". The job takes place at Springfield Gorge, Casinos, the Magic Palace, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Watch the Escape" (x20). The jobs take place at Springfield Gorge, Casinos, the Magic Palace, or a Brown House and take 2 hours.
The Great Simpsina Presto Chain-no!
Cregg Demon - Surprised Awkward delivery, but she got out of those chains way faster than I could.
The Great Simpsina And voila! I am free from my straightjacket!
Cregg Demon - Annoyed She's like if David Blaine and Dumbledore had a baby and then that baby... I don't know where I'm going with this.
Cregg Demon - Surprised All I know is, her act is way better than anything I've ever done.
Moe - Shocked Wait— Oh God, the bridge! It's collapsing!
Ned - Shocked Oh lordy, she'll fall to her death!
Marge - Scream OUT OF THE WAAAAAY! *rockets past everyone on a motorcycle*
Cregg Demon - Surprised Hey, that's my motorcycle!
Marge - Scream AAAAAAAAAAH! *motorcycle leaps into the air over the gorge*
The Great Simpsina - Surprised *realizes that the bridge is gone* Aaaah!
Marge - Scream BABY! I'M COMING! *grabs the Great Simpsina*
Marge and Lisa - Scream AAAAAAH! *lands safely on the other side*
Cregg Demon - Surprised That was the greatest piece of magic I've ever witnessed!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Fortune Teller Machine

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Purchase Magic Wands Lisa, Homer, Marge, Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, Selma, Patty 4h Magic Shop, Princess Opal's, Shop, Java Server, Brown House Magic Wand5, XP45
Steal Magic Wands From Other Magicians Cregg Demon Magic Shop, Magic Palace, Princess Opal's, Casinos, Brown House Magic Wand7, XP70
Order Magic Wands for Sale Princess Opal Princess Opal's Magic Wand8, XP70


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