Difference between revisions of "The Long Way Homer"

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== Dialogue ==

== Dialogue ==

=== Pt. 1 ===

=== Pt. 1 ===

{{THT|After completing [[Men of Brew Words]]|colspan=2}}

{{THT|After completing [[Men of Brew Words]]|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}

{{TB|Luckily there's a million good bars in Springfield I can go to.}}

{{TB|Luckily there's a million good bars in Springfield I can go to.}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{TB|{{*}}groans{{*}} These all sound too European, too spring break, or too cold inside.}}

{{TB|{{*}}groans{{*}} These all sound too European, too spring break, or too cold inside.}}

{{TB|Bend your elbow back, take a drink, and tell us what's goin' on with you, man.}}

{{TB|Bend your elbow back, take a drink, and tell us what's goin' on with you, man.}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Tipsy}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Tipsy}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Bottle Caps|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go On and On About Moe|4 hours|[[Jazzy Goodtime's]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Knockers]], [[CBGB]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Everyone Get Sick of Homer|4 hours|[[Jazzy Goodtime's]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Knockers]], [[CBGB]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Bottle Caps|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go On and On About Moe|4 hours|[[Jazzy Goodtime's]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Knockers]], [[CBGB]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Everyone Get Sick of Homer|4 hours|[[Jazzy Goodtime's]], [[Beer -N- Brawl]], [[Knockers]], [[CBGB]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|3}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Belch}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Belch}}

{{TB|{{*}}burps{{*}}}}

{{TB|{{*}}burps{{*}}}}

{{TB|You should leave now, rebounderino!}}

{{TB|You should leave now, rebounderino!}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}

{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Annoyed}}

{{TB|I said, get out!}}

{{TB|I said, get out!}}

{{TB|Stupid Flanderses! Mean to me just because I suck to be around!}}

{{TB|Stupid Flanderses! Mean to me just because I suck to be around!}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}

{{TB|Hey Homer, come on in! "Five O'Clock Somewhere's" is the best spot in town!}}

{{TB|Hey Homer, come on in! "Five O'Clock Somewhere's" is the best spot in town!}}

{{TB|Unofficially. We mostly come here for the chicken tenders. They're fried to perfection.}}

{{TB|Unofficially. We mostly come here for the chicken tenders. They're fried to perfection.}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}

{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}

{{TB|Also, the beer list is huge.}}

{{TB|Also, the beer list is huge.}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}

{{TB|Ooh, so many choices. I'll take one Duff, please.}}

{{TB|Ooh, so many choices. I'll take one Duff, please.}}

{{TB|Anyway, Moe probably doesn't even care that I'm never going back to his stupid tavern again.}}

{{TB|Anyway, Moe probably doesn't even care that I'm never going back to his stupid tavern again.}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Bottle Caps|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Put on a Parka Before Slurping More Ramen|4 hours|[[Madame Chao's]], [[Chinese Restaurant]], [[Magic Palace]], [[Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll]], [[Bob's Big Buddha]], [[Nighthawk Diner]], [[Skip's Diner]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Bottle Caps|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Put on a Parka Before Slurping More Ramen|4 hours|[[Madame Chao's]], [[Chinese Restaurant]], [[Magic Palace]], [[Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll]], [[Bob's Big Buddha]], [[Nighthawk Diner]], [[Skip's Diner]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}

{{TB|I'm sorry. I was having trouble hearing you over the sound of these ramen noodles, which, by the way, are AMAZING!}}

{{TB|I'm sorry. I was having trouble hearing you over the sound of these ramen noodles, which, by the way, are AMAZING!}}

{{TB|I was saying that Moe's Tavern is where you belong. Friendship is too important to give up on!}}

{{TB|I was saying that Moe's Tavern is where you belong. Friendship is too important to give up on!}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Sad}}

{{TB|What bartender around here is going to order you an Uber from Barney's phone after you pass out?}}

{{TB|What bartender around here is going to order you an Uber from Barney's phone after you pass out?}}

{{TB|And what if he makes me pay my bar tab?!}}

{{TB|And what if he makes me pay my bar tab?!}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Sincere}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Sincere}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}

{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sly}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Confused}}

{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Confused}}

{{TB|Where are you going to get a disguise at this time of night?}}

{{TB|Where are you going to get a disguise at this time of night?}}

{{TB|I know a guy.}}

{{TB|I know a guy.}}

{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}

{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}

{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon|Annoyed}}

{{TB|You want me, Cappie-nominated director, Llewellyn Sinclair, to open up the community theater so you can borrow a costume?}}

{{TB|You want me, Cappie-nominated director, Llewellyn Sinclair, to open up the community theater so you can borrow a costume?}}

{{TB|I think you're in the wrong place, fella. The renaissance faire's that way.}}

{{TB|I think you're in the wrong place, fella. The renaissance faire's that way.}}

{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}

{{Tapped Out Robin Hood Homer Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Robin Hood Homer Icon|Happy}}

{{TB|They don't recognize me at all!}}

{{TB|They don't recognize me at all!}}

{{TB|It was a whole thing, words were said that maybe shouldn't have been said, so he's dead to us.}}

{{TB|It was a whole thing, words were said that maybe shouldn't have been said, so he's dead to us.}}

{{Tapped Out Robin Hood Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Robin Hood Homer Icon|Sad}}

{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Happy}}

{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Happy}}

{{TB|So is this primo barstool now available for me to sit on?}}

{{TB|So is this primo barstool now available for me to sit on?}}

{{TB|I'm so glad you two worked things out. Because those other bars were scary and weird. Especially "Chain Fight Charlie's". I really should have known from the title.}}

{{TB|I'm so glad you two worked things out. Because those other bars were scary and weird. Especially "Chain Fight Charlie's". I really should have known from the title.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Beer Bottle Fountain]]|colspan=2}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Beer Bottle Fountain]]|colspan=2}}

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