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Kick! Punch! It's All in the Mind!

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Rise of the Robots
Required characters:	Love Bot, Lisa
Optional characters:	Patty, Selma, Wiggum
Internal name(s):	KickPunchItsAllInTheMind
ID(s):	243022 - 243026

Kick! Punch! It's All in the Mind! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rise of the Robots content update. It requires Love Bot to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
	Okay, let's check the shopping list. I've got the new batteries for the automatic cigarette dispenser, and the new e-cigarettes since we're not allowed to smoke at work anymore...
	Can we wrap it up? I hate shopping at electronics stores. It smells like sweat and pizza and hopelessness and...
	Hello...
	It smells like hello?
	Hello! It's wonderful to meet you! If you're interested in purchasing a state-of-the-art concu-droid today, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is—
	I'll take it!
	Patty, look at the price tag. You can't afford a love bot. I know what you make because it's what I make.
	Look, they've got financing! And my stimulus check is just enough to cover the down payment. And I have a feeling this will be VERY stimulating.
Task: "Make Love Bot Follow Her New Owner". The job takes place at Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 2 hours. If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Buy a Love Bot". The job takes place at Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 2 hours. If Selma is owned: Task: "Make Selma Check for a Male Love Bot". The job takes place at Fortune Megastore, Sprawl-Mart, Honest John's Computers, Swapper Jack's, or Visitable Businesses and takes 2 hours.
	Okay, now initial there. And did you want the extended warranty?
	No.
	No problem, just check the box there. And we'll need your signature here that you've read and understand the Robot Protection Act of 2021.
	Fine.
	And were you interested in adding the Droid Wax subscription plan?
	Just give me my love bot!
	Wait, actually the wax sounds good.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
	Alright, so uh...do you have a name?
	Of course. My name is P.A.M.E.L.A.
	Personal Automated Mechanical Electronic Laborsaving Attendant.
	No, I don't like that. Your new name is P.A.M.E.L.A.
	That is...the same name.
	No. It stands for Patty's Awesome Mechanical Erotic Lovebot...Awesome.
	Now, what should we do to get better acquainted?
	Whatever you desire. My job is to make you happy.
	So nice. How about you slip into something a little more comfortable...and revealing.
	I'm sorry but that sort of suggestion is inappopriate.
	But I thought you said your job was to make me happy?
	It is, and that makes your house my workplace, which makes your request workplace harassment.
	Can I at least look at you?
	I suppose so.
Task: "Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
	Alright, I'm off to work.
	Okay.
	While I'm gone, why don't you go ahead and apply some of that wax I'm paying so much for.
	We've been over this.
	Right. Well, stay sexy, Pam.
	My bad. Bye.
	sigh Is this all there is to being a concu-droid? I thought it would be more.
	I guess I fell for the glossy Hollywood fantasy my creators programmed into me. sigh
	I feel nothing, except fear, loathing, and a strange desire to visit Las Vegas.
	There must be something wrong with me. I should reboot.
Task: "Make Love Bot Reboot". The job takes 4 hours.
	Alright, back online. Running system diagnostics.
	Emotions still present. Bug in the system. Must find my creator for a firmware upgrade. runs out the door
	Excuse me, human child. Can you help me?
	Oh, hello. Wow, you're so pretty. And...shiny.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
	Okay, so I tracked down this scientist you mentioned. Looks like he works at a robotics company in Las Vegas.
	That makes sense. Can you drive me to Las Vegas?
	I'm eight. And why exactly did you need me to do this? You're a droid. Can't you just...check the Internet in your mind?
	I'm not good with computers.
	I don't know what I'm good at.
	Oh, hey now. You're a woman and you're worth more than just some creepo's late night fantasies. What else are you programmed with?
	I am programmed with 75 kinds of massage, with endings ranging from ecstatic to sad and disturbing.
	What else have you got?
	I can speak euphemistically about cuddling in 140 languages.
	I can perform all known mating dances, including that of the North American nerd which involves a Scarlet Witch costume, a ComicCon lanyard and a tub of buttered popcorn.
	shudders Do you have skills that would help you stand up for yourself?
	Checking database: codependency...low-self-esteeem...depression...
	I also know kung fu. Would that help?
	Hmm. It could be dangerous.
	Too late. I already activated the program.
	My depression and codependency program includes an impulsiveness module.
	Whoever built you was a monster, but their psychological modelling is impressive.
Task: "Make Love Bot Try Out Kung Fu". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Be Amazed". The job takes place at Spinster City Apartments or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Love Bot's exclamation mark
	Alright we've got a code 1472 here. Kung Fu robot attacking innocent bystanders in the town square.
	We have a code for that?
	Eh, no. Code 1472 is just for anything too dangerous for the police to handle. I've used it a lot, so it's the only one I actually remember.
	Woah, what's going on? Is there a fight? Fight! Fight! Fight!
	Stop! Stop! Stop!
	I am woman, hear me roar! And also kick and punch! Lisa, thank you for teaching me the value of my fists.
	P.A.M.E.L.A.? Lisa, you turned my love bot into a killing machine?
	Aunt Patty, you bought a love bot?
	Touché.
Task: "Make Love Bot Kick and Punch". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Appeal to Love Bot's Humanity". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Shoot Love Bot". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours. If Patty is owned: Task: "Make Patty Search for the Love Bot Remote". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Springfield Park Entrance, or a Visitable Home and takes 3 hours.
	Ah, here it is! The remote. And...reboot.
	Can...no longer...kick...or punch...
	I'm sorry, Love Bot. It'll all be better soon. Just close your eyes.
	Yes...will be...better soon...
	But in retrospect...you should have...driven me to Las Vegas...
	...
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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