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"St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."

―Lives of the Saints Comics^[src]

Saint Sebastian was an early Christian saint and martyr.

History

Ned Flanders with the arrows recreated the martyr pose of St. Sebastian.^[1]

Mr. Stanky caught his daughter Samantha kissing Milhouse in Bart's treehouse so he toke her out of Springfield Elementary School and enrolled her at all-girls Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls run by very nice French Canadian nuns.^[2]

Ned Flanders dreamt of his own personal hell where Richard Dawkins as the Devil brewed a "Catholic Saint Soup" where he eat St. Sebastian then spit out the arrows at Ned.^[3]

Non-canon

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Homer's soul is in the waiting room where St. Sebastian was shot with arrows out-of-view.^[4]

Behind the Laughter

The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian by Italian Renaissance painter Il Sodoma c. 1525.

Gallery

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  Image for June in the Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar

Appearances

• Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" (Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls)
• Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" (Lives of the Saints Comics)
• Episode – "Black-Eyed, Please" (Ned Flanders' Personal Hell)
• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXX" (Heaven Swipes Right)
• Episode – "Better Off Ned"
• Merchandise – The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar (June)

References

External links

• St. Sebastian at Wikipedia