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{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This “high-traffic” area is the perfect place for our “herbal spinach” cart.}}
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{{TB|This "high-traffic" area is the perfect place for our "herbal spinach" cart.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|So how come no one is stopping to buy?}}
 
{{TB|So how come no one is stopping to buy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It’s why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.}}
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{{TB|The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It's why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!}}
 
{{TB|Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we’ll need to wear sunglasses, too.}}
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{{TB|Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we'll need to wear sunglasses, too.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon}}
 
{{TB|Did someone say sunglasses?}}
 
{{TB|Did someone say sunglasses?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Lucky for you, I've got a ton of used pairs for great prices!}}
 
{{TB|Lucky for you, I've got a ton of used pairs for great prices!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Ned’s Parents Try to Rope In Customers|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Ned's Parents Try to Rope In Customers|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Er-ah, “herbal spinach”? Is that some sort of salad?}}
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{{TB|Er-ah, "herbal spinach"? Is that some sort of salad?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon}}
 
{{TB|Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.}}
 
{{TB|Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|That’s very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.}}
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{{TB|That's very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.}}
 
{{TB|Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.}}
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{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Baked, man. Definitely baked.}}
 
{{TB|Baked, man. Definitely baked.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Purchase “Herbal Spinach”|4 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Purchase "Herbal Spinach"|4 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you’d be selling your special “herbal spinach”, I assumed you’d be more discreet about it.}}
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{{TB|A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you'd be selling your special "herbal spinach", I assumed you'd be more discreet about it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?}}
 
{{TB|Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|If she’s growing “herbal spinach”, Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.}}
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{{TB|If she's growing "herbal spinach", Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?}}
 
{{TB|Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure I wasn’t adopted?}}
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{{TB|Are you sure I wasn't adopted?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ned’s Parents Dig in Their Heels|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ned's Parents Dig in Their Heels|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if I can’t talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don’t do it in front of Rod and Todd.}}
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{{TB|Well, if I can't talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don't do it in front of Rod and Todd.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Cheering}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Cheering}}
 
{{TB|Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!}}
 
{{TB|Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
{{TB|We’re helping! Yaaay!}}
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{{TB|We're helping! Yaaay!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|It's the fuzz! Scatter!}}
 
{{TB|It's the fuzz! Scatter!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Whoah, whoah. You can’t sell that stuff in Springfield!}}
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{{TB|Whoah, whoah. You can't sell that stuff in Springfield!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Why not? It’s perfectly legal in this state, you know.}}
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{{TB|Why not? It's perfectly legal in this state, you know.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|It is? What state is this again?}}
 
{{TB|It is? What state is this again?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|One where people have been using “herbal spinach” medicinally for years, man.}}
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{{TB|One where people have been using "herbal spinach" medicinally for years, man.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law… I guess I should probably find out what the law is.}}
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{{TB|All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law... I guess I should probably find out what the law is.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book|4 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law|60 minutes|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book|4 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law|60 minutes|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there’s nothing in my book that says it’s illegal.}}
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{{TB|Well, there's nothing in my book that says it's illegal.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|See? We told you.}}
 
{{TB|See? We told you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Of course, there’s nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either…}}
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{{TB|Of course, there's nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You know what? I’m gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.}}
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{{TB|You know what? I'm gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Unjustly run in by the fuzz… I feel like a kid again!}}
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{{TB|Unjustly run in by the fuzz... I feel like a kid again!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I’m here to bail out my wayward parents.}}
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{{TB|Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I'm here to bail out my wayward parents.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Don't forget your handsome cousin!}}
 
{{TB|Don't forget your handsome cousin!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let ‘em rot in jail.}}
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{{TB|Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let 'em rot in jail.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|High}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|High}}
{{TB|And as MAYOR, I say selling “herbal spinach” is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!}}
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{{TB|And as MAYOR, I say selling "herbal spinach" is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|High}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|High}}
{{TB|I also say, er-ah, it’s like time is breathing… and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!}}
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{{TB|I also say, er-ah, it's like time is breathing... and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|I see you tried our product!}}
 
