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| − | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} '' | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[phone rings]'' Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and then BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS! |
| − | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, Anita Manbone? |
| − | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Ivan Talickya? |
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! '' | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! ''[Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval]'' |
{{qf|Moe}} Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well. | {{qf|Moe}} Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Oh, who? | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, who? | ||
| − | {{qf|Moe}} (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! '' | + | {{qf|Moe}} (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! ''[Moe smashes three beer glasses with a baseball bat and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and [[Barney]] run out the door]'' |
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{{qf|Homer}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado. | {{qf|Homer}} If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado. | ||
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- Moe: [phone rings] Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. What? You have the nerve to call me? Why don't you delete my number from your phone, then put the phone in a sock, and then BEAT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD TILL YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE MOTOR LODGE BUFFET EGGS!
- Carl: (chuckles) Yeah, another prank call, huh? Who was it this time, uh, Anita Manbone?
- Lenny: Ivan Talickya?
- Homer: Ooh, ooh, I got one! John... Rootbeer! [Lenny and Carl shake their heads in disapproval]
- Moe: Eh, it wasn't no prankster. It was someone I know all too well.
- Homer: Oh, who?
- Moe: (yelling) Shut your stinkin' face-hole! That's who it was, OK?! Bar's closed! Everybody get out. GET OUT!!! [Moe smashes three beer glasses with a baseball bat and strikes the counter with a fire axe as Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney run out the door]
- Homer: If the beer's in a frosted mug, you're not alcoholic, you're an aficionado.
- Marge: Homer, what's your favorite movie?
- Homer: Fast and Furious 6.
- Marge: And what's the theme of that movie?
- Homer: Cars.
- Marge: What was the OTHER theme?
- Homer: [gasps] Family.
- Moe: Made in the finest Filipino sweatshops by the cutest kids you ever saw!
