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Abe the Toy Soldier is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between December 25, 2019 and January 8, 2020 Look, you need to hurry up these stories. You're supposed to be chewing coffin dirt by dawn. Don't get your ghoul underpants in a ghost knot, I'm getting there. World War Two was over. I had an honorable discharge from the Army, and a dishonorable discharge from a skin condition I picked up in Paris. The economy was booming, and every veteran was dating a nurse he'd kissed on V-J day. And yet America was threatened by internal Communist subversives from the USSR. We were headed towards a Christmas nightmare! I know all about Christmas nightmares. Task: "Collect Toy Soldiers" (x50). Task: "Make Grampa Tell Another Wild Tale". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 So there I was in 1950, looking for a job where I could use the skills I learned in the Army. But there wasn't much demand for potato peelers, despite my vast experience. Then I got lucky! Hey there, soldier, I work for Whiz Bang toys. We're going to make some Army Man toy soldiers, and I'd like to use you as the model. We'll pay you a penny for every thousand soldiers we sell. Lemme just do the math... aw, too hard. I assume I'll be rich! Task: "Collect Toy Soldiers" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Model for Whiz-Bang Toys". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Whiz-Bang Toy Company

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Abe, you're going to be a fantastic model for our Army Man toys. Now, take this rifle and imagine you're pointing it at the enemy. My platoon lieutenant. Got it. I mean, someone you actually killed. My platoon lieutenant. Got it. Task: "Collect Toy Soldiers" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Pose for Reference Shots". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Abe's Rainbow Statue

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 You did a fantastic job posing for those toy soldiers, Abe. You've made Whiz Bang Toys very happy. And you've done a great service to your country. For the first time ever! But how? I work for J. Edgar Hoover at the FBI. We're going to use those toy soldiers to root out Communist infiltrators. Each one of them has a tiny radio transmitter inside. We'll be able to hear everything that's going on inside every home in America. As a patriotic American, can I count on you to keep quiet about this? Sir, it's 1950. Which means I still trust the government. Task: "Collect Toy Soldiers" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Keep His Secret". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Well, I said I wouldn't blab about the toys being designed to spy on ordinary Americans. But it turned out my girlfriend at the time was spying on me for the CIA. Lots of spying in those days. Anyway, she told her boss, who didn't like the FBI stickin' their noses into his business. They confiscated and melted all the original Army Man soldiers. Whiz Bang had to make a new batch. Which is why, instead of me, they look like Kirk Douglas. Task: "Collect Toy Soldiers" (x100). Task: "Make Grampa Save America From Intrusive Surveillance". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Philip Hefflin

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Donate Old Toys Homer, Lisa, Bart, Milhouse, Ned, Grampa, Marge, Moe 4h Simpson House 5, 45 Carve Out Toy Soldiers Krusty the Christian 8, 70