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{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, [[Rover|a dog]] ate my clothes!
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{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Nice try. But we're still going to ''{{W|Riverdance}}''.
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{{qf|Bart}} [[D'oh]]!
 
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{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} I'm [[Annie Oakley]]!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this [[Tarzan]] movie.
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} I'm [[Kevin Costner]] in one of his western roles!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]]}} I'm a gulch!
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, right.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I will.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Great. Finally, I'll be the dominant one.
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{{qf|Ralph}} Be quiet.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[defeated]'' Yes, sir.
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{{qf|Marge}} Hurry up, Bart, or you'll be late to be killed by the dog.
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{{qf|Bart}} What?
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{{qf|Marge}} I said you'll be late for school.
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{{qf|Bart}} You were in movies?
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{{qf|[[Buck McCoy]]}} Hold onto your hat, son. You're talkin' to Buck McCoy.
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{{qf|Bart}} Who?
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, that's right. Buck McCoy. The most famous movie cowboy in the world.
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[unimpressed]'' No kiddin'.
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Well what do you kids do all day?
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, right now, I'm supposed to be in school.
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} School? Huh, why bother? I quit after fourth grade and I ain't not no un-dummy.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Buck McCoy? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I met one of my heroes today. She started the f--
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{{qf|Grampa}} Buck McCoy! I still carry this. "Junior Buckaroo 2nd Class. Little Grampa Simpson."
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{{qf|Bart}} What's this lunchbox made of?
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Well back in my day we had a thing called metal. Everything was made of it. Lunchboxes, cars, you name it.
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{{qf|Bart}} Met-tal.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Don't listen to 'em, Buck. It's an ambush. They're trying to jump your claim!
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[to the kids]'' Take him outside.
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{{qf|Grampa}} I love you, Buuuck!
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} ''[old advert]'' Remember kids, Drunken Cowboy Brand Whiskey is smooth as milk.
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{{qf|Marge}} I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children.
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Well, that ad was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.
 
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{{qf|Bart}} [[Buck McCoy]] helped me.
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Yeah, in the seventies, westerns were out and detective shows were in. It seems like all I did was shoot hippies. They wrote me out of the show and it became ''{{W|Room 222}}''.
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{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]]}} Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
 
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{{qf|Grandpa}} Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.
 
 
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{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
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{{qf|Bart}} Now, listen up. When I come back tomorrow you'd better have cowboy suits. And they'd better be adorable.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, right.
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman, here at Springfield Elementary where a new Western "craze" is sweeping the campus.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'm [[Annie Oakley]]!
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I'm [[Kevin Costner]] in one of his western roles!
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{{qf|Ralph}} I'm a gulch!
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Listen, missy. The last two city-slickers who used reverse psychology on me are pushing up daisies.
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{{qf|Bart}} They're dead?
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} No, they've just got lousy jobs.
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Buck, this is a real honor. I grew up watching your horse operas down at the Bijou.
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, things sure have changed since the '50s.
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{{qf|Krusty}} I don't care.
 
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat]'' Eat my short stories!
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{{qf|Homer}} My son lost his hero. This should be the greatest night of my life. How come I'm not happy?
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{{qf|Marge}} You care about Bart's feelings.
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{{qf|Homer}} Stop saying that.
 
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[Screaming in the phone]'' Get me Buck McCoy!
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Look, I worked long and hard, got rich, and now I'm retired. Why shouldn't I be able to drink all I want?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad! I'm on the line.
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, I don't know. I just naturally assumed it was some of my business.
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{{qf|Buck McCoy}} Well, I don't see how it is. Nobody's even told me your name yet.
 
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{{qf|[[Milhouse van Houten|Milhouse]]}} Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
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{{qf|Bank robber}} I'm firing at the lasso, but the bullets just go through the middle.
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{{qf|Ralph}} I will.
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{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} It's the ultimate weapon!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
 
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{{qf|Ralph}} Be quiet.
 
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Yes sir.
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:49, August 23, 2025


Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 280 "The Bart Wants What It Wants"
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"The Lastest Gun in the West"
"The Old Man and the Key" 282 →


Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
Marge: Nice try. But we're still going to Riverdance.
Bart: D'oh!
Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
Homer: Oh, right.
Milhouse Van Houten: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
Ralph Wiggum: I will.
Milhouse: Great. Finally, I'll be the dominant one.
Ralph: Be quiet.
Milhouse: [defeated] Yes, sir.
Marge: Hurry up, Bart, or you'll be late to be killed by the dog.
Bart: What?
Marge: I said you'll be late for school.
Bart: You were in movies?
Buck McCoy: Hold onto your hat, son. You're talkin' to Buck McCoy.
Bart: Who?
Buck McCoy: [chuckles] Yeah, that's right. Buck McCoy. The most famous movie cowboy in the world.
Bart: [unimpressed] No kiddin'.
Buck McCoy: Well what do you kids do all day?
Bart: Well, right now, I'm supposed to be in school.
Buck McCoy: School? Huh, why bother? I quit after fourth grade and I ain't not no un-dummy.
Grampa: Buck McCoy? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
Lisa: I met one of my heroes today. She started the f--
Grampa: Buck McCoy! I still carry this. "Junior Buckaroo 2nd Class. Little Grampa Simpson."
Bart: What's this lunchbox made of?
Buck McCoy: Well back in my day we had a thing called metal. Everything was made of it. Lunchboxes, cars, you name it.
Bart: Met-tal.
Grampa: Don't listen to 'em, Buck. It's an ambush. They're trying to jump your claim!
Marge: [to the kids] Take him outside.
Grampa: I love you, Buuuck!
Buck McCoy: [old advert] Remember kids, Drunken Cowboy Brand Whiskey is smooth as milk.
Marge: I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children.
Buck McCoy: Well, that ad was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.
Buck McCoy: Yeah, in the seventies, westerns were out and detective shows were in. It seems like all I did was shoot hippies. They wrote me out of the show and it became Room 222.
Bart: Now, listen up. When I come back tomorrow you'd better have cowboy suits. And they'd better be adorable.
Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, here at Springfield Elementary where a new Western "craze" is sweeping the campus.
Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!
Nelson Muntz: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!
Ralph: I'm a gulch!
Buck McCoy: Listen, missy. The last two city-slickers who used reverse psychology on me are pushing up daisies.
Bart: They're dead?
Buck McCoy: No, they've just got lousy jobs.
Krusty the Clown: Buck, this is a real honor. I grew up watching your horse operas down at the Bijou.
Buck McCoy: [chuckles] Yeah, things sure have changed since the '50s.
Krusty: I don't care.
Homer: My son lost his hero. This should be the greatest night of my life. How come I'm not happy?
Marge: You care about Bart's feelings.
Homer: Stop saying that.
Buck McCoy: Look, I worked long and hard, got rich, and now I'm retired. Why shouldn't I be able to drink all I want?
Marge: Well, I don't know. I just naturally assumed it was some of my business.
Buck McCoy: Well, I don't see how it is. Nobody's even told me your name yet.
Bank robber: I'm firing at the lasso, but the bullets just go through the middle.
Snake Jailbird: It's the ultimate weapon!
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
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