| Trading Milhouses
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Trading Milhouses is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Enlightened content update. It requires Marquess Milhouse to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Marquess Milhouse's exclamation mark
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There you are, my prince. I've been looking everywhere for you.
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You didn't think to check my house? And what's with the getup? Did you inherit your mom's high school wardrobe?
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I could ask you the same question. What would your mother think if she knew you'd discarded the royal robes?
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I'm...so confused right now.
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Task: "Make Marquess Milhouse Demand the Prince Return Home". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Threaten "Milhouse" With a Wedgie". The job takes place at Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I can see it now. Your nose isn't quite as big as his.
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And you seem to have a slightly less condescending tone towards me than the prince. I could get used to that.
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Yeah well, I'm not looking for new friends. One Milhouse is enough.
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That's a shame. I was planning to buy all the eggs from the local supermarket and see if it's enough to egg every house on this street.
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Yeah, right. That would cost like a whole year of allowance.
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Allowance? I'll just use these merry bushels of cash.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Marquess Milhouse's exclamation mark
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You're the best Milhouse a guy could have! I can't believe we bought this many eggs. How are we gonna carry them all? We need a truck.
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Then we shall acquire a truck.
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You're gonna rent a truck? This is the best day in years.
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You have to be twenty-five to rent vehicles. I'm going to BUY a truck.
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I stand corrected. This is the best day ever!
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Task: "Make Marquess Milhouse Egg Houses With Bart". The job takes place at a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Egg Houses With the Marquess". The job takes place at Marquess Milhouse and takes 4 hours.
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Wow.
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Agreed.
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That was a lot of eggs.
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Agreed.
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The prince never would have done that with me. He would have tuckered out after the first few dozen and demanded his servants do the rest. His royal inbred bones are too weak.
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Aren't you royal, too?
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Not technically. Or at all. I just hang around the palace a lot. They have rooms full of riches they don't even know are there!
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That's where all your money comes from?
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You won't tell, will you?
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Agreed.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marquess Milhouse's exclamation mark
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There you are, Bart. I've been waiting for you. Did you forget that we were gonna go search the dump for the teddy bear that my mom threw out?
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Oh...right. Uh, that sounds fun.
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Who's the chump with the massive nose?
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Bit of a pot/kettle situation, I would think.
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I was hoping it wouldn't happen like this, but...this is the Marquess. He's the new Milhouse. You've been replaced.
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*gasp* What does he have that I don't have?!
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Well, firstly he's RICH. And second...
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Actually, that's it.
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Task: "Make Marquess Milhouse Flaunt His Cash in Milhouse's Face". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Egg Milhouse's House". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Search the Dump for His Teddy". The job takes place at Springfield Dump, the Van Houten House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I can't believe I've been dumped. And on the day we'd planned to go to the dump!
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Tell me about it. My best friend ran off on me for some ugly kid.
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Bart?!
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Yes, that was his name.
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No, you're Bart!
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I don't think so. My first name is...
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I don't actually know my first name. For anyone to address me by anything other than my title is punishable by death.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marquess Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Marquess, it's time to stop this nonsense and return with me to the palace.
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Hey, back off! He's my Milhouse!
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I can be your Milhouse again.
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Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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Enough! New Milhouse is terribly annoying. I want old Milhouse back.
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This works out perfectly, then. I want new Milhouse and you want old Milhouse.
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No, I want MY old Milhouse, who is your new Milhouse.
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Does anyone want me?
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No!
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Marquess, I demand you return to the palace at once. If not, then I will see to it that dinner is withheld. And tonight is Taco Tuesday.
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*gasp*
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But it's Thursday.
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We're royalty. We do what we want.
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Task: "Make Marquess Milhouse Enjoy Taco Tuesday". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Sulk Back to Regular Milhouse's House". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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