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A Jazzy Xmas Special is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between January 1, 2020 and January 8, 2020 Great! So that's how you saved Christmas. What are you talking about? That story was about the FBI and Communists. Close enough. Off we go to the afterlife. Come on, come on! I'm not going through pearly gate one until I tell you how I saved Christmas. Okay, fine! I'm an emotionless specter, but, boy, I am so going to enjoy killing you. It all started right after my wife Mona ran away. I was bussing tables at Spiro's Jazz Den when I met a lovely lady named Rita Lafleur. She had legs that went all the way to the place next door... Gunther's Polka Hole. Task: "Collect Cologne" (x50). Task: "Make Grampa Get Nostalgic About Rita". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Right away, I fell for Rita hard. *playing piano* My heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place. Hey, you're quite the singer... and looker. I love a man with jowls. Let's paint the town red, daddy-o! I'd love to. But that reminds me. I *am* a daddy. Ohhhh. Just let me go home, stuff a burger into Homer, and get dressed up for a night on the town. Homer can put himself to bed. I love how you take a small amount of responsibility for your son. Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Clean Himself Up for a Date". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Vandersniff and Whiffly

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 It didn't take long for me to get serious about Rita. Rita, I'm thinking maybe we should get married. Um, we haven't even had our first date yet. That's why I'm asking you now, before you find out what I'm like on a date. Abe, I'm just out to have some fun. Let's not ruin tonight with talk of marriage. Right. I'll ruin it with talk about what I did in the war. Did I ever tell you about how I saved Christmas? Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Tell Rita Stories". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. You just retold me all your previous stories as part of telling this story! That's a trick I learned in the war! You see-- Just get back to telling me about Rita! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Fallen Diva Apartments

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 I figured I had to win Rita over with a big romantic gesture on Christmas Eve... Look, Homer. I bought an engagement ring for Rita. She's gonna be your new mom. Goo goo. Pretty, ain't it? You wanna hold it? *gulp* Holy smokes, ya idjit, you swallowed it! I've gotta buy a new ring before all the stores close for Christmas Eve! Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Rush to Buy a New Ring". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Get that sleigh out of the road, ya fat slowpoke! I gotta get an engagement ring for my gal. Watch where you're going! I have presents for the children. My sleigh! You smashed it up with your car! This could ruin Christmas! Hey, you're finally getting to the story! I was scared you never would. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 This is the last straw. My sleigh is wrecked, I'm exhausted, and kids are so demanding... All they want is toys, toys, toys. Whatever happened to the days when they were thrilled to get an orange in their stocking? I'll make you a deal, Santa. You get me a nice diamond ring, and me and Rita will deliver your presents. Deal! And I'll throw in an old worn-out magic reindeer. They make fine eating! Task: "Collect Cologne" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Deliver Presents With the Family". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. And that's how I saved Christmas... So you actually delivered all the toys? Nah, didn't even come close. Dumped most of them in the lake, in fact. How is that saving Christmas? Well, without Santa's elf-made crap, parents had to buy genuine high-quality made-in-America toys. I saved the economy and kids got better presents. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Rita LaFleur

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Give Up Never-Used Cologne Gifts Homer, Lisa, Bart, Milhouse, Ned, Grampa, Marge, Moe 4h Simpson House 5, 45 Collect Donations and Buy Fancy Cologne Aaron Burr 8, 70