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{{Quote|St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows.|''[[Lives of the Saints Comics]]''|Bart's Friend Falls in Love}} | {{Quote|St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows.|''[[Lives of the Saints Comics]]''|Bart's Friend Falls in Love}} | ||
{{Character | {{Character | ||
|name = St. Sebastian | |name = St. Sebastian | ||
| − | |image = | + | |image = [[File:Saint Sebastian.png|200px]] |
|gender = {{Male}} | |gender = {{Male}} | ||
|hair = | |hair = | ||
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|job = Roman soldier | |job = Roman soldier | ||
|relatives = | |relatives = | ||
| − | |appearance = "[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]] | + | |appearance = "[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]" |
|voiced by = [[Dan Castellaneta]] | |voiced by = [[Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
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[[Ned Flanders]] dressed up as the martyr St. Sebastian for [[Springfield]]'s [[Christian Pride Parade]].<ref>"[[Better Off Ned]]"</ref> | [[Ned Flanders]] dressed up as the martyr St. Sebastian for [[Springfield]]'s [[Christian Pride Parade]].<ref>"[[Better Off Ned]]"</ref> | ||
| − | [[Mr. Stanky]] caught his daughter [[Samantha Stanky|Samantha]] kissing [[Milhouse]] in [[Bart's treehouse]] so he | + | [[Mr. Stanky]] caught his daughter [[Samantha Stanky|Samantha]] kissing [[Milhouse]] in [[Bart's treehouse]], so he took her out of [[Springfield Elementary School]] and enrolled her at the all-girls [[Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls]] run by very nice French Canadian nuns.<ref>"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"</ref> |
| − | [[Ned Flanders]] dreamt of [[Ned Flanders' Personal Hell|his own personal hell]] where {{ | + | [[Ned Flanders]] dreamt of [[Ned Flanders' Personal Hell|his own personal hell]] where {{Ch|Richard Dawkins}} as [[the Devil]] brewed a "Catholic Saint Soup" where he ate St. Sebastian then spit out the arrows at Ned.<ref>"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"</ref> |
== Non-canon == | == Non-canon == | ||
{{Noncanon}} | {{Noncanon}} | ||
| − | + | In the waiting room of [[Heaven]] [[St. Peter#Non-canon|St. Peter]] was approached by a tied-up and arrow-pierced St. Sebastian and told, "Hey man, I've been waiting here a long time."<ref>"[[Treehouse of Horror XXX]]"</ref> | |
== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| − | [[The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar]] was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like ''{{ | + | ''[[The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar]]'' was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like {{W|Andrea Mantegna}}'s ''{{W2|St. Sebastian|Mantegna}}''. |
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| + | === Foreign dubs === | ||
| + | {{Dub voices | ||
| + | |deVoice={{IMDbLink|nm7706173|Daniel Schlauch}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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*{{ep|Black-Eyed, Please|([[Ned Flanders' Personal Hell]])}} | *{{ep|Black-Eyed, Please|([[Ned Flanders' Personal Hell]])}} | ||
*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XXX|(Heaven Swipes Right)}} | *{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XXX|(Heaven Swipes Right)}} | ||
| − | *{{ep|Better Off Ned| | + | *{{ep|Better Off Ned|([[Christian Pride Parade]])}} |
*{{Merch|The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar|(June)}} | *{{Merch|The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar|(June)}} | ||
Latest revision as of 19:09, May 15, 2026
- "St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."
- ―Lives of the Saints Comics[src]
St. Sebastian
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Character Information
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Saint Sebastian was an early Christian saint and martyr.
Contents
History[edit]
Ned Flanders dressed up as the martyr St. Sebastian for Springfield's Christian Pride Parade.[1]
Mr. Stanky caught his daughter Samantha kissing Milhouse in Bart's treehouse, so he took her out of Springfield Elementary School and enrolled her at the all-girls Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls run by very nice French Canadian nuns.[2]
Ned Flanders dreamt of his own personal hell where Richard Dawkins as the Devil brewed a "Catholic Saint Soup" where he ate St. Sebastian then spit out the arrows at Ned.[3]
Non-canon[edit]
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The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed in-universe. |
In the waiting room of Heaven St. Peter was approached by a tied-up and arrow-pierced St. Sebastian and told, "Hey man, I've been waiting here a long time."[4]
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like Andrea Mantegna's St. Sebastian.
Foreign dubs[edit]
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Gallery[edit]
Image for June in the Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar
Appearances[edit]
Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" (Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls)- Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" (Lives of the Saints Comics)
- Episode – "Black-Eyed, Please" (Ned Flanders' Personal Hell)
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXX" (Heaven Swipes Right)- Episode – "Better Off Ned" (Christian Pride Parade)
Merchandise – The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar (June)
References[edit]
External links[edit]
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