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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Soggy the Clown Watch the Race|4 hours|[[Springfield Downs]], [[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Soggy the Clown Watch the Race|4 hours|[[Springfield Downs]], [[Moe's Tavern]], [[Moe's Express]], [[O'Flanagan's Pub]], [[The Gridiron]], [[Barra]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Lotto 'N' Liquor]], [[The Boiled Potato]], [[CBGB]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
 
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
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{{TB|…on a lighter note, the prized greyhound "Can't Miss" gave birth to a litter of puppies mid-race today at Springfield Downs.}}
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{{TB|...on a lighter note, the prized greyhound "Can't Miss" gave birth to a litter of puppies mid-race today at Springfield Downs.}}
 
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
 
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
 
{{TB|This resulted in her disqualification from the race, but not from our hearts.}}
 
{{TB|This resulted in her disqualification from the race, but not from our hearts.}}
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{{TB|I'm not here for you. I want Soggy the Clown.}}
 
{{TB|I'm not here for you. I want Soggy the Clown.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Oh, right…Soggy. That clown is definitely not me.}}
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{{TB|Oh, right...Soggy. That clown is definitely not me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just tell me where he is, or where his knees are.}}
 
{{TB|Just tell me where he is, or where his knees are.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Soggy the Clown Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Soggy the Clown Icon}}
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{{TB|FYI: Soggy is a tired clown name so I'm switching it up. Trying something new. How 'bout Squishy the Clown, or…Moisty the Harlequin?}}
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{{TB|FYI: Soggy is a tired clown name so I'm switching it up. Trying something new. How 'bout Squishy the Clown, or...Moisty the Harlequin?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Icon}}
 
{{TB|But Soggy is our moneymaker. You can't change that. Now get out there and shake your moneymaker!}}
 
{{TB|But Soggy is our moneymaker. You can't change that. Now get out there and shake your moneymaker!}}
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{{TB|I can't give up the circus. It's the only thing paying my bills.}}
 
{{TB|I can't give up the circus. It's the only thing paying my bills.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Soggy the Clown Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Soggy the Clown Icon}}
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{{TB|Though…Soggy could retire if my TV show made more money. And it would make more money if you'd agree to a pay cut, Mel.}}
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{{TB|Though...Soggy could retire if my TV show made more money. And it would make more money if you'd agree to a pay cut, Mel.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Then you are definitely going to die.}}
 
{{TB|Then you are definitely going to die.}}
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{{TB|No problem. I've got your money. I just — need to get it from the bathroom. That's where clowns keep their money. {{*}}walks into bathroom{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|No problem. I've got your money. I just — need to get it from the bathroom. That's where clowns keep their money. {{*}}walks into bathroom{{*}}}}
 
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
 
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
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{{TB|One minute later…}}
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{{TB|One minute later...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}entering{{*}} Hey-Hey, Fat Tony. Did you see that crazy Soggy guy? He just climbed out the bathroom window.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}entering{{*}} Hey-Hey, Fat Tony. Did you see that crazy Soggy guy? He just climbed out the bathroom window.}}
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{{TB|That frizzy-haired swindler!}}
 
{{TB|That frizzy-haired swindler!}}
 
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{{TB|Hey, I'm not frizzy haired — uh, I mean…yeah. Anyway, I'm in a hurry so I don't have time to finish that sentence.}}
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{{TB|Hey, I'm not frizzy haired — uh, I mean...yeah. Anyway, I'm in a hurry so I don't have time to finish that sentence.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}
 
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{{TB|In a hurry…to get where?}}
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{{TB|In a hurry...to get where?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}
 
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{{TB|Not to the circus, that's for sure. Now to get my clothes from the bath — okay, not going to finish that sentence either. Bye!}}
 
{{TB|Not to the circus, that's for sure. Now to get my clothes from the bath — okay, not going to finish that sentence either. Bye!}}
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{{TB|Soggy, you can't keep this up forever.}}
 
{{TB|Soggy, you can't keep this up forever.}}
 
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{{TB|Who's Soggy? I'm Krusty…wait, no. I'm Soggy. Guh, who am I??}}
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{{TB|Who's Soggy? I'm Krusty...wait, no. I'm Soggy. Guh, who am I??}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 16:40, July 3, 2025


