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A Father's Father's Father is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Abe's in Toyland content update. It requires Old Tut to be obtained. Pt. 3 requires Hans Moleman to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Old Tut's exclamation mark Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won't get a good compression. I can't believe there is a Simpson who's more cruel and abusive than I am. Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts? Cruel to an old man, too? I think I'm in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you. I can teach you the basics...but it's going to cost you a lot of money. What luck! That's exactly what I'm made of. Task: "Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be Evil". The job takes place at Universal Panacea and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Burns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes". The job takes place at Universal Panacea and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Your advice wasn't worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor. I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises. How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds. Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut's cruelty, they joined his team. Time for your next lesson, Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs. It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee. Task: "Make Old Tut Release the Hounds". The job takes place at Universal Panacea and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hans Moleman's exclamation mark Do you have the time? Indeed I do. I'm known for the accuracy of my pocket watch. *checks pocket watch* Damn it, it's not working. It's never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch* I'm afraid time has stopped for you... permanently. So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch? Task: "Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch". The job takes place at Benches and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Old Tut's exclamation mark Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It's nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from? The Highlands. I'm from the Lowlands! It's a fight to the death. *rips off shirt* With nothin' but our bare hands... And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe* Task: "Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage". The job takes 12 hours. You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie. You're not half bad yourself for an old timer. Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip. Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I'll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots. For a Scotsman, that means you really like me. Quest reward: 200 and 20