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{{TB|As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.}}
 
{{TB|As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.}}
 
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{{TB|Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Party’s secret corporate backers suck.}}
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{{TB|Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Party's secret corporate backers suck.}}
 
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{{TB|That came out wrong. I meant to say, “freedom freedom freedom freedom.”}}
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{{TB|That came out wrong. I meant to say, "freedom freedom freedom freedom."}}
 
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{{TB|I’m bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It’s horrible!}}
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{{TB|I'm bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It's horrible!}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah… that sounds rough.}}
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{{TB|Yeah... that sounds rough.}}
 
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{{TB|Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.}}
 
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{{TB|I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you…}}
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{{TB|I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you...}}
 
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{{TB|Welcome to Springfield, football!}}
 
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{{TB|A bet, eh? I wager my home, and you put up what?}}
 
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{{TB|My cowboy hat. It’s the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.}}
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{{TB|Agreed. Off to the dog track we go!}}
 
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{{TB|Why is it so hard to build a simple football stadium? Homer, I thought you said this town was ripe for the plundering.}}
 
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{{TB|Well, it’s a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of them is donuts of all things.}}
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{{TB|But we do boast one of the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.}}
 
{{TB|But we do boast one of the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.}}
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{{TB|I can’t convince any football teams to come to Springfield! How come no one told me you people have the lowest income in the civilized world?}}
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{{TB|Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves…}}
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{{TB|And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It’s not a good policy.}}
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{{TB|Every time I come close to sealing the deal, the team moves to Los Angeles. How many teams does that football-crazy town need?}}
 
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{{TB|I’m awful sorry you didn’t get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.}}
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{{TB|You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!}}
 
{{TB|You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!}}

Latest revision as of 18:05, May 11, 2025


The Texan With No Shame
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: The Rich Texan, Cletus, Mr. Burns
Internal name(s): TheTexanWithNoShame
ID(s): 2160 - 2166


The Texan With No Shame is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced with the Level 28 content update. It requires The Rich Texan to be unlocked.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
The Rich Texan Yee Haw!
Cletus Always nice to see a fellow libertarian around here.
Lisa As one of our leading benefactors of government handouts, you might want to rethink your pro-Tea Party position.
The Rich Texan Nonsense, little lady! Jobless, clueless rubes like Cletus here are the lifeblood upon which the Tea Party's secret corporate backers suck.
The Rich Texan That came out wrong. I meant to say, "freedom freedom freedom freedom."
Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm".
Task: "Make Cletus Go to a Tea Party Rally". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make The Rich Texan Go to a Tea Party Rally". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
The Rich Texan I'm bored. You know the problem with having everything? You end up needing nothing. It's horrible!
Homer Yeah... that sounds rough.
Homer Hey, I know. You could buy a football team! Like your fellow rich Texan, Jerry Jones. Only YOUR team could win once in a while.
The Rich Texan I love it! But football stadiums are expensive. Unless you can find a city gullible enough to buy one for you...
Homer Welcome to Springfield, football!
Task: "Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
The Rich Texan I want our football stadium to have it all. The biggest scoreboard! The largest cheerleaders! The heaviest footballs!
The Rich Texan And in every corporate suite, the most violent mechanical bull money can buy!
Task: "Make The Rich Texan Ride the Mechanical Bull". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

Requires Level 16.
After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
The Rich Texan Monty, your estate is sitting right where I want to build my new football stadium. How much you want for it?
Mr. Burns Listen up, New Money -- not everything is for sale. This is the home where my forefathers lived and murdered each other for a bigger share of the family fortune. It has sentimental value.
The Rich Texan Then how about a bet? A friendly wager between bitter enemies.
Mr. Burns A bet, eh? I wager my home, and you put up what?
The Rich Texan My cowboy hat. It's the one Daniel Boone was born, lived, and died in. Very special.
Mr. Burns Agreed. Off to the dog track we go!
Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers".
Task: "Make the Rich Texan Visit the Track". The job takes place at Springfield Downs and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Visit the Track". The job takes place at Springfield Downs and takes 3 hours.
Mr. Burns I win! Though the outcome was never in doubt. That dog and I went to Wharton together.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

Requires Level 20.
After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
The Rich Texan Why is it so hard to build a simple football stadium? Homer, I thought you said this town was ripe for the plundering.
Homer Well, it's a tough economy. There are two kinds of currency, and one of them is donuts of all things.
Homer But we do boast one of the corruptest mayors this side of Uzbekistan. You should go bribe him.
Task: "Make The Rich Texan Lobby Agenda with Mayor Quimby". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 2 days.
The Rich Texan Mayor Quimby, you are easily bought. I admire that in a man.
Quimby You'll have your football stadium, even if I have to accept a thousand bribes to make it so!
The Rich Texan Now all I gotta do is convince an NFL team to move here.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on The Rich Texan's exclamation mark
The Rich Texan I can't convince any football teams to come to Springfield! How come no one told me you people have the lowest income in the civilized world?
Lisa Don't forget our high crime rate, abysmal environmental track record, lousy schools, the near-constant rioting, rogue tidal waves...
Wiggum And we arm our homeless and then proceed to taunt them. It's not a good policy.
The Rich Texan Every time I come close to sealing the deal, the team moves to Los Angeles. How many teams does that football-crazy town need?
Homer I'm awful sorry you didn't get to realize your dream of screwing us all over. But at least you're still rich.
The Rich Texan You're right! Nothing makes you happy like money!
Task: "Make The Rich Texan Celebrate Cowboy Style". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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