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{{TB|That Jesus is our savior?}}
 
{{TB|That Jesus is our savior?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Even better news: I’m a Christian now!}}
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{{TB|Even better news: I'm a Christian now!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Azzlan Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Azzlan Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.}}
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{{TB|Wonderful! Since I'm the world's most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?}}
 
{{TB|I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?}}
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{{TB|I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.}}
 
{{TB|I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.}}
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{{TB|Sounds hilarious. We'll call you if we need you.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Have Communion|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Azzlan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Have Communion|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Azzlan]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?}}
 
{{TB|Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|{{*}}praying with rosary beads{{*}} I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}praying with rosary beads{{*}} I know it's hard to deal with a clown that's been saved.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|But I can’t help loving Jesus!}}
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{{TB|But I can't help loving Jesus!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.}}
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{{TB|Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren't funny.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Sophie Krustofsky]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]|char=[[Sophie Krustofsky]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.}}
 
{{TB|Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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{{TB|Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.}}
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{{TB|Now, have you heard about "tithing"? That's a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?}}
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{{TB|Ten percent! That's what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|I'm afraid not.}}
 
{{TB|I'm afraid not.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.}}
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{{TB|Well, don't feel bad. Neither can my agent.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.}}
 
{{TB|Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty the Christian Icon}}
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{{TB|That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.}}
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{{TB|That's a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.}}
 
{{TB|Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. [[Vishnu]] always rubs it in my face.}}
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{{TB|Tell me he didn't become a Hindu. [[Vishnu]] always rubs it in my face.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.}}
 
{{TB|Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.}}

Revision as of 10:59, February 16, 2025


The Krusty Evangelist Hour
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Abe's in Toyland
Required characters: Krusty the Christian, Sophie Krustofsky, Rev. Lovejoy
Optional characters: Azzlan


The Krusty Evangelist Hour is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update. It requires Krusty the Christian to be obtained. Pt. 2 requires Sophie Krustofsky to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty the Christian - Happy Have you heard the news?
Azzlan That Jesus is our savior?
Krusty the Christian - Happy Even better news: I'm a Christian now!
Azzlan - Happy Wonderful! Since I'm the world's most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.
Krusty the Christian - Annoyed I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?
Azzlan - Annoyed I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.
Krusty the Christian - Happy Sounds hilarious. We'll call you if we need you.
Task: "Make Christian Krusty Have Communion". The job takes 4 hours.
If Azzlan is owned: Task: "Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Sophie Krustofsky's exclamation mark
Sophie Krustofsky - Annoyed Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad?
Sophie Krustofsky - Annoyed Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?
Krusty the Christian - Sad *praying with rosary beads* I know it's hard to deal with a clown that's been saved.
Krusty the Christian - Surprised But I can't help loving Jesus!
Krusty the Christian - Happy Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren't funny.
Task: "Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
If Sophie Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Rev. Lovejoy - Happy Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.
Rev. Lovejoy Now, have you heard about "tithing"? That's a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.
Krusty the Christian - Surprised Ten percent! That's what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad I'm afraid not.
Krusty the Christian - Sad Well, don't feel bad. Neither can my agent.
Task: "Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty the Christian - Sad I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie.
Sophie Krustofsky Too many rules for you, Dad?
Krusty the Christian - Happy Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.
Krusty the Christian That's a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.
Task: "Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Jesus Christ - Sad Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.
God - Annoyed Tell me he didn't become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face.
Jesus Christ - Annoyed Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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