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Cotton Candy Caper
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Cirque du Springfield
Required characters: Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster
Optional characters: Scuzzo the Clown
Internal name(s): CottonCandyCaper
ID(s): 253028 - 253030


Cotton Candy Caper is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cirque du Springfield content update. It requires the Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on the Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster's exclamation mark
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster - Surprised What do you mean we don't have enough money to keep paying everyone? Our circus is killing it right now.
Scuzzo the Clown - Annoyed We're only killing it with medical bills. Our performers are constantly getting injured.
Scuzzo the Clown We need to stop the bleeding...literally. I don't know how much longer we'll be able to keep the tent open at this rate.
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Fine. I'll just do what we've always done when we need to make a buck.
Scuzzo the Clown - Happy Pickpocketing the crowds again?
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster - Confused What? No, I'm going to hock circus equipment at the local pawn shop.
Task: "Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Visit a Pawn Shop". The job takes Sportacus, Testosterzone, or a Visitable Home.
If Scuzzo the Clown is owned: Task: "Make Scuzzo the Clown Pickpocket Customers Anyway". The job takes place at Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on the Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster's exclamation mark
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster - Happy And this is our sturdiest elephant stand. It holds up to seven elephants! Eight if they're on a diet.
Wise Guy We're full up on elephant stands.
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster How 'bout I sweeten the deal and throw in a collection of top hats?
Wise Guy Pass. Nobody's dressing up like ringmasters or Abraham Lincoln 'round here.
Wise Guy Now if you'll excuse me, I have another customer.
Gil I'm here about the "Now Hiring" sign out front?
Wise Guy - Annoyed Gil, we're only hiring because we just fired you.
Gil - Happy Which means I'm already familiar with the job.
Wise Guy - Annoyed Get outta here!
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster - Happy Say, Gil, how would you like to work at the circus?!
Gil - Happy Ha-cha-cha! The circus would be a dream gig!
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Consider yourself hired. Now how many tigers can you tame at once?
Gil I'll never know until I try. Learn by doing, that's my game.
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster - Sly At least you'll be cheaper than tiger food.
Gil - Happy I'll take that as a compliment!
Task: "Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Promote the Circus". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on the Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster's exclamation mark
Gil Are you sure it's safe to juggle three flaming swords without any training?
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Of course. It's four flaming swords that get tricky. Now, just sign your contract.
Gil Let me put an eyeball on this..."Ding-A-Ling Circus is not liable for any injuries I sustain while performing."
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Not to distract you but did I mention that all employees get unlimited cotton candy?
Gil - Happy For real?! Hot diggity! Breakfast, lunch and dinner! Where do I sign?
Task: "Make Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Bribe Gil With Cotton Candy". The job takes place at Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus and takes 4 hours.
Scuzzo the Clown - Confused Who's the new guy?
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster Name's Gil. He's our new fire-sword juggler, tiger tamer and anything else that looks dangerous.
Scuzzo the Clown - Confused Okay, but how are we gonna cover all the medical bills he's gonna have?
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster - Happy Gil just signed away his workers' comp rights for cotton candy.
Gil *on stage* Evenin', folks. Keep your eyes on the spinning fire swords! Eaagghh! My eye!
Scuzzo the Clown I'll get the first aid kit.
Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster I sold that. Just bring him some cotton candy.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20