| The Greatest Gooseman
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Greatest Gooseman is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cirque du Springfield content update. It requires the Cirque de Puree Ringmaster to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Cirque de Puree Ringmaster's exclamation mark
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You're shutting us down? What for?!
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You're behind three months' rent.
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We can't pay the rent if we don't have a place to perform. And we can't perform if we don't have a place to rent!
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It's a classic catch-22. In that you'll never catch the 22 performers from my circus that just ran off.
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It seems your once profitable circus goose forgot how to lay golden eggs.
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Hol' up now. If there's golden eggs bein' laid, well heck, you can come work fer me if'n ya want.
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You have a place for us to perform?
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Keep on laying golden eggs, and you gots a place with me until the cows come home. And they aint coming back. Theys already been cooked fer supper.
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Task: "Make Cirque de Puree Ringmaster Go to Cletus's Farm". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Fancy Farms, Old Simpson Farm, Hootenanny Barn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Hire the Cirque de Puree Ringmaster". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Fancy Farms, Old Simpson Farm, Hootenanny Barn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Cirque de Puree Ringmaster's exclamation mark
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Okay you's stay here and hatch me up one'a dem golden eggs.
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Ringmaster, I think this yokel believes you to be an actual goose that lays golden eggs.
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No, "golden egg" is a figure of speech. Like elbow grease or smash and grab.
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No one would be dumb enough to think I'm an actual goose.
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Just find me an egg and some gold paint.
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That'll never work. He's liable to fry it up and eat it.
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Fine, let me break the news to him.
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| Task: "Make Cirque de Puree Ringmaster Tell Cletus the Truth". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Fancy Farms, Old Simpson Farm, Hootenanny Barn, or a Visitable Home and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Cirque de Puree Ringmaster's exclamation mark
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So, how did he take it?
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Very well.
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So we're off the hook now?
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Time ta earn yer keep, goose! Start squattin' golden eggs!
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Task: "Make Cirque de Puree Ringmaster Lay Eggs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Enjoy the Show". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Fancy Farms, Old Simpson Farm, Hootenanny Barn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Circus Acrobat is owned: Task: "Make Circus Acrobat Be Shocked". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Fancy Farms, Old Simpson Farm, Hootenanny Barn, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Boy howdy, you just laid one heck of a golden egg. Keep that up and y'all can bring yer whole dang circus up on mah porch.
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Can your porch hold seven elephants and a herd of ponies?
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I spec so. It holds Brandine and my brood of thirty-seven kidlins.
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*baby crying* Make that thirty-eight.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the musical drama The Greatest Showman.
