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== Non-canon ==
 
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In the waiting room of [[heaven]] [[St._Peter#Non-canon|St. Peter]] was approached by a tied-up and arrow-pierced St. Sebastian and told, "Hey man, I've been waiting here a long time."<ref>"[[Treehouse of Horror XXX]]"</ref>
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In the waiting room of [[heaven]] [[St. Peter#Non-canon|St. Peter]] was approached by a tied-up and arrow-pierced St. Sebastian and told, "Hey man, I've been waiting here a long time."<ref>"[[Treehouse of Horror XXX]]"</ref>
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==

Latest revision as of 13:55, October 10, 2024

"St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."
Lives of the Saints Comics[src]
St. Sebastian
Saint Sebastian.png
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Deceased
Occupation: Roman soldier
First appearance: "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta


Saint Sebastian was an early Christian saint and martyr.

History[edit]

Ned Flanders dressed up as the martyr St. Sebastian for Springfield's Christian Pride Parade.[1]

Mr. Stanky caught his daughter Samantha kissing Milhouse in Bart's treehouse so he toke her out of Springfield Elementary School and enrolled her at all-girls Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls run by very nice French Canadian nuns.[2]

Ned Flanders dreamt of his own personal hell where Richard Dawkins as the Devil brewed a "Catholic Saint Soup" where he eat St. Sebastian then spit out the arrows at Ned.[3]

Non-canon[edit]

Donut Homer.png The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

In the waiting room of heaven St. Peter was approached by a tied-up and arrow-pierced St. Sebastian and told, "Hey man, I've been waiting here a long time."[4]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like Andrea Mantegna's St. Sebastian.

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