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The Dream Team

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Dog Days Required characters: Danger Dog Optional characters: Ralph, Squeaky Voice Teen Internal name(s): TheDreamTeam ID(s): 257036 - 257039

The Dream Team is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update. It requires Danger Dog to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark Danger Dog, Neuterville needs you! Of course. Let's make it quick. I'm having lunch with my publicist, Bark Ruffalo. But your arch nemesis, The Perilous Plopper, has taken hostages at the sausage factory. *gasp* Plopper the Pestiferous Pig?! He's always hogging the spotlight and hamming it up. I wish I could meet Danger Dog. You can, Ralph. *gasp* Danger Dog! You're in the real world? No Ralph. You've fallen into the TV. Uh-oh. Task: "Make Danger Dog Try to Impress Ralph". The job takes 4 hours. If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Feel Claustrophobic Inside the TV". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Television is merely a portal to another world. A world where Ralph Wiggum is the last hope to save Neuterville. I feel sad for Neuterville. The town will be fine. Now we have to go! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark We've reached the sausage factory where Plopper is holding hostages. Or should I say...saustages. That sounds like a Ralph line. Let's get a couple more takes. And feel free to improvise, Danger Dog. We're resetting, and...action! We've reached the sausage factory where Plopper is holding hostages. That pig really is the brat-wurst! And... CUT. You know what, let's NOT improvise. You sure? I'm good at these. Ralph, what rhymes with kielbasa? *head spins around* It hurts when I think. Task: "Make Danger Dog Think Up Sausage Puns". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Think About a Lhasa Apso in Mombasa". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. You'll never take me alive, Danger Dog! That's exactly what the last seven pig criminals said. And now I run a thriving online bacon business. Oh, that's good. We could get at least three inner turmoil flashback episodes out of that. Jeremy, write that down! And get me a fresh latte, stat! Yes sir! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark Now Ralph, hostage negotiations can be tense. So let me know with a wink if you need to take a break...or go potty. When I wink, it sticks. Raising your hand is good too. Danger Dog, I have a list of demands! No more having me hang upside down like a spider...it's rough on the hooves. Can do, Plopper. And I demand one MILLION dollars! That's it? That wouldn't even buy you a home in Neuterville Heights. It wouldn't? But — a million dollars is, like — over two hundred years of working at minimum wage and saving every penny possible. I know. It's crazy, right? The wealth gap in this country — we need a revolution. *staring at the script* What is going on here? *raises hand* Yes, Ralph. My winker's stuck. Task: "Make Danger Dog Discuss Wealth Inequalities With Plopper". The job takes place at Neuterville City Hall, Wiggum House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Practice Winking". The job takes place at Neuterville City Hall, Wiggum House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Danger Dog, I think it's best we stick to the script on this one. And ignore the systemic failings that drive our lower class into poverty? Our target audience is three-year-olds. They too deserve to know! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Danger Dog's exclamation mark Alright, get the writer in here. We're making some changes. The writer is my assistant, Jeremy. It's a pleasure, Danger Dog. Actually, he's my assistant's assistant. He's talented enough to be up to the task of the low level writing on this show. Great! No, he's not. Jeremy, for the last two acts I'm thinking Danger Dog and Plopper lead a protest march on Neuterville City Hall. Also we need a hashtag. #NeuterNeuterville You've got a low level gift, son. Task: "Make Danger Dog Take a Break On Set". The job takes 4 hours. If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Do Last Minute Rewrites". The job takes place at the Film Set, Radioactive Man Movie Scene, Wild West Film Set, Neuterville City Hall, Wiggum House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. People of Neuterville, we can stand together against the oppression! *crowd goes wild* No longer will a three-bed, two-bath, with a functional kitchen cost an arm and a hoof! *crowd goes wilder* I quit. *waking up in a cold sweat* Ahh! Mommy! *running into the room* Can you settle for a Daddy? What's wrong? Did you have a bad dream? Danger Dog and the pig will save us all from the oppression of wealth inequality... You're scaring me, son. *slowly backs out of room* I'll be okay, as long as I have Danger Dog. I'm as close as your TV remote, Ralph. Just take it out of your mouth is all. Quest reward: 200 and 20