{{TB|I see you tried our product!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quimby Pardon Ned’s Parents|60 minutes|the [[Police Station]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quimby Pardon Ned's Parents|60 minutes|the [[Police Station]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now that we’re back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal “herbal spinach”.}}
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{{TB|Now that we're back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal "herbal spinach".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.}}
 
{{TB|Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn’t hurt…}}
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{{TB|Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn't hurt...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Sly}}
 
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|I’m glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you’re drinking.}}
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{{TB|I'm glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you're drinking.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I’m not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!}}
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{{TB|Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I'm not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
{{Tapped Out Quests/Flanders Family Reunion}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quests/Flanders Family Reunion}}

Revision as of 15:50, February 3, 2025


Herbs in a Hurry
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Flanders Family Reunion
Requirement(s): Herbal Spinach Cart
Required characters: Ted Flanders, Quimby, Ned, Wiggum
Optional characters: Capri Flanders, Nedward Flanders Sr.


Herbs in a Hurry is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Flanders Family Reunion content update. It requires the Herbal Spinach Cart to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy This "high-traffic" area is the perfect place for our "herbal spinach" cart.
Capri Flanders - Sad So how come no one is stopping to buy?
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It's why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.
Capri Flanders - Happy Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we'll need to wear sunglasses, too.
Ted Flanders Did someone say sunglasses?
Ted Flanders - Happy Lucky for you, I've got a ton of used pairs for great prices!
If Capri Flanders is owned: Task: "Make Ned's Parents Try to Rope In Customers". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
Quimby - Confused Er-ah, "herbal spinach"? Is that some sort of salad?
Nedward Flanders Sr. Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.
Quimby That's very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.
Capri Flanders - Happy Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.
Quimby Or eh, at least new lunches. How would you recommend I prepare your spinach?
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy Baked, man. Definitely baked.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Purchase "Herbal Spinach"". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
Ned - Worried A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you'd be selling your special "herbal spinach", I assumed you'd be more discreet about it.
Capri Flanders - Happy Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?
Ned - Suspicious If she's growing "herbal spinach", Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?
Ned ...
Ned Are you sure I wasn't adopted?
Task: "Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
If Capri Flanders is owned: Task: "Make Ned's Parents Dig in Their Heels". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 8 hours.
Ned Well, if I can't talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don't do it in front of Rod and Todd.
Rod - Cheering Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!
Todd - Cheerful We're helping! Yaaay!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
Ted Flanders - Surprised It's the fuzz! Scatter!
Wiggum - Angry Whoah, whoah. You can't sell that stuff in Springfield!
Capri Flanders - Happy Why not? It's perfectly legal in this state, you know.
Wiggum - Confused It is? What state is this again?
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy One where people have been using "herbal spinach" medicinally for years, man.
Wiggum All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law... I guess I should probably find out what the law is.
Task: "Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law". The job takes place at the Herbal Spinach Cart and takes 60 minutes.
Wiggum Well, there's nothing in my book that says it's illegal.
Capri Flanders - Happy See? We told you.
Wiggum - Serious Of course, there's nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either...
Wiggum You know what? I'm gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy Unjustly run in by the fuzz... I feel like a kid again!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark
Ned - Happy Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I'm here to bail out my wayward parents.
Ted Flanders - Happy Don't forget your handsome cousin!
Wiggum - Serious Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let 'em rot in jail.
Quimby - High And as MAYOR, I say selling "herbal spinach" is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!
Quimby - High I also say, er-ah, it's like time is breathing... and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!
Capri Flanders - Happy I see you tried our product!
Task: "Make Quimby Pardon Ned's Parents". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
Nedward Flanders Sr. - Happy Now that we're back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal "herbal spinach".
Capri Flanders - Happy Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.
Ned - Worried Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn't hurt...
Capri Flanders - Sly I'm glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you're drinking.
Ned - Shocked Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I'm not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20