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Lama Drama Ding Dong

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Springfield Enlightened Required characters: The Dalai Lama, Lisa Optional characters: Moe, Barney Internal name(s): LamaDramaDingDong ID(s): 245053 - 245056

Lama Drama Ding Dong is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires The Dalai Lama to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark As soon as I heard of your enlightenment crisis, I came straight to Springfield to help. Well, a brief detour to Cleveland because, well, it's Cleveland... And then you came here to get a beer? Cheers! *belch* Oh, no. Inebriation is against the ways of the Buddha. I merely wished to visit the most abject of your people. From the outside, this establishment...looked about as abject as they come. Uh-huh. Lenny, what does abject mean again? I think it's like...charming? But I am a thankful guest, I assure you. I will partake in your goods. How about one of these pickled eggs in this jar? Oh, no I wouldn't— *choking* GHA—SPLGH! Task: "Make The Dalai Lama Choke on a Pickled Egg". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer-N-Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Check His Liability". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer-N-Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Do the Heimlich". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer-N-Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. *waking up* Where am I? Springfield Hospital. The pickled egg ward, to be specific. *chuckles* You're laughing. Is there a funny story? No. You almost died. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark I thought I should read up on Shintoism, but my parents wouldn't take me to Japan. Uh-huh. And then I met a monk at the park who was talking about nirvana, but then I realized he was just a mental patient in an orange bathrobe... Uh-huh. And how did you know I was here at the hospital? My dad told me. He was at the bar when you choked on the pickled egg. He's the one that tried to do CPR on you but tripped and knocked you unconscious. Uh-huh. Task: "Make The Dalai Lama Listen to Lisa". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, Painless Dentistry, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Ramble to The Dalai Lama". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, Painless Dentistry, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Lisa, this near-death experience has been eye-opening for me. Something could happen to me at any time, and I haven't made any preparations for the next Dalai Lama to take over. If something were to happen to me, Buddha forbid, the world of enlightenment would be in terrible turmoil. As such...I must begin the search for my future replacement. But don't you get reincarnated into each new body? That would mean your replacement isn't alive yet. Is that so? *checks Wikipedia* Huh. You're right. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark Since my future replacement is not yet alive, it seems the best thing I can do is document the wisdom I've learned over the years to be passed on to him. Or her. *chuckles* Stranger things have happened. Let's record some videos for the future leader. Will you be my cameraman? Camerawoman! Task: "Make The Dalai Lama Record Videos for Future Self". The job takes place at the Jogyesa Temple and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Be The Dalai Lama's Camerawoman". The job takes place at the Jogyesa Temple and takes 4 hours. *recording video* You'll find that the robes can really begin to chafe over time, so I recommend wearing long john undergarments. Not cotton, get them in alpaca wool. You'll thank me later. And cut. Are you sure you didn't want to add anything else about...I don't know, inner peace or — respect for all life, or something? I'm getting there. Next let's do the video on how to trim your nails while meditating. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Dalai Lama's exclamation mark Lisa, are you recording? Every riveting word. Future leader, it's important to get plenty of vitamin D. Are you serious? You'll need to sunbathe often, but out of the prying eyes of the paparazzi. They would like nothing more than a picture of your belly button, but you must not let them have it! Here, I will demonstrate. Task: "Make The Dalai Lama Sunbathe". The job takes place at the Jogyesa Temple and takes 60 minutes. *reading the morning paper* Lisa, can you believe this? Some paparazzi caught me sunbathing in my unmentionables! You seem upset. Maybe we should go to the Bodhi tree, or create some salt mandalas together? Work on our inner peace? Oh, I'm working on it. I'm gonna find this chump and give him an inner piece of my mind! Quest reward: 200 and 20