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Latest revision as of 15:19, July 23, 2025


All Bark and Even More Bite
Tapped Out All Bark and Even More Bite Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Dog Days
Required characters: Wiggum, Dog-proof Suit Wiggum, Normal Springfielders, Homer
Optional characters: Quimby, Les Moore, Ralph, Sarah Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, Brockman, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): AllBarkAndEvenMoreBite
ID(s): 257011 - 257015
Previous quest(s): Danger in Numbers
Next quest(s): Lost the Translation


All Bark and Even More Bite is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between July 3, 2022 and July 20, 2022
Quimby Wiggum, I thought they arrested you. How'd you get out?
Wiggum - Proud I gave the bailiff a dog treat and he let me go. It was like taking candy from a baby.
Wiggum - Confused Or GIVING candy to a baby. But in this case a dog. So like giving candy to a dog. Candy that was a dog treat. Yep, like giving a dog treat to a dog.
Quimby - Annoyed That is time I will never get back.
Quimby - Stern We need to make this dog nonsense sit or heel now!
Wiggum Maybe we drive them out of Springfield Pied Piper-style. I play a mean piccolo.
Quimby Or how about having Frink engineer a zombie virus where the zombies only eat dog brains?
Wiggum - Annoyed Why are zombies the only ones that get to eat brains?
Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x125).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Brainstorm Solutions". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Brainstorm Solutions". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quimby I've got it. We lure the dogs to a kennel and trap them in.
Wiggum Lure them with what?
Quimby With bait. You still have that dog-proof suit, right?
Wiggum - Annoyed Hey, wait... I don't want to be the bait! You do it.
Quimby And risk losing the mayor of the town amidst a crisis?
Wiggum Is losing the Chief of Police better?
Quimby - Stern For me it is.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Dog Gang

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Les Moore You want to use my No Kill Kennel to trap these dogs?
Quimby That's the idea. Not killing, just trapping.
Les Moore Okay, but if we run out of space for all the dogs, I've got a way to, uh – "not kill 'em" but mysteriously-lose-and-never-see-again them.
Quimby - Sly Let the "no killing" begin!
Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x145).
If Les Moore is owned: Task: "Make Les Moore Prep the Cages". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Prepare His "Mission Accomplished" Speech". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Put on the Bite-Proof Suit". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Police Station and takes 4 hours.
Santa's Little Helper *licks*
Rosa Barks *licks*
Homer Finally, Santa's Little Helper got a girlfriend.
Homer - Annoyed Maybe now he'll get a job, get a place of his own and stop mooching off us.
Lisa - Shocked That's Rosa Barks! She's second in command of the dog police force that's terrorizing the town!
Bart You're just jealous 'cause he's got someone and you don't.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Dog-proof Suit Wiggum

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Alright. Open the kennel cages! "Operation Bite Me" is going live!
Les Moore - Confused Uh, it appears the operation is already working...
Laddie *bark* *ruff* Not so fast!
Dog-proof Suit Wiggum - Surprised Ah!
Quimby - Surprised How did Laddie discover our plan?
Laddie *woof* *bark* I have spies...and fleas everywhere.
Rosa Barks - Angry *growls* Grrr... Grrr...
Quimby - Surprised Okay, we give up!
Les Moore - Surprised I pledge fealty!
Dog-proof Suit Wiggum I'm in the dog-proof suit. So I got no problem being bitten!
Laddie *bites Wiggum*
Rosa Barks *bites Wiggum*
Snake - Dog *bites Wiggum*
Moe - Dog *bites Wiggum*
Quimby *bites Wiggum*
Dog-proof Suit Wiggum - Annoyed Hey, dogs only, Mayor!
Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x125).
Task: "Make Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Get Ravaged By Dogs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Give Up". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
If Les Moore is owned: Task: "Make Les Moore Pledge Fealty to the Dogs". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
Rosa Barks *bark* Chief, I put the chunky one in the kennel. And the skinny one and the corrupt one have pledged fealty. *bark*
Laddie *bark* Well done, Barks. *bark*
Quimby - Confused I think I understood one of those "barks".
Wiggum *crouching in the kennel cage* Excuse me...where do the humans go potty around here?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Animal Hospital

