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Diddly Squatter

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Dog Days Required characters: Lionel Budgie, Homer Optional characters: Wiggum, Kirk, Fat Tony, Bullies, Willie Internal name(s): DiddlySquatter ID(s): 257044 - 257048

Diddly Squatter is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update. It requires Lionel Budgie to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark So, uh, we're sorry for putting you in jail. Chalk it up to the police overreacting to dogs becoming our overlords. You mean the first time the dogs became your overlords. It was actually the third time but who's counting, right? I'm counting and you're on the fourth time now. Right. The fourth time is where cops learn the lesson. But you didn't learn the lesson. The dogs are your overlords again. Let me spell it out: we learn the lesson on the fourth time, and implement the lesson on the fifth time. There is no WAY the dogs are becoming our overlords again. Task: "Make Lionel Budgie Return to the Office". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M. and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Count the Dogpocalypses". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours. Excuse me. This is my veterinary practice. What are you doing here? It was empty, so I moved in. That's called squatting. Squatting...such an ugly word. I prefer leeching. Don't worry. I knew you'd be back, so I've continued seeing your patients in your absence. You what?! I know I don't have any training but your patients don't know that. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark Out! Now! You can't just kick me to the curb. I have rights. There are leech laws in this town! You're squatting on private property and you're impersonating a medical professional. Excuse me. I'm here for Mr. Squiggles' appointment. Ah, let me have a look at Mr. Squiggles. Get out! You've scared Mr. Squiggles and now he's gone back inside his shell. I thought he was a dog? He's a dog who thinks he's a turtle. Task: "Make Lionel Budgie See a Patient". The job takes 4 hours. If Kirk is owned: Task: "Make Kirk Assist With the Patient". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Lionel, you're out of sugar. Can't have coffee without sugar! Why are you still here? Because you've got back-to-back appointments all afternoon. And I'm gonna need coffee to get through my half of those. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark I'm told you're the man to see in town for muscle. Who wants to know? Duh. Me. The one standing in front of you. Hello. What is it you need, my smart-mouthed friend? Rival family encroaching on your turf? Nosey cops need disappearing? Loser father squatting in veterinary office and hiding behind legal loopholes. Ah, me and my boys specialize in that. Task: "Make Lionel Budgie Show Fat Tony to His Office". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M. and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Go Deal With the Squatter". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark Here we are. The squatter is inside. Alright, boys. You know what to do. Even if you don't know what to do, do something. You got it, Boss. We'll just wait for all these pets to finish escaping first. Huh-whaa? Task: "Make Lionel Budgie Wrangle Escaping Pets". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M. and takes 4 hours. Wait, there's birds in there! You didn't mention birds. I do NOT like birds. Why birds? It all started with that movie. Hitchcock's "The Birds"? No. "The Angry Birds Movie". That red one was so angry. Okay, well — your BOYS can go in and deal with the squatter. Leaving the boss behind would be a tacit admission that he is scared of birds, and we don't want to end up in the river. They know me so well. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark So you want US to go in and beat up Milhouse's dad. You don't have to beat him up. Just...remove him. It's all part of the package we offer. No a la carte pricing. In or out... I'm not heatin' the outdoors! Who the heck are you? I'm renting out the other seven exam rooms. Whoa! Not Groundskeeper Willie! He's like the one guy that scares us! We are outta here! Isn't anybody in this town man enough to remove squatters?! Did somebody order a hero?! I Grubhub'd an enchilada plate. Wait is that a weasel?! It's a ferret. Even worse! Everybody, run for your lives! Task: "Make Lionel Budgie Just Accept Having Roommates". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M. and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Run From Killer Ferrets". The job takes 4 hours. If any Bullies are owned: Task: "Make Bullies Run From Killer Groundskeepers". The job takes 4 hours. If Kirk is owned: Task: "Make Kirk Make Coffee for the Office". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Willie is owned: Task: "Make Groundskeeper Willie Tend the Gardens Out Front". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Who the heck would want a ferret? They're killers! I think they're cute. I don't think I know you anymore. Dad, where did you get that ferrets are scary? It's one of your major fears – snakes, spiders, heights, tight spaces and ferrets! Quest reward: 200 and 20