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'''Unforgivably Headless''' is a premium in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}} content update. It requires [[The Headless Horseman]] to be obtained.
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'''Unforgivably Headless''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}} content update. It requires [[The Headless Horseman]] to be obtained.
  
 
== Dialogue ==
 
== Dialogue ==
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{{TB|Why do I keep letting you talk me into these foolproof things?}}
 
{{TB|Why do I keep letting you talk me into these foolproof things?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{TB|Aaaah! {{*}}bangs furiously on trashcan{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Aaaah! {{*}}bangs furiously on trashcan{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Headless Horseman Wail Into the Night|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Signal Too Early|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Milhouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Dump the Slime|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Barney Leave Moe's at the Wrong Time|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Barney]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Headless Horseman Wail Into the Night|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Signal Too Early|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Milhouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Dump the Slime|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Barney Leave Moe's at the Wrong Time|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Barney]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Guess I'll head home. {{*}}belches{{*}} Which way is home? {{*}}belches{{*}} Wait. I don't have a home…}}
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{{TB|Guess I'll head home. {{*}}belches{{*}} Which way is home? {{*}}belches{{*}} Wait. I don't have a home...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
 
{{TB|Eat slime, Homer! {{*}}dumps the slime{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Eat slime, Homer! {{*}}dumps the slime{{*}}}}
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{{TB|Agh! The sky's throwing up on me!}}
 
{{TB|Agh! The sky's throwing up on me!}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{TB|Baaaaaaaart!}}
 
{{TB|Baaaaaaaart!}}
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{{TB|I'm telling you, there was something in the alley with me!}}
 
{{TB|I'm telling you, there was something in the alley with me!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Oh, spooky ghost in the alley! Come out and scare us! See…nothing—}}
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{{TB|Oh, spooky ghost in the alley! Come out and scare us! See...nothing—}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart and Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
 
{{TB|AAAAAAAH! {{*}}runs away{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|AAAAAAAH! {{*}}runs away{{*}}}}
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{{TB|Who's out here blowin' all that noise?}}
 
{{TB|Who's out here blowin' all that noise?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Oh geez. I've been inhaling too many dirty bar rags.}}
 
{{TB|Oh geez. I've been inhaling too many dirty bar rags.}}
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{{TB|Okay, you're more real than most of my hallucinations. What are you s'posed to be?}}
 
{{TB|Okay, you're more real than most of my hallucinations. What are you s'posed to be?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Okay, headless creepy guy. Big deal. I'm a creepy guy WITH a head.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, headless creepy guy. Big deal. I'm a creepy guy WITH a head.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Scared}}
 
{{TB|Moe! The bar's throwing up on me!}}
 
{{TB|Moe! The bar's throwing up on me!}}
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{{TB|Okay, Headless. What brings you to my place?}}
 
{{TB|Okay, Headless. What brings you to my place?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, I heard ya the first time. What else ya got?}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, I heard ya the first time. What else ya got?}}
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{{TB|Start pouring!}}
 
{{TB|Start pouring!}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|No Head}}
{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad…!}}
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{{TB|Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Headless Horseman Reach for His Head|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Fight Him Off|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Reconsider His Life Choices|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Headless Horseman Reach for His Head|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Fight Him Off|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Reconsider His Life Choices|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
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{{TB|All right, bartender. Now that I'm back together, it's time to accomplish my ultimate goal.}}
 
{{TB|All right, bartender. Now that I'm back together, it's time to accomplish my ultimate goal.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|And, uh…what would that be, Seeds-for-Brains?}}
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{{TB|And, uh...what would that be, Seeds-for-Brains?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|This Homer oaf had the right idea. A pint of your finest ale!}}
 
{{TB|This Homer oaf had the right idea. A pint of your finest ale!}}
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{{TB|Don't suppose you've got any money in that squash head of yours to pay for the beer you're swillin'?}}
 
{{TB|Don't suppose you've got any money in that squash head of yours to pay for the beer you're swillin'?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}pats head{{*}} Um…I must have left it in my other pumpkin.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}pats head{{*}} Um...I must have left it in my other pumpkin.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|My pleasure. Now I must ride away, for a crime most unforgivable has been committed.}}
 
{{TB|My pleasure. Now I must ride away, for a crime most unforgivable has been committed.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And for this, heads…will roll. {{*}}dramatic thunder as he rides away{{*}}}}
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{{TB|And for this, heads...will roll. {{*}}dramatic thunder as he rides away{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cthulhu Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|His "heads will roll" exit was feeble.}}
 
{{TB|His "heads will roll" exit was feeble.}}
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{{TB|Come on! Pay attention to me when I'm scaring you.}}
 
