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Flanders-O-Rama is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Flanders Family Reunion content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update Hey there, parent-eenos! Hi diddily-hi there, man! What’s the happs, my little Ned-head? Stupid Flanders are multiplying… That’s because the Flanders clan is gathering here for a family reunion. Well call me a minus sign because I’m nonplussed… Are you saying you invited folks to my home without telling me? No, man, I always let people know before I plan a shindig at their… hold on, what was I saying? Be patient with your pops, Ned. He started early on the “herbal spinach” today. I guess I better get my house ready for the festivities. How many kin are we welcomin’ in? Oh, it shouldn’t be any more than… hold on, what was I saying? Task: "Make Ned Prepare His House for the Reunion". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 6 seconds. What time does the reunion start? I want to be first in line for cocktail wieners. Also last in line. I’m sorry, Homer, but this is strictly a Flanders affair. Stupid Flanders, not letting me into a family reunion just because I’m not family. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Flanders Family Reunion Banner

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Cousin Ted, I haven’t seen you in a while. That’s strange, my girls and I live just two houses away from you. Everyone seems to forget that. I’d love to catch up before everyone else arrives. What say we attend a church service together? As long as it’s at my Springfield Episcopalian Church. I feel consternation toward that denomination! We’ll go to my First Church of Springfield. Those blasphemers? I’d just as soon hob-nob with… Unitarians! *gasp* I’ll thank you to watch that language in front of my boys! Task: "Make Ned Argue With Ted Over Which Religion is the Correct One". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Herbal Spinach" (x400). It seems we’re never going to agree on which slightly different version of Christianity is the one to follow unquestioningly for all eternity. Let’s just get some breakfast. I know a good pancake place. I’d prefer the Waffle House. Waffles? We might as well have Satan pour the syrup! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Canadian Flanders

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Who’s been leaving bear traps all over my property? That would be me, eh? Up North we live by the rule of ABT: “Always Be Trapping”. Well down here we try to live by the rule of basic safety, especially with all these relatives around. Great googly-moogly! What was that noise? One of my traps went off! Let’s see what we got dere, ya? Task: "Make Canadian Flanders Check His Bear Trap". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Herbal Spinach" (x300). See? I told ya my trap would catch a bear. That’s not a bear. I was looking for cocktail wieners. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Left-mazon

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 I trust you’re settling in, Lord Thistlewick? I’m afraid the bedchamber with which you’ve provided me is woefully inadequate. I’ll need one large enough to house me and my footman. I suppose you could use my bedroom if I slept on a cot in the basement… And the footman? When will he be provided? Task: "Make Ned Prepare His Bedroom for Lord Thistlewick". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Collect Herbal Spinach" (x200). Quest reward: 100 and 10 Crowd of Flanders Family Members

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Homer, my family has me more tense than a scout jamboree! I don’t get it. “Tense” and “tents” are homonyms. I suppose the joke doesn’t really work in print. Anyway, you’re the best person I know at making people want to get far away from you. Can you help me clean house? I suppose I can get your relatives out. But I’ll need some highly specialized supplies first… Task: "Make Ned Buy Ten Cases of Beer for Homer". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Herbal Spinach" (x300). I’ll also need a hedge trimmer, a garden hose, and one of those pasta-making machines. You already have those things! You “borrowed” them from me years ago! Oh… Then stand back and watch a master in action! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Humbleton

Pt. 6

After completing Pt. 5 Hey, all you stupid Flanders! Listen up! I’ve got things to say about politics! And religion? Don’t get me started! I think all these politicians are crooks! And whatever god you worship, I’m for the other guy! If anyone disagrees with me, you’re an idiot! *burp* Somebody hand me another beer! Task: "Make Homer Drunkenly Rant About Politics and Religion". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Collect Herbal Spinach" (x400). After starting the job I’ve never seen such an uncouth individual! This is what I get for cavorting with the lower gentry. This guy leaves me colder than a Manitoba toilet seat! As the ice cream said to the banana, let’s split! Sorry Neddy, but this pal of yours is seriously harshing our buzz. No amount of herbal spinach could make this cat bearable. Let’s make like Kerouac and get On the Road! I’m just as shocked as all of you! Please don’t leave! Well, if you really want us to stay… Looks like Pop’s already in the car, Mom! See you later! After finishing the tasks I just wish you hadn’t passed out naked in the middle of the yard. Naked? I’ll have you know I was wearing a lampshade on my head. I suppose now that things are back to normal, you’ll be leaving too? Are you kidding? This Flanders family reunion is just getting started. I’ll be sticking around for a looong time. *sigh* What’s that Bible story about the solution to a problem being worse than the problem itself? How the hell should I know? Now, where are those cocktail wieners? Quest reward: 200 and 20 Lord Thistlewick Flanders

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Eat Herbal Spinach Homer 4h Simpson House 12, 45 Confiscate Herbal Spinach Quimby Town Hall Throw Away Herbal Spinach Ned Flanders House Grow Herbal Spinach Cletus Cletus's Farm Sell Counterfeit Herbal Spinach Moe Moe's Tavern Get Herbal Spinach from Stash Otto School Bus 15, 70 Restock Herbal Spinach Capri Flanders, Nedward Flanders Sr. Herbal Spinach Cart or Brown House Astral Project Herbal Spinach Maude Flanders House Condemn Herbal Spinach Devil Flanders Five Alarm Chili or Flanders House Get Medicinal Herbal Spinach Hans Moleman Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House Steal Herbal Spinach Ted Flanders Herbal Spinach Cart 18, 70 Collect Performance Enhancing Herbal Spinach Coach Pommelhorst Shapes or Springfield Elementary