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{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Ah, Moe's Tavern…the best drink of all time was invented right here!}}
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{{TB|Ah, Moe's Tavern...the best drink of all time was invented right here!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|The sign says "NO UNPROMPTED DECLARATIONS WHEN ENTERING" — so get lost, weirdo!}}
 
{{TB|The sign says "NO UNPROMPTED DECLARATIONS WHEN ENTERING" — so get lost, weirdo!}}
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{{TB|That wasn't me. And yes, he did die.}}
 
{{TB|That wasn't me. And yes, he did die.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Hmm, you do look vaguely familiar though… You a loan shark from [[Kansas City]]? Because I've never been there before. Never.}}
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{{TB|Hmm, you do look vaguely familiar though... You a loan shark from [[Kansas City]]? Because I've never been there before. Never.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I'm the guy who tried to buy the secret recipe to the [[Flaming Homer|Flaming Moe]] off of you.}}
 
{{TB|I'm the guy who tried to buy the secret recipe to the [[Flaming Homer|Flaming Moe]] off of you.}}
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{{TB|It's called the Flaming Homer and Homer invented it — and Homer is me!}}
 
{{TB|It's called the Flaming Homer and Homer invented it — and Homer is me!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
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{{TB|Look, I'm on the hunt to introduce the next Flaming Moe…}}
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{{TB|Look, I'm on the hunt to introduce the next Flaming Moe...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Flaming Homer!}}
 
{{TB|Flaming Homer!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Harv Bannister Icon}}
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{{TB|…and I thought I could put your genius inventing heads together to create the next drinking sensation!}}
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{{TB|...and I thought I could put your genius inventing heads together to create the next drinking sensation!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{TB|What's in it for us?}}
 
{{TB|What's in it for us?}}
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{{TB|Homer, I know you have strong feelings about all this "who invented what" nonsense, but if we don't work together, no one gets the prize money.}}
 
{{TB|Homer, I know you have strong feelings about all this "who invented what" nonsense, but if we don't work together, no one gets the prize money.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Okay, fine. I guess we'll team up to create the greatest drink of all time…}}
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{{TB|Okay, fine. I guess we'll team up to create the greatest drink of all time...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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{{TB|So…should we start by choosing what kind of glass it's served in?}}
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{{TB|So...should we start by choosing what kind of glass it's served in?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|Sure, at least that'll be easy…}}
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{{TB|Sure, at least that'll be easy...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{TB|How 'bout a small tumbler? You know, like the ones I used when I invented the Flaming Moe.}}
 
{{TB|How 'bout a small tumbler? You know, like the ones I used when I invented the Flaming Moe.}}
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{{TB|Oh, you wanted us to go with you? This bar's kind of the only place where we exist.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, you wanted us to go with you? This bar's kind of the only place where we exist.}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah, I don't know where else I'd go. I don't think I have a house here…}}
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{{TB|Yeah, I don't know where else I'd go. I don't think I have a house here...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|I thought you had a townhome?}}
 
{{TB|I thought you had a townhome?}}
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{{TB|And stay out!}}
 
{{TB|And stay out!}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
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{{TB|He'll be back…right?}}
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{{TB|He'll be back...right?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Tavern Trouble}}
 
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Latest revision as of 16:37, June 16, 2025


Men of Brew Words
Tapped Out Tavern Trouble Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Tavern Trouble
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Moe
Internal name(s): MenOfBrewWords
ID(s): 246000
Next quest(s): The Long Way Homer Pt. 1


Men of Brew Words is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tavern Trouble content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After starting the update
Harv Bannister - Happy Ah, Moe's Tavern...the best drink of all time was invented right here!
Moe - Angry The sign says "NO UNPROMPTED DECLARATIONS WHEN ENTERING" — so get lost, weirdo!
Homer - Angry *entering Moe's Tavern* I'm never going to Alaska again! Baseball's a second-tier sport! Funnel cake should be sold everywhere, not just amusement parks!
Moe - Pleased Hi there, Homer! I'll get you your usual.
Harv Bannister Homer Simpson and Moe Szyslak — just the two people I came all this way to see!
Homer - Annoyed Moe, who is this jerk?
Harv Bannister - Happy Harv Bannister. Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium.
Homer - Confused Wait, I know this jerk! You're that news anchor who fell face-first into that alligator! I thought you died!
Harv Bannister - Sad That wasn't me. And yes, he did die.
Moe - Confused Hmm, you do look vaguely familiar though... You a loan shark from Kansas City? Because I've never been there before. Never.
Harv Bannister - Annoyed I'm the guy who tried to buy the secret recipe to the Flaming Moe off of you.
Homer - Surprised The drink that I invented, then Moe stole and renamed after himself?!
Moe - Angry I didn't steal nothing! I created the Flaming Moe!
Homer - Angry It's called the Flaming Homer and Homer invented it — and Homer is me!
Harv Bannister Look, I'm on the hunt to introduce the next Flaming Moe...
Homer - Annoyed Flaming Homer!
Harv Bannister ...and I thought I could put your genius inventing heads together to create the next drinking sensation!
Moe - Sneaky What's in it for us?
Harv Bannister - Happy A substantial cash prize of course!
Homer - Woo Hoo Woo-hoo! A vague amount of money!
Moe - Pleased I could pay that Kansas City loan shark back!
Task: "Make Homer Insist He's the Drink-Inventing Genius". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Insist He Can Create a Better Drink". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Moe - Annoyed Homer, I know you have strong feelings about all this "who invented what" nonsense, but if we don't work together, no one gets the prize money.
Homer - Annoyed Okay, fine. I guess we'll team up to create the greatest drink of all time...
Moe So...should we start by choosing what kind of glass it's served in?
Homer - Serious Sure, at least that'll be easy...
Moe - Sneaky How 'bout a small tumbler? You know, like the ones I used when I invented the Flaming Moe.
Homer - Angry I INVENTED IT!
Moe Flaming Moe — trademark: Moe Szyslak!
Homer - Furious If you had WiFi at this crappy bar, I'd log on to Disney+ right now and show you the video of me inventing it!
Moe - Angry Well, along with having no internet, my bar has a strict "NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL" policy! So, get outta here!
Homer - Angry I'm done with this lousy dive bar anyway!
Moe - Angry Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Drown all your troubles at some other place?
Homer - Serious I'm going to a bar where there's good internet and people that don't steal all your ideas!
Moe - Annoyed A bar that has internet isn't a bar — it's a coffee shop with a liquor license!
Homer - Annoyed Lenny, Carl, Barney — let's go.
Carl - Sad Oh, you wanted us to go with you? This bar's kind of the only place where we exist.
Lenny - Surprised Yeah, I don't know where else I'd go. I don't think I have a house here...
Carl - Confused I thought you had a townhome?
Lenny - Sad Maybe? It's all unclear.
Barney - Drunk *burps*
Homer - Furious Well, I don't need you guys anyway! Goodbye forever!
Moe - Angry And stay out!
Moe - Worried He'll be back...right?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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