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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Did you know some historians think American football is based on an ancient Aztec game?
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:'''Bart:''' It's not American football, it's just football.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's not American football, it's just football.
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:'''Lisa:''' Bart, you're not annoyed that Milhouse asked me to go to the American football game instead of you?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, you're not annoyed that Milhouse asked me to go to the American football game instead of you?ḕ
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:'''Bart:''' Mom, Lisa's ruining football.
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{{qf|Bart}} Mom, Lisa's ruining football.
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:'''Lisa:''' American football.
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{{qf|Lisa}} American football.
 
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:'''Homer:''' Oh, you like movies? This reminds me of that scene in <i>Alien.</i>
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, you like movies? This reminds me of that scene in ''Alien.''
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:'''Gretchen:''' What?
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{{qf|{{ap|Gretchen|Labor Pains}}}} What?
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:'''Homer:''' The scene where she escapes with the cat at the end.
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{{qf|Homer}} The scene where she escapes with the cat at the end.
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:'''Gretchen:''' Aw, well, that's sweet.
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{{qf|Gretchen}} Aw, well, that's sweet.
 
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:'''Homer:''' College is expensive but it's worth it.
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{{qf|Homer}} College is expensive but it's worth it.
 
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:'''Millhouse:''' ''(looking at giant screen at the football stadium)'' These are great seats. You can hear the players swear from up here.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} ''[looking at the Jumbo-tron in the football stadium]'' These are great seats. You can hear the players swear from up here.
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:'''Football Player:''' ''(off screen in distance)'' I'll kick your ass, Milhouse.
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{{qf|Football Player}} ''[off screen in distance]'' I'll kick your ass, Milhouse!
 
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:'''Marge:''' You have a baby together?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} I dating a cheerleader.
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:'''Homer:''' Oh, it's cool. We did it in an elevator.
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{{qf|Lisa}} No, you're not!
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:'''Marge:''' I'm a Schwarzenegger wife.
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{{qf|Football player}} Burned again, Milhouse!
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:'''Homer:''' But you're also the housekeeper, so it's all good.
 
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:'''Marge:''' It's not good. None of it's good.
 
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:'''Homer:''' I haven't had a drink for a week.
 
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:'''Marge:''' That is pretty good.
 
 
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:'''Grandpa:''' If this is heaven, why don't my shoes match?
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{{qf|Homer}} Wow, so now there's two things named after me... a baby, and a law banning air horns after 3:00&nbsp;a.m.
 
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:'''Rich Texan:''' Okay, I give up. I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo-- surrender.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You have a baby together?
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's cool. We did it in an elevator.
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{{qf|Marge}} I'm a Schwarzenegger wife.
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{{qf|Homer}} But you're also the housekeeper, so it's all good.
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{{qf|Marge}} It's not good. None of its good.
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{{qf|Homer}} I haven't had a drink for a week.
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{{qf|Marge}} That is pretty good.
 
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:'''Kirk:''' While you're at it, how about a little boost for peanut vendors?
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} If this is heaven, why don't my shoes match?
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:'''Rich Texan:''' What do you think I'm taking their raise out of?
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{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Okay, I give up. I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo—surrender.
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{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} While you're at it, how about a little boost for peanut vendors?
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{{qf|The Rich Texan}} What do you think I'm taking their raise out of?
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{{Season 25|Q}}

Latest revision as of 10:08, August 25, 2022


Season 25 Episode Quotes
← 534 "YOLO"
535
"Labor Pains"
"The Kid Is All Right" 536 →


Lisa: Did you know some historians think American football is based on an ancient Aztec game?
Bart: It's not American football, it's just football.
Lisa: Bart, you're not annoyed that Milhouse asked me to go to the American football game instead of you?ḕ
Bart: Mom, Lisa's ruining football.
Lisa: American football.

Homer: Oh, you like movies? This reminds me of that scene in Alien.
Gretchen: What?
Homer: The scene where she escapes with the cat at the end.
Gretchen: Aw, well, that's sweet.

Homer: College is expensive but it's worth it.

Milhouse Van Houten: [looking at the Jumbo-tron in the football stadium] These are great seats. You can hear the players swear from up here.
Football Player: [off screen in distance] I'll kick your ass, Milhouse!

Milhouse: I dating a cheerleader.
Lisa: No, you're not!
Football player: Burned again, Milhouse!

Homer: Wow, so now there's two things named after me... a baby, and a law banning air horns after 3:00 a.m.

Marge: You have a baby together?
Homer: Oh, it's cool. We did it in an elevator.
Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife.
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper, so it's all good.
Marge: It's not good. None of its good.
Homer: I haven't had a drink for a week.
Marge: That is pretty good.

Grampa: If this is heaven, why don't my shoes match?

The Rich Texan: Okay, I give up. I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo—surrender.

Kirk Van Houten: While you're at it, how about a little boost for peanut vendors?
The Rich Texan: What do you think I'm taking their raise out of?
Season 25 Quotes
Homerland • Treehouse of Horror XXIV • Four Regrettings and a Funeral • YOLO • Labor Pains • The Kid Is All Right • Yellow Subterfuge • White Christmas Blues • Steal This Episode • Married to the Blob • Specs and the City • Diggs • The Man Who Grew Too Much • The Winter of His Content • The War of Art • You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee • Luca$ • Days of Future Future • What to Expect When Bart's Expecting • Brick Like Me • Pay Pal • The Yellow Badge of Cowardge