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The Krusty Evangelist Hour

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Abe's in Toyland Required characters: Krusty the Christian, Sophie Krustofsky, Rev. Lovejoy Optional characters: Azzlan Internal name(s): TheKrustyEvangelistHour ID(s): 227046 - 227049

The Krusty Evangelist Hour is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update. It requires Krusty the Christian to be obtained. Pt. 2 requires Sophie Krustofsky to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Have you heard the news? That Jesus is our savior? Even better news: I'm a Christian now! Wonderful! Since I'm the world's most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show. I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face? I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar. Sounds hilarious. We'll call you if we need you. Task: "Make Christian Krusty Have Communion". The job takes 4 hours. If Azzlan is owned: Task: "Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sophie Krustofsky's exclamation mark Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad? Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment? *praying with rosary beads* I know it's hard to deal with a clown that's been saved. But I can't help loving Jesus! Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren't funny. Task: "Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. If Sophie Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community. Now, have you heard about "tithing"? That's a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income. Ten percent! That's what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies? I'm afraid not. Well, don't feel bad. Neither can my agent. Task: "Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie. Too many rules for you, Dad? Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die. That's a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller. Task: "Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty. Tell me he didn't become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face. Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon. Quest reward: 200 and 20