{{TB|Come on! Pay attention to me when I'm scaring you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Howard K. Duff Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ahh…in my mind I'm a thousand miles away…golden sands, sunny beaches…}}
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{{TB|Ahh...in my mind I'm a thousand miles away...golden sands, sunny beaches...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}hip thrust{{*}} Step away from the man who makes the beer I thrust my hips for!}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}hip thrust{{*}} Step away from the man who makes the beer I thrust my hips for!}}
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{{TB|What's that? Ready for another icy-cold, mountain stream-aged Duff?}}
 
{{TB|What's that? Ready for another icy-cold, mountain stream-aged Duff?}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|You may…{{*}}hic{{*}} fill my pumpkin head {{*}}hic{{*}} again , sir.}}
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{{TB|You may...{{*}}hic{{*}} fill my pumpkin head {{*}}hic{{*}} again , sir.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh yeah! {{*}}hip thrusts{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|Oh yeah! {{*}}hip thrusts{{*}}}}
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{{TB|Halloween! My {{*}}hic{{*}} favorite time of year.}}
 
{{TB|Halloween! My {{*}}hic{{*}} favorite time of year.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|And now… {{*}}hic{{*}} to make it last {{*}}hic{{*}} forever!}}
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{{TB|And now... {{*}}hic{{*}} to make it last {{*}}hic{{*}} forever!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Headless Horseman Enjoy Permanent Halloween|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngsters}} Try to Get Candy|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s|5}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Headless Horseman Enjoy Permanent Halloween|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngsters}} Try to Get Candy|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s|5}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

Latest revision as of 11:30, August 31, 2025


Unforgivably Headless
Tapped Out The Headless Horseman Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
Required characters: The Headless Horseman, Homer, Youngsters
Optional characters: Milhouse, Bart, Barney, Moe, Cthulhu, M'nthster, Howard K. Duff, Duffman
Internal name(s): UnforgivablyHeadless
ID(s): 261037 - 261044


