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Man's Best "Friend"

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Dog Days Required characters: Les Moore Optional characters: Quimby, Wiggum Internal name(s): MansBestFriend ID(s): 257052 - 257056

Man's Best "Friend" is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update. It requires Les Moore to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark Got that cage welded up, and now I just need to finish the incinerator...I mean doggy sauna for my uh...No Kill Kennel. Hounds stop! Return to me! Dogs loose on you? *breathing hard* I released them hours ago, and they're supposed to come back immediately after their scheduled maulings. They're just distracted with so many other dogs running loose in town. Did you call the dog catcher? Springfield doesn't have one of those. Maybe I could be a dog catcher. I have a kennel. Would just need some more cages. And a license to legally apprehend dogs for profit. Eh, if I can fabricate a cage, I can fabricate a dog catcher license. Task: "Make Les Moore Add More Cages to the Kennel". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark Mr. Moore, you said you had a deal that'd be worth my while? Yes. Springfield doesn't have an Animal Control department. I'd be willing to be that department for you. You want to be a dog catcher? Yes, with all the stray dogs running around and them already becoming our overlords... ...and the angry mobs about to tear down your door... The people of this city do tend to form mobs rather quickly. So, do we have a deal? It's tempting. Though, this is usually the point in negotiations where people sweeten the offer. Say no more. Task: "Make Les Moore Offer a Drink to Quimby". The job takes 4 hours. If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Wait for a Bribe". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours. Hmm. As deal-sweeteners go, this is fairly underwhelming. That's the best drink I make. Maybe you could try a different...sweetener? *wink-wink* Sweet'n Low? If that's what they're calling it now, sure. *wink* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark Alright, I am now Springfield's dog catcher. I've got my dog rescuing sack, my permission from the Mayor... Now I just need to find some dogs that need capturing...I mean rescuing...using my sack, my snare, or any means necessary. Task: "Make Les Moore "Rescue" Dogs". The job takes 4 hours. Hold it right there, pal! Officer? Is there something wrong? There's a lot wrong! My belt won't fit anymore, my gun fell in my bowl of lunch gravy... Those don't sound like they involve me. Oh, wait... I've been getting calls all day about someone stealing puppies! Please. I procured puppies legally after getting approval from Mayor Quimby. I'm the new Animal Control Officer. Hmm, that does make sense. But I want people seeing me doing something about it so I'm going to rough you up and take you in. No hard feelings. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark Chief Wiggum, how about I offer you something that'll make all your problems go away? Sounds like a bribe. I'm in. How about a puppy for that boy of yours? A puppy? But I don't know anything about puppies. Lucky for you, I can train both you and the dog at no extra cost. Task: "Make Les Moore "Train" Wiggum and His New Puppy". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Attempt to Pay Attention". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. So, the beer is for the dog? No, the beer is for you. The dog gets water. Even better. *leaves* Free beer should at least get people talking about this place. There he is! You no-good dog thief! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! At least they're talking! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Les Moore's exclamation mark Hey, I'm just the Animal Control officer hired by the Mayor. Animal Control officers are supposed to protect animals by rehabbing and readying them for adoption. They also offer good rates on dogs that need homes and basic training. Those dogs were stolen from homes around the city! You have no proof of that. That's literally my dog right there. He's microchipped and here are his papers. *bark* Pfft. Just a classic he said, she said, he barked. Task: "Make Les Moore Return "Rescued" Dogs". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours. And that's the last of them. And you're going to stop doing this? Totally. Immediately? My ten year down the road plan is not "immediately" enough for ya? Quest reward: 200 and 20