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Seven Nerd Army

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Rise of the Robots Required characters: Frink Jr., Bullies, Nerd Kids Optional characters: Janey Internal name(s): SevenNerdArmy ID(s): 243062 - 243065

Seven Nerd Army is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update. It requires Frink Jr. to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark Hey hey hayvin, guys! Now that I'm finally in Springfield again, I was hoping I could join you fellows for lunch. Why, of course, good sir! We're always happy to welcome a like-minded traveler into our midst. Ja! Pull up ein sitz! Hey, your dad is that professor guy who is always helping save Springfield after Lisa's dad almost destroys it again! Hey! Well, I wouldn't say— Can you show us a cool science thing? Oh look, a new nerd to contribute to our lunch fund! Come on, we better get out of here. No need, newfound friends! I believe I can accommodate both the young lady and the bothersome brutes. Task: "Make Frink Jr. Demonstrate Technical Prowess". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Bullies Be Impressed" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. If Janey is owned: Task: "Make Janey Almost Swoon". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Other Nerds Become Jealous" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 2 hours. That was really cool! Yeah! Normally we'd just want to beat you up even more now, but deploying militarized robots in school is something we can respect. Thank you, thank you! Perhaps we can all enjoy a midday soiree of sustenance and camaraderie. Now where were — hey, where did my friends go? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark Oh, there you are, chums! You obviously forgot I had joined you for lunch earlier. Why, I almost— Actually, we have a rule about accepting new members into our rather elite company. An initiation is required! An initiation? Glayvin! Waitaminute, since when do you guys do initiations? Since...since ALWAYS! Yes, do not question it! Gosh, it's hard to argue with that. What must I do to prove my worth to this esteemed body? I'm afraid you'll have to take off your pants and parade around the schoolyard. Well, a rule's a rule. I can't believe he's going to do it! This is going to be so embarrassing I almost feel guilty... ...except every second that someone is laughing at him, they're not laughing at me. Wait, is that an arc reactor in your pants? No, it's a banana. For my lunch. Oh, THAT. Yes, that's an arc reactor built into my pants. Task: "Make Frink Jr. Rocket Around". The job takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Bullies Be Even More Impressed" (x2). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. If Janey is owned: Task: "Make Janey Follow Frink Jr. Around". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Other Nerds Become Even More Jealous" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 4 hours. You are so cool! You have superhero underwear! Thank you. They have anti-wedgie defenses built-in. Normally I'd laugh at you, but that's really impressive! Well, this is a vexing and unexpected development. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark So friends, can we hang out now? Almost. There is one last test you must pass. I like tests! What do I have to do? You must stand fast and bear the slings and arrows of outrageous flora! Ah, the classic "throw tomatoes at him" scenario. Well, good sirs, pelt away! Not tomatoes — lemons and limes! Yeah, the juice stings more! Task: "Make Frink Jr. Get Pelted With Fruit". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Other Nerds Pelt Frink Jr. With Fruit" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 3 hours. Task: "Make Bullies Rescue Frink Jr." (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield Park Entrance, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and take 3 hours. The citrus juice! It burns my eyes! Shoulda worn goggles. Aw, everybody knows the goggles do nothing. Hey! What are you nerds doing to our little buddy?! They're monsters! Get them! RUN! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Frink Jr.'s exclamation mark Can't...run...any farther... My...asthma... This...is...the end... Guys, we ran half a block. If the traffic light hadn't changed, they would've already caught us. You know, it occurs to me that in our petty envy we have become the very thing we despise. Yeah, you're right. And we didn't even get anything cool out of it. There they are! Goodbye, cruel childhood. Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. Task: "Make Nerds Prepare for the End" (x3). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 2 hours. Task: "Make Bullies Prepare to Beat Down Nerds" (x3). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 2 hours. Task: "Make Frink Jr. Forgive Nerds". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 2 hours. Wait! Stop! Don't hurt my friends! Your friends? These guys have been jerks to you! But you do that and worse to them every day. Hey, that's true...wait, what are we doing? Nerds are for pounding...all nerds! Uh oh. Perhaps now would be a good time for us all to withdraw posthaste! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the song "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes.