Difference between revisions of "Herbs in a Hurry"

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{{TB|This “high-traffic” area is the perfect place for our “herbal spinach” cart.}}

{{TB|The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It’s why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.}}

{{TB|Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we’ll need to wear sunglasses, too.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Ned’s Parents Try to Rope In Customers|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Er-ah, “herbal spinach”? Is that some sort of salad?}}

{{TB|That’s very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Purchase “Herbal Spinach”|4 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you’d be selling your special “herbal spinach”, I assumed you’d be more discreet about it.}}

{{TB|If she’s growing “herbal spinach”, Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.}}

{{TB|…}}

{{TB|Are you sure I wasn’t adopted?}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ned’s Parents Dig in Their Heels|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Well, if I can’t talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don’t do it in front of Rod and Todd.}}

{{TB|We’re helping! Yaaay!}}

{{TB|Whoah, whoah. You can’t sell that stuff in Springfield!}}

{{TB|Why not? It’s perfectly legal in this state, you know.}}

{{TB|One where people have been using “herbal spinach” medicinally for years, man.}}

{{TB|All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law… I guess I should probably find out what the law is.}}

{{TB|Well, there’s nothing in my book that says it’s illegal.}}

{{TB|Of course, there’s nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either…}}

{{TB|You know what? I’m gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.}}

{{TB|Unjustly run in by the fuzz… I feel like a kid again!}}

{{TB|Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I’m here to bail out my wayward parents.}}

{{TB|Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let ‘em rot in jail.}}

{{TB|And as MAYOR, I say selling “herbal spinach” is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!}}

{{TB|I also say, er-ah, it’s like time is breathing… and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quimby Pardon Ned’s Parents|60 minutes|the [[Police Station]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Now that we’re back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal “herbal spinach”.}}

{{TB|Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn’t hurt…}}

{{TB|I’m glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you’re drinking.}}

{{TB|Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I’m not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!}}