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Live, Love and Loathe

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Love and War Required characters: Marge Ziff, Homer Optional characters: Artie Ziff Internal name(s): LiveLoveAndLoathe ID(s): 241037 - 241041

Live, Love and Loathe is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love and War content update. It requires Marge Ziff to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark Oh, Artie. I'm so happy I married you instead of Homer. Yes! Finally, a timeline where Marge marries me instead of Homer! It's only been seven years but it seems like thirty! *chuckles* Oh, Artie, sometimes you don't make any sense. What about me makes you so happy? So deliriously happy? Well, for starters you're an excellent provider for our children. Bartie has his own bully/butler, and Liffa can finally afford to go to a school with books. And you always seem to have a stool nearby whenever I want to kiss you. Is now a "whenever" time? You know it is. *kisses Artie* Jealous!? Task: "Make Marge Ziff Kiss Artie (On a Stool)". The job takes place at the Ziff-Bouvier Mansion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Find a Stool". The job takes place at the Ziff-Bouvier Mansion or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark Honey, I was thinking about stopping by Spiffany's today to pick up a little something. Of course. Buy anything you want. Don't forget, you're married to the wealthiest man in Springfield! Pish posh! Wealthiest under eighty! In fact, while you're there, buy the whole store! We'll rename it "Ziffany's"! Task: "Make Marge Ziff Go to Spiffany's". The job takes place at Spiffany's, Vulgari Jewelry Store, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Marge? What are you doing here? I'm buying an anniversary present for Artie. An anniversary present? Oh, wait. You must be another version of Marge. Is this the "I'll Never Forgive Homer" timeline? You make even less sense than Artie. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark While I wait for the escrow to go through on the sale of Spiffany's — I mean Ziffany's — would you like to grab lunch? I dunno... I'm already in enough trouble as it is for holding a mixed martial arts tournament in the dining room... Plus, my Marge would kill me if she found out I was having lunch with another woman. Although, she can't really get mad at me if I told her I was having lunch with her own self from an alternate timeline! Everyone knows that's not against the rules. Great! Want to go to Swanky Fish? I don't think I can afford that place. My treat! Woohoo! Do they have pork chops? Task: "Make Marge Ziff Take Homer to Swanky Fish". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Go to Swanky Fish". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark Tell me about yourself, Alt Marge. Well let's see. I became a police officer... No way, so did regular Marge! Did you quit the force too? No, I became Captain. After that, I needed to do something about my fear of flying... Yeah, normal Marge had a fear of flying too. She beat it through psychiatry. What did you do? I became a pilot. But not before taking my pretzel franchise international! Really. Ordinary Marge's Pretzel Wagon had to close after I got it mixed up with the mafia... Sorry to hear that. Oh, did your Marge also become a famous painter? Well...it depends on your definition of famous... Task: "Make Marge Ziff Continue to List Her Accolades". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge Ziff's exclamation mark I'm sorry. I'm rambling, aren't I? I do that sometimes when I get nervous. That's okay, so does Marge Sub-One. It doesn't bother me. You know, you're sweeter than I remember. Is that what got your Marge through all those tough times? Oh, definitely. And you were at Spiffany's to buy her something nice to cheer her up, weren't you? Undoubtedly. Boy, you're so thoughtful. If only things between us had been different. Or the same. Or — you know what I mean... Task: "Make Marge Ziff Second Guess Herself". The job takes place at Swanky Fish, the Gilded Truffle, Luigi's, the Pimento Grove, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Why were you at Spiffany's anyway? I was buying Marge a Valentine's Day present. But Valentine's Day was a while ago. Yeah but I forgot about it and bought tickets to a wrestling match. Then I left her at home to go with Lenny. When I got back, she threw me out. Hey, that gives me an idea! You two have the same brain, right? What do you think I should do to make her/you take me back? After hearing the way you treated her/me, I'm thoroughly convinced that I made the right choice marrying Artie all those years back! Goodbye, Homer! So... maybe a scarf? Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "Live, Laugh, Love."