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Neuterville Mayor - TV Danger Dog, In honor of your bravery, the city of Neuterville awards you this Key to the City.
Danger Dog - TV This is truly an honor, your Honor—
Neuterville Mayor - TV Ee-gads! It's your arch nemesis, Molly Ringworm, and she's attacking City Hall!
Danger Dog - TV Stop, evildoer!
Ralph - Happy Danger Dog to the rescue!
Brockman - TV We interrupt this asinine cartoon to bring you this breaking news...
Brockman - TV Police dogs have taken over the town and are enslaving Springfielders at the No Kill Kennel, including former Police Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum - TV *in the cage* I'm being treated pretty well. *eats dog food*
Ralph - Happy Daddy!
Brockman - TV I'm told his captors are not forcing the Chief to eat dog food. He just likes it.
Ralph Mommy! We have to save Daddy!
Sarah Wiggum - Annoyed Meh.
Ralph *gasp* If not Mommy, then it's Danger Dog to the rescue! Pup-pup and away! *puts on cape and runs out the door*
Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x145).
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Believe He Is Danger Dog". The job takes place at the Wiggum House and takes 4 hours.
If Sarah Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Sarah Wiggum Be Ambivalent". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Eat Dog Food in the Kennel". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Get Locked in the Kennel Too". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Get Locked in the Kennel Too". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Watch it All on TV" (x20). The jobs take place at a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
Ralph Bad doggies! Bad doggies!
Laddie - Confused *bark* Who is this pumpkinhead?
Wiggum - Confused *in the cage* Ralphie?
Ralph Nuh-uh, citizen. I'm Danger Dog!
Rosa Barks *woof* Strange. He doesn't look like a dog.
Laddie *bark* Just put him in the cage with the rest. *bark*
Ralph *bark* *woof* As Danger Dog I fight evil. But also as Danger Dog, I'm a doggie! *bark*
Laddie *bark* He does talk like us. *woof*
Rosa Barks *ruff* *woof* We are not the enemy. You don't have to fight us. *bark*
Ralph *bark* *bark* Oki-dokie. I'll join you then! *bark*
Wiggum - Confused Uh-oh, Ralphie's siding with dogs again.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Danger Dog

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Brockman - TV Police Chief Laddie will now make a statement and McGriff the Crime Dog will translate.
Laddie - TV *bark* *bark* People of Springfield!
McGriff the Crime Dog - TV Listen up, human chew bones!
Laddie - TV *bark* *woof* You need not oppose us!
McGriff the Crime Dog - TV *pointing to the cages* This is what happens to those who oppose us!
Homer I was always gonna learn Spanish but maybe dog language is more useful.
Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x185).
Task: "Make Homer Make a Case for the Doggy Overlords". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Brockman Broadcast From the No Kill Kennel". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Take a Nap in the Cage". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Pretend to Be Danger Dog". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Les Moore is owned: Task: "Make Les Moore Hose Down Wiggum's Cage". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Give Laddie the Key to the City". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Neuterville Mayor - TV Danger Dog, you've saved City Hall. Neuterville owes you a debt of gratitude.
Danger Dog - TV Just doing my job, Mayor.
Danger Dog - TV The only reward I require is a hot date with Kate Barkinsale!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Neuterville City Hall

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Pry Fire Hydrants From Street Corners Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, Quimby, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Brockman, Ralph 4h Hydrants, Simpson House Fire Hydrant5, XP45
Sniff and Mark Fire Hydrants Santa's Little Helper Fire Hydrant8, XP70
3D Print Fire Hydrants Les Moore, Elaine Wolff, Emily Winthrop


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