Dressed to Be Killed
Tapped Out Soggy the Clown Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Cirque du Springfield
Required characters: Soggy the Clown
Optional characters: Fat Tony
Internal name(s): DressedToBeKilled
ID(s): 253040 - 253042


Dressed to Be Killed is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cirque du Springfield content update. It requires Soggy the Clown to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Sideshow Mel - Surprised Krusty, are you placing bets under your Soggy the Clown alias again?
Soggy the Clown I don't know this Krusty you speak of.
Sideshow Mel *sigh* You know that you still have to pay your bets when you lose as Soggy the Clown.
Soggy the Clown Not if they don't know who I am. It's foolproof! *laughs*
Sideshow Mel - Annoyed You already placed the bet, didn't you?
Soggy the Clown - Happy The dog's name was "Can't Miss". It was a sure thing! Unless it's racing against a dog named "Sure Thing". Oh, no!
Task: "Make Soggy the Clown Watch the Race". The job takes place at Springfield Downs, Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Brockman - TV ...on a lighter note, the prized greyhound "Can't Miss" gave birth to a litter of puppies mid-race today at Springfield Downs.
Brockman - TV This resulted in her disqualification from the race, but not from our hearts.
Krusty - Annoyed Gah, I bet ten thousand on that race! I gotta get outta here before—
Fat Tony Hello, Krusty.
Krusty - Pained Fat Tony, no! Not the knees again. I need my knees for knee things!
Fat Tony I'm not here for you. I want Soggy the Clown.
Krusty - Confused Oh, right...Soggy. That clown is definitely not me.
Fat Tony Just tell me where he is, or where his knees are.
Krusty - Cautious Of course. Soggy, uh, he actually split town.
Fat Tony - Angry That no good, paint-faced Pagliacci!
Krusty - Angry Hey, who you calling a Pagliacci?!
Fat Tony Soggy the Clown.
Krusty - Cautious Right, right. Not me. I take no personal offense, because why would I?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Soggy the Clown FYI: Soggy is a tired clown name so I'm switching it up. Trying something new. How 'bout Squishy the Clown, or...Moisty the Harlequin?
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster But Soggy is our moneymaker. You can't change that. Now get out there and shake your moneymaker!
Task: "Make Soggy the Clown Shake His Moneymaker". The job takes 4 hours.
Sideshow Mel - Surprised You're still performing as Soggy? Fat Tony is gonna kill you!
Soggy the Clown I can't give up the circus. It's the only thing paying my bills.
Soggy the Clown Though...Soggy could retire if my TV show made more money. And it would make more money if you'd agree to a pay cut, Mel.
Sideshow Mel Then you are definitely going to die.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Fat Tony - Angry Well, if it isn't Soggy the Clown.
Soggy the Clown - Surprised *gasp* Fat Tony! It's — it's not what it looks like.
Fat Tony It doesn't look like anything other than you ducking paying me back.
Soggy the Clown No problem. I've got your money. I just — need to get it from the bathroom. That's where clowns keep their money. *walks into bathroom*
Narrator One minute later...
Krusty *entering* Hey-Hey, Fat Tony. Did you see that crazy Soggy guy? He just climbed out the bathroom window.
Fat Tony - Angry That frizzy-haired swindler!
Krusty - Angry Hey, I'm not frizzy haired — uh, I mean...yeah. Anyway, I'm in a hurry so I don't have time to finish that sentence.
Fat Tony - Suspicious In a hurry...to get where?
Krusty - Cautious Not to the circus, that's for sure. Now to get my clothes from the bath — okay, not going to finish that sentence either. Bye!
Task: "Make Soggy the Clown Retrieve His Clothes". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Be Suspicious". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Sideshow Mel Krusty, you're changing outfits between Soggy and Krusty every five minutes trying to avoid the mob.
Soggy the Clown Who's Krusty. I'm Soggy.
Sideshow Mel - Annoyed Soggy, you can't keep this up forever.
Soggy the Clown - Confused Who's Soggy? I'm Krusty...wait, no. I'm Soggy. Guh, who am I??
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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