  
Royal Battle Royale
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| Royal Battle Royale
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Royal Battle Royale is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires Prince Gautama to be obtained.
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| After tapping on Prince Gautama's exclamation mark
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*throws away myPad* There are a million games and movies to watch here, but I need real-life action.
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Out of my way, child. I've gotta get to my bookie. I just won big.
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Can you direct me to the combat arena?
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Do you mean the elementary school playground? I'd be careful if I were you, it's dangerous there.
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No, I'm looking for the place where the prisoners fight the wild animals.
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You're with the media, aren't you? You'll never prove that I had anything to do with that chicken fight club!
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I just want to see some wild animals fighting.
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Oh, er, uh, check out the zoo. A tiger attacked one of its keepers last week. Last time we buy secondhand from Joe Exotic.
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Task: "Make Prince Gautama Go to the Zoo". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance, The Emu Experience, Exotic Petting Zoo, Gautama Palace, Ancient Multiplayer Game, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Mayor Quimby Hide From a Scandal". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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What are emus? This place sure seems proud of them.
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They're a large flightless bird, like the ostrich.
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Mmm, sounds delicious. I could go for some food before the combat begins. Where can I find these emus?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Prince Gautama's exclamation mark
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Nice shot, Jimbo! You really beaned that emu.
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Look at him run! Hand me a soda can. I wanna try! *throws a can at an emu and misses*
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Haw haw!
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Wow, those emus can really move!
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Who's this twerp?
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My name is Prince Gautama, but you may call me your new master of entertainment.
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Whattaya got that's better than chucking soda cans at emus?
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How about riding them around in a winner-take-all race?
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Winner take all of what?
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The money of course! How much should we put in? Say...ten thousand of your American dollars each?
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Sure. You put up ten grand. We'll put up two bucks each.
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Deal. *hands wad of cash to zookeeper* Free the emus!
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Task: "Make Prince Gautama Race Emus". The job takes 4 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Race Emus". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance, The Emu Experience, Exotic Petting Zoo, Gautama Palace, Ancient Multiplayer Game, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Kearney is owned: Task: "Make Kearney Race Emus". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance, The Emu Experience, Exotic Petting Zoo, Gautama Palace, Ancient Multiplayer Game, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Race Emus". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance, The Emu Experience, Exotic Petting Zoo, Gautama Palace, Ancient Multiplayer Game, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Dolph is owned: Task: "Make Dolph Race Emus". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance, The Emu Experience, Exotic Petting Zoo, Gautama Palace, Ancient Multiplayer Game, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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This is the best thing I've ever done in my life!
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I think your emu might have ruptured my spleen with its beak, but this is so fun that I don't care! Should we try the hippos next?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Prince Gautama's exclamation mark
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You won almost fair and square, Jimbo. Would you be interested in a one-on-one challenge?
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Sure, I'm up for another race. But do you think you can after you had that doctor take out your spleen?
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I'm also licensed as a veterinarian!
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I plan on getting a cybernetic body soon anyway. And I have something a little different in mind for our next challenge.
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I'm down. You know how to have fun.
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Servant, free whatever three animals Jimbo would like to do battle. Then do the same for me.
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Task: "Make Prince Gautama Have a Zoo Battle". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance, The Emu Experience, Exotic Petting Zoo, Gautama Palace, Ancient Multiplayer Game, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Have a Zoo Battle". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance, The Emu Experience, Exotic Petting Zoo, Gautama Palace, Ancient Multiplayer Game, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Aw, no fair. That zookeeper tranqed my polar bear!
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They got my elephant, too.
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At least you still have your lion.
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Yeah, but he's only interested in my spleen. And it's brand new! I think we have to call this a draw.
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I like the additional element the humans added, but they ended things too quickly.
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Agreed. That was a proper battle, but we need people who don't have tranquilizer guns.
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You want people willing to do anything for a few minutes outside and a pack of smokes? I got just the place.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Prince Gautama's exclamation mark
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The mayor's office? Will we be enlisting public servants for the next battle?
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Nah, they're too slow to be effective against lions. We're just here to see the mayor.
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Ah, Jimbo. What can I do for you?
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Need to buy some prison labor again.
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After the number of fingers lost from your last "adventure in butchering", I'll need to be persuaded.
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*pounds his fist into his hand* That can be arranged.
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I believe I have another method of persuasion.
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What, did you bring a taser?
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If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Intimidate Mayor Quimby". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Prince Gautama Bribe Mayor Quimby". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, International Court of Justice, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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*hands over wad of cash* Is this persuasive enough?
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Unfortunately, it is. I'll set it up with the warden right after I call my PR team.
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Yeah, and if that isn't enough money, well then... *pounds his fist into his hand*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Prince Gautama's exclamation mark
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You want us to fight lions, and tigers, and bears? Oh my.
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You're being paid thirty cents an hour to do whatever you're told.
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Don't get your panties in a twist. I'd do this for fifteen. Give me that sword.
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We'll divide the prisoners and animals into two groups. One battles for me and one for Jimbo. We will call it Conflict of Enemies.
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I think that name's already taken.
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I'm sure if we give them enough money then they'll let us use it.
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If it's anything like the Conflict of Enemies in-app purchases, it'll cost $49.99 and leave us feeling empty inside.
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Wow. That got meta fast.
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If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Play the Ancient Multiplayer Game". The job takes place at the Ancient Multiplayer Game and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Prince Gautama Play the Ancient Multiplayer Game". The job takes place at the Ancient Multiplayer Game and takes 4 hours.
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Good game, Jimbo.
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It's considered rude to say good game before it's over. And potentially embarrassing if you lose.
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Does that mean you have a chance of winning?
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No. That's why I said "potentially".
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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