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''(Marge picks up her dole check)''
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:''[Marge picks up her dole check]''
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:'''Marge''': "200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook..."
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook...
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:'''George Bush, Sr.''': "Don't worry, it gets easier every week."
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{{qf|[[George Bush]]}} Don't worry, it gets easier every week.
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{{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach.
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, like we say: "The right house for the right person."
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{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. The right house is the house that's for sale. The right person is anyone.
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{{qf|Marge}} But... all I did was tell the truth.
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{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Of course you did! But there's ''the truth'', ''[Hutz glares at Marge and shakes his head]'' and ''the truth''! ''[Hutz smiles at Marge and nods]''
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{{qf|[[Maude]]}} Now slow down, Neddy. The home-buyers' course said always look inside the house before buying.
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:''[The front wall of the house falls over, revealing a room with nothing but Lenny sitting at a table with a can of soup.]''
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, there it is.
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Please don't tell anyone how I live.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:39, January 23, 2024


Season 9 Episode Quotes
← 186 "Lisa the Skeptic"
187
"Realty Bites"
"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" 188 →


[Marge picks up her dole check]
Marge: 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook...
George Bush: Don't worry, it gets easier every week.

Lionel Hutz: Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach.
Marge: Well, like we say: "The right house for the right person."
Lionel Hutz: Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. The right house is the house that's for sale. The right person is anyone.
Marge: But... all I did was tell the truth.
Lionel Hutz: Of course you did! But there's the truth, [Hutz glares at Marge and shakes his head] and the truth! [Hutz smiles at Marge and nods]

Maude: Now slow down, Neddy. The home-buyers' course said always look inside the house before buying.
[The front wall of the house falls over, revealing a room with nothing but Lenny sitting at a table with a can of soup.]
Marge: Well, there it is.
Lenny: Please don't tell anyone how I live.
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson • The Principal and the Pauper • Lisa's Sax • Treehouse of Horror VIII • The Cartridge Family • Bart Star • The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons • Lisa the Skeptic • Realty Bites • Miracle on Evergreen Terrace • All Singing, All Dancing • Bart Carny • The Joy of Sect • Das Bus • The Last Temptation of Krust • Dumbbell Indemnity • Lisa the Simpson • This Little Wiggy • Simpson Tide • The Trouble with Trillions • Girly Edition • Trash of the Titans • King of the Hill • Lost Our Lisa • Natural Born Kissers