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Two Men and a Desk

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Rise of the Robots Required characters: Robot Rumble Announcers, Lisa, Regular Female non-Adults, Nerds, Nerd Kids, Cletus Optional characters: Sakatumi, Premium Female non-Adults Internal name(s): TwoMenAndADesk ID(s): 243048 - 243051

Two Men and a Desk is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update. It requires the Robot Rumble Announcers to be obtained.

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Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark Contractors broke ground on my new backyard pool yesterday. Pretty sweet, right? Wow, that's brave. A fad like battle robots could dry up any second, and you'll be stuck with that home improvement loan. What are you talking about? Even if the robot thing goes away, there's plenty of stuff we could announce and do commentary for! Maybe you're right! This could be an opportunity to escape our sick addiction to robot violence. Where do we start? How about sumo wrestling? Its like robot rumble but with fat guys in diapers instead of robots, and belly-bops instead of buzzsaws. This quasi-ceremonial ritual could be a way out of the hell we've made for ourselves. I both want that and don't want that, you know what I mean? I hear you! Boo-yah! Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Call a Sumo Match". The job takes place at Sumo Stadium, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Convention Center, or the Robot Rumble Arena and takes 4 hours. If Sakatumi is owned: Task: "Make Sakatumi Wonder Who These Clowns Are". The job takes place at Sumo Stadium, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Convention Center, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Who can resist the glorious slap of flab-on-flab action, am I right? Indeed! We have a heated match here, as the guy in the red diaper appears to give some form of atomic wedgie to the guy in the blue diaper! Hey! It's called a mawashi! How about a little cultural respect, you jerks? The sumo wrestlers now appear to be more upset with us than interested in shoving each other, which seems to be all there is to this sport. I don't think they liked that last call, Steve. HYAAAAH! GET 'EM! Run for it! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark With her first throw, Janey lets the lucky go, landing in the number-three square! That's an unfortunate bounce for her, Steve. She's gonna face one of the more challenging hops if she manages to make it to the return. Are you guys seriously announcing hopscotch? We're multitalented. That's right. Make them go away! They're creepy. Look, just make with the hops, kid. We're streaming this to ViewTube. Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Call a Hopscotch Game". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Lisa Go Get a Teacher". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Girls Try to Play Hopscotch" (x2). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 60 minutes. I'm afraid you gentlemen are going to need leave the playground. With all due respect, ma'am, we're professionals, and we never leave a game uncalled once we start. That's right! Besides, who's gonna make us leave? You? No. He is. I'll gie ye a skelpit lug with me rake, ye gommy nyaffs! Ahhh, crazy Scottish man! Run for it! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark This is going to be pretty exciting, Dave! With a wall full of new comic books to choose from, new comic book day has never been more unpredictable. You said it, Steve! Publishing delays from the holidays mean we're getting TWICE the number of House of Axe-related titles this week! What...what is happening? Eh, these jokers wanted to announce so I made them purchase five comics — each! Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Announce New Comic Book Day". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, Bookaccino's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Nerds Ignore Them and Buy Comics" (x3). The jobs take place at the Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, Bookaccino's, or Visitable Businesses and take 8 hours. We're seeing a lot of action around this new issue of The Collider! Who can resist this new edgy anti-hero take on the villain? Though even a group as relentlessly gullible as comic book fans aren't going to fall for the dreck in the latest Infinite Fatal Crisis Metal series! That does it! No one gets to make fun of comic books or comic book fans in my store! But you do it all the time. "Besides me" was clearly implied at the end of that statement. Come on, now. A bit of gentle ribbing is all part of the job. I think we should go, Dave. It looks like he's putting on a karate suit or something. It's pronounced kara-te! And it's a gi, not a suit! And...it's your lucky day because it appears to not fit anymore! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Robot Rumble Announcers' exclamation mark You were right. I never should have signed the contract for that pool! Without fighting robots, it's back to the Garden Center for me. No one can afford a pool on what the Garden Center pays! I know a guy who can help you fake your death, if that helps. Hey! Are you them 'nouncer fellers? Ah, man. Why, are you going to chase us off? We're not even announcing anything! Chase ya off? I need you fellers to announce my latest bizness vencher! You do? Really? We're in! Okay, but if anyone starts playing a banjo I'm running for it. Task: "Make Cletus Live Stream Raccoon Rumble". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Rumble Announcers Announce Raccoon Rumble". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 12 hours. *sigh* I can't believe we're announcing fighting raccoons. Look, you want to be able to use the pool or not? Shut up and announce! Hold the phone! Bandit just hit Garbage Gladiator with a vicious after-the-bell take-down! And now his claws are out and he's going in for the kill! And here comes the blood! Look at that stuff flow! We're back, baby! Boo yah! I feel bad about myself. Boo yah! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the American moving company Two Men and a Truck.