Little Girl in the Big Ten/Quotes

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	Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 288 "The Sweetest Apu"	289 "Little Girl in the Big Ten"	"The Frying Game" 290 →

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Lisa: Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?

Homer: Well, hookers and Spider-Man.

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Ralph: See you tomorrow, Lisa. We're learning what two plus three is.

[Lisa's college friends look at her suspiciously.]

Lisa: Drive, drive!

[The college friends and Lisa drive away.]

Ralph: Why do people run from me?

[He wets his pants.]

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Database: This is the life we chose!

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Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge