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- "St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."
- ―Lives of the Saints Comics[src]
St. Sebastian
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Character Information
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Saint Sebastian was an early Christian saint and martyr.
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History[edit]
Ned Flanders dressed up as the martyr St. Sebastian for Springfield's Christian Pride Parade.[1]
Mr. Stanky caught his daughter Samantha kissing Milhouse in Bart's treehouse, so he took her out of Springfield Elementary School and enrolled her at the all-girls Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls run by very nice French Canadian nuns.[2]
Ned Flanders dreamt of his own personal hell where Richard Dawkins as the Devil brewed a "Catholic Saint Soup" where he ate St. Sebastian then spit out the arrows at Ned.[3]
Non-canon[edit]
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In the waiting room of Heaven St. Peter was approached by a tied-up and arrow-pierced St. Sebastian and told, "Hey man, I've been waiting here a long time."[4]
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like Andrea Mantegna's St. Sebastian.
Foreign dubs[edit]
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Gallery[edit]
Image for June in the Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar
Appearances[edit]
Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" (Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls)- Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" (Lives of the Saints Comics)
- Episode – "Black-Eyed, Please" (Ned Flanders' Personal Hell)
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXX" (Heaven Swipes Right)- Episode – "Better Off Ned" (Christian Pride Parade)
Merchandise – The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar (June)
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