Unforgivably Headless is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXIII content update. It requires The Headless Horseman to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
Milhouse - Worried I dunno about this, Bart.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Stop worrying, Milhouse. There's no such thing as a haunted beer keg.
Milhouse - Worried It's only a matter of time before someone puts one into the game.
Bart - Frustrated C'mon, let's go over the plan again.
Milhouse - Worried I watch the front door of Moe's, and when your dad leaves, I bang on the trash can three times.
Bart - Sneaky When you do that, I dump the slime on him from the roof. It's foolproof!
Milhouse - Worried Why do I keep letting you talk me into these foolproof things?
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Milhouse - Scream Aaaah! *bangs furiously on trashcan*
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Wail Into the Night". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Signal Too Early". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Dump the Slime". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Leave Moe's at the Wrong Time". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Barney - Drunk Guess I'll head home. *belches* Which way is home? *belches* Wait. I don't have a home...
Bart - Determined Eat slime, Homer! *dumps the slime*
Barney - Scared Agh! The sky's throwing up on me!
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Milhouse - Scream Baaaaaaaart!
Bart - Angry Milhouse, that's not Homer!
Milhouse - Scared I know, but there's something in the alley!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
Bart - Annoyed See, Milhouse. There's nothing here.
Milhouse - Scared I'm telling you, there was something in the alley with me!
Bart - Rolling Eyes Oh, spooky ghost in the alley! Come out and scare us! See...nothing—
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Bart and Milhouse - Scream AAAAAAAH! *runs away*
Moe - Annoyed Who's out here blowin' all that noise?
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Moe - Surprised Oh geez. I've been inhaling too many dirty bar rags.
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Ride Towards Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Convince Himself He's Hallucinating". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Slip in the Slime Again". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Moe - Confused Okay, you're more real than most of my hallucinations. What are you s'posed to be?
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Moe - Annoyed Okay, headless creepy guy. Big deal. I'm a creepy guy WITH a head.
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Barney - Scared Moe! The bar's throwing up on me!
Moe - Annoyed Eh, only seems fair. You've thrown up enough on the bar.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
Moe - Confused Okay, Headless. What brings you to my place?
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Moe - Annoyed Yeah, I heard ya the first time. What else ya got?
Homer Hey Moe, look what I found! A cool pumpkin that's all hollow inside.
Moe I'll bet it'd hold a whole pitcher of Duff!
Homer - Happy Start pouring!
The Headless Horseman - No Head Myyyy heaaaaaaaaaad...!
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Reach for His Head". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Fight Him Off". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Reconsider His Life Choices". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Furious Hey, Headless, get your own novelty beer mug!
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed Unhand my head, you pumpkin pirate! *grabs his head out of Homer's hands*
Homer - Aah Aah! My mug talks!
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed Finally. I have a head on my shoulders again.
Moe Call me a headhunter, 'cause I'm a guy who helped find your head. Heh heh heh.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
The Headless Horseman All right, bartender. Now that I'm back together, it's time to accomplish my ultimate goal.
Moe - Worried And, uh...what would that be, Seeds-for-Brains?
The Headless Horseman - Happy This Homer oaf had the right idea. A pint of your finest ale!
Moe - Confused Come again?
The Headless Horseman - Happy Fill me up to my eye holes!
Homer *shrugs* Me too!
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Fill the Head With Duff". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Gurgle Happily". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try to Remove His Own Head". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Sad Darn! Why won't my head come off?!
The Headless Horseman - Drunk *hic* Count yourself lucky. For it *hic* 'twas an axe *hic* what rent my head from *hic* my body.
The Headless Horseman - Drunk *hic* And a witch who cursed me with pumpkin for a head. *hic*
Homer - Skeptical Now there's a witch? The ale has soaked into your rind, buddy.
Moe - Annoyed Don't suppose you've got any money in that squash head of yours to pay for the beer you're swillin'?
The Headless Horseman - Confused *pats head* Um...I must have left it in my other pumpkin.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed Bartender, I find your ale quite lacking.
Moe - Angry All complaints should be directed to the complaints department. *sound of a shotgun cocking under the bar* Now. Go ahead and complain.
The Headless Horseman - Surprised Nay, bartender! 'Tis the fault of the one who brewed it, not the one who sold it.
Moe - Annoyed Then that'd be the Duff Brewery's fault. Go complain to their shotgun.
The Headless Horseman - Happy Thank you. I will.
The Headless Horseman - Confused Tis strange that citizens wander the streets surrounded by horrific terrors without batting an eye.
Cthulhu - Sad Get used to it.
M'nthster - Sad We've been here for years, people barely even notice us anymore.
The Headless Horseman - Confused There must be a way to instill terror in their hearts again!
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Scare Townsfolk". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cthulhu is owned: Task: "Make Cthulhu Convert Non-Believers". The job takes 4 hours.
If M'nthster is owned: Task: "Make M'nthster Conquer the World". The job takes 4 hours.
The Headless Horseman - Happy Terror is rejuvenated!
M'nthster - Happy It's been ages since I've heard that many screams!
Cthulhu - Happy Thank you for inspiring us, odd pumpkin man.
The Headless Horseman - Happy My pleasure. Now I must ride away, for a crime most unforgivable has been committed.
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed And for this, heads...will roll. *dramatic thunder as he rides away*
Cthulhu - Annoyed His "heads will roll" exit was feeble.
M'nthster - Sad I know. I wasn't going to say anything.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed Foul creators of this accursed beverage! I bring the justice of the grave upon thee!
Howard K. Duff - Surprised Okay, pal, did you wander away from the brewery tour?
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed You should run in fear at my presence!
Howard K. Duff You'll be running when you see how our beer is made!
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Loom Ominously". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Howard K. Duff is owned: Task: "Make Howard K. Duff Take a Mental Vacation". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Duffman is owned: Task: "Make Duffman Feel He is Needed". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed Look into my blazing eyes!
The Headless Horseman - On Fire Come on! Pay attention to me when I'm scaring you.
Howard K. Duff - Happy Ahh...in my mind I'm a thousand miles away...golden sands, sunny beaches...
Duffman - Sad *hip thrust* Step away from the man who makes the beer I thrust my hips for!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
Duffman Duff Beer is legally recognized as beer in thirty-five American States!
The Headless Horseman - Confused That is a strange marketing slogan.
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed Your Duff Beer has no head no matter how it is poured!
Duffman - Sad And I suppose you're some kind of expert on heads?
The Headless Horseman - Annoyed No, but I am considered an expert on HEADLESSNESS!
Duffman - Sad Oh no! Then there's only one solution!
The Headless Horseman - Confused And what might that be?
Duffman More Duff Beer, oh yeah! *hip thrusts*
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Drink More Duff". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Duffman is owned: Task: "Make Duffman Dance the Blues Away". The job takes place at the Duff Brewery or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
The Headless Horseman - Drunk I *hic* say. I say, good *hic* sir.
Duffman What's that? Ready for another icy-cold, mountain stream-aged Duff?
The Headless Horseman - Drunk You may...*hic* fill my pumpkin head *hic* again , sir.
Duffman Oh yeah! *hip thrusts*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on The Headless Horseman's exclamation mark
The Headless Horseman - Drunk Perhaps *hic* I have been too hasty. *hic*
The Headless Horseman - Drunk Perhaps this *hic* beer is exactly what I *hic* needed.
The Headless Horseman - Drunk Halloween! My *hic* favorite time of year.
The Headless Horseman - Drunk And now... *hic* to make it last *hic* forever!
Task: "Make The Headless Horseman Enjoy Permanent Halloween". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Try to Get Candy" (